DEAD by Andy Madden (funny books to read txt) 📕

DEAD

Chapter One

You see, this isn’t your average cliché emo story about the emotionally unstable kid trying to find love. It’s about a young schizophrenic teenage boy trying to sooth his love for killing! Not depressing vampires that sparkle or any type of depressing thing! No sire what this kid does is he takes his lovers and kills them, kissing their lifeless lips, getting warmth from their cold bodies, smelling their hair, basically having sex with his dead lovers! Then he stuffs their bodies in the closet, flushing them down the toilet, burning them in acid, you name it, he’s done it! This kid is me! James Way, Now you see, I don’t have any problems like any cliché emo kid in some story does, I don’t have any bullies at school, hell I don’t even know any kids who hate me! I didn’t have any problems at home until my mother kicked me and my father out of the house! My father is a professional surgeon, he knows about my “activities” and he sometimes helps me hide the bodies.
“Give him blood! Blood! Gallons of the stuff!” my father tells me quoting from one of the songs by one of my favorite bands, My Chemical Romance. Everyone at the hospital adores me, the nurses the doctors, the patients. But you see my daily schedule changed for me when the town finally started noticing all the missing persons, but hey this town is a whack job, so I didn’t think anything of it, until people started moving away, but then one boy moved here and it changed me forever!

School had just let out, I had asked my current girlfriend, Lucy Kidman, if she wanted to “come over to my place” of course with my amazing seductive charms, she happily agreed. It was going as planned, my amazing scheme. But this boy named Conner approached me. He was a new kid, a year younger than me. But he was so freaking cute! He had feathery shoulder length blonde hair, and gorgeous jade eyes. Maybe he could be my next victim.
“Hey Lucy, are you going? I thought we were going to the library to study for exams?” He questioned.
“Oh yeah but, my boyfriend James invited me over to his place!”
“Yeah just me and her, no brats aloud.” I said, smirking and wrapping her in my arms. God that look that crossed his face almost made me loose it!
“O-oh okay…” He said looking down at his feet with a soft tone.
“Oh I forgot something in my locker! I’ll be right back!” shouted Lucy, and before I could object she was gone.
I turned my attention to Conner and put my arm around his thin waist and took his chin in my other hand. “You know something tells me that I and Lucy aren’t going to be seeing much of each other, so maybe tomorrow, we could hook up?” I looked at his blushing shocked face, OMG He is so cute!!
“B-but I’m not gay!” he said, pushing himself out of my grasp.
“Duh neither am I, but your just so cute, wont you go gay for meeee?” I had him now, I gave him that looks that neither girl nor guy I had ever encountered could resist.
“Well… uhm… I Uhh…”
“James! I’m back we can leave now!!!”
“Oh good let’s leave!” I said, quickly slipping a card that had my cell and address written on it to the boy and winking at him. And before that we left, leaving the boy dumbfounded.

When we got to my room, it already started getting dark. Puuuurrrfect.I laid her gently down on my bed. “Wait James I’m not sure if I’m ready for this commitment.”
“Don’t worry babe, I’ll take you on a trip that no girl has ever regretted.” I said winking.
“Oh o-okay…” She said.
“Close your eyes…” I said in my most seductive voice into her ear. She obeyed and did as she was told. Then when she was not looking, I comfortably set myself on top of her and then ready the blade in my hand, finally when she opened her eyes wondering why nothing has happen I whispered into her ear, “Uhh-ohh you opened your eyes, now your gonna pay…” before she could object or hesitate, I was trusting my knife into her gut. Blood went everywhere, and while listening to her screams, I played some music, the same song my father quotes from, Blood, by My Chemical Romance. I tied her arms to the iron bed, the type of chord that grinds into your skin. To keep her from kicking, I stabbed her in her legs, she was totally pinned down, but just I case, I dislocated her arms. Surprisingly she was still conscious and screaming bloody murder! I then put my blade into her mouth and slit her cheeks like the joker, but she was STILL screaming.
“Oh My Gooooooodd!! What will it take to shut you uuuup?!?!! I screamed before I started carving a small heart into her chest right above were her actual heart was. I slowly started to peel the tissue and muscle back, before I could make out her heart, guarded by ribs. They were in my way and had to be removed, so I broke them in half. She let out a blood curdling scream that I swear made my ears bleed, but I couldn’t tell at the time, since I was almost covered head to toe in her blood. Then I could see her revealed heart, I was beating quickly, like they all do. She was too much of a bloody mess for me when she finally died, so I do what I always did with cases like these, I bombed the house with her in it. I mean, why would I take her to my house? IF she got away of course she would tell. So it was some old shack out in the woods I had found. So I took out a few grenades I had in my messenger bag, and I had a 5 second interval before this place was gone, I had pulled all the Pins and I ran like freaking hell. Luckily I made it out alive, but the blast singed my bangs. I then left for home, father and I were planning to go out and eat at long horns! Mhm I love steak!

DEAD!

Publication Date: 01-03-2012

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Dedication:
To my friends!