Twins!? by Sabryna Martin (epub ebook reader .TXT) 📕

"Sab Martin! Did you email your sister last night!?" her mom yelled down to her. " Uh... sure mom." She yelled back. " Ok... I will be calling your grandmother tonight to see!" " But mom I don't want to email her!" " Just do it!" Sab whispered to herself, " I'll just give her the list of things I hate about her like i always do."


1. You're too girly.
2. You like math
3. You disrespect Micheal Jackson
4. You are a suck up
5. You hold up your pinky everytime you drink something.
6. You talk in a fake british accent
7. You only drink " herbal" tea

Wait... you already know all this stuff! So why am I telling you again?


" There mom! Done!" Sab Martin isn't a normal kid. She's pretty cool/weird. She dispises her twin sister Sabryna very much. Sab is a tomboy. Not a girly girl. She hates math, but loves Micheal Jackson. Not in love, just loves how he dances, his voice, and his music. One of her person quotes is, " Art shall not be rushed, only detailed!" People always tell her that she should be an artist when she grows up. But she doesn't agree. Every Saturday, she makes pancakes for her mom and dad. They're really good. Now... reason why Sab has to email Sabryna, is because her sister lives in Texas with one of their grandmas. What happened was, they were sitting on the lving room floor ready for church. They were two years old. Sab was holding her juice box with a devious look. And Sab squirted her juice ans stained Sabryna's dress. Then when their grandma saw the stain she picked up Sabryna and moved to Texas. And now Sabryna lives Texas.

"Can anyone tell me what two divided into thrity is? Sab?" " Uh... I wasn't raising my hand..." " So? I called on you so answer me!" Mr. Baldman yelled. "Alright alright alright I'll tell you before you turn purple..." Mr. Baldman's face was even redder then it was. He looked like he was going to throw a desk. " Fifteen?" Sab said just before he called on someone else. " Ooo goody... another detention!" Sab slid into an empty desk in the kindergarten room. Mr. Baldman walked in and put chair by Sab's desk and sat there. " Is there anything you want to tell me missy?" Mr. Baldman said furiously. " Yeah... why are we in the kindergarten room?" Mr. Baldman looked up, " get outta here!" And Sab ran out of the room. Sab always found a way to get out of detention. When Sab got home he saw his parents sitting on the couch expecting her. " Sab... we know you aren't going to like to hear this..." Her dad continued, " But you're sister is coming to live with you." " What!?" Sab just sat there frozen. Then she asked, " Why!?" " Your grandma found a new boyfriend and doesn't want Sabryna to bother them." Her mom added, " Besides it's not good to have twins seperated." " Fine" Sab sighed.


The next day, Sabryna was sitting on her bed in Sab's room after unpacking. She looked around. " Sab?" she asked. Sab walked in, " what?" where do you think I shall put this poster? She asked holding up a poster of a queen. " Anywhere on YOUR side of the room!" While Sab walked out of the room, Sabryna took down Sab's Micheal Jackson poster, not noticing she ripped it a little, and replace it with her poster. Sab walked in seeing the poster on the floor. She ran over to the poster, kneeling down and stroking it. " You! You! You idiot!" " You said anywhere on my side of the room..." "You said you were good at math! Especially fractions! That's MY side! And she ripped Sabryna's poster into pieces.

" Sab... I hope you learned your lesson in detention!" Mr. Baldman said. " Sure... being in detention for three seconds made me learn a lot..." Sab said sarcastically. " Ok class..." Mr.Baldman started ignoring Sab's remark. " If you need to use the restroom go ahead." Sab left when Sabryna walked in, in a flower dress. Mr. Bladman looked over and screamed a little. " Sab!? I didn't know you wore dresses! Then Sab walked in as Mr. Baldman was saying how beautiful she looked today.Then he looked over at Sab. He screamed again. Then he pointed to Sab and then Sabryna. " What!? What the heck is goign on!? Sabryna started, " Me and Sab are twins. I'm Sabryna Martin, the most behaved... and you know Sab." " Ok... Sab and Sabryna go take your seats." Sab sat in a desk in the corner of the room near the teacher's desk and Sabryna chose a seat in the very front. Kids kept staring. Looking back and forth. Then kids ran up to Sabryna asking, " Can you draw as good as Sab can!?" Sab shot back to them, " I don't draw good at all so she probrably draws better." Sabryna looked over to Sab, " Wow that's the nicest thing you will probrably ever say to me!" Sab nodded. Sabryna drew a picture and kids walked away whistling. And they whispered to each other about how bad of a drawer Sabryna is.

Sab and Sabryna were sitting on the couch. Staring at each other. " I hate you!" " Well... I dislike you even more!" " Hate is bigger then dislike!" Sabryna started to cry. " Wow sis you know what? I am going to bed. And I'm not sleeping with a night light."


A few hours later, while Sab was sleeping, she heard the treadmill going on at full speed and screaming. She sat up and sighed. And walked over to the living room. She watched as Sabryna let go and watched as she flew into the counter. Sab started laughing. Sab walked over to the treadmill chuckling and turned off the treadmill. Then she looked over at Sabryna. Sabryna started to cry. " Get up!" Sab yelled at Sabryna. Then Sabryna layed down onto her stomach stil crying. Sab pulled Sabryna up by her nightgown. Sab sighed, " What happened?" " Well I wanted to go for my morning walk, but it was snowing outside so i wanted to use the treadmill. But I thought 10 meant 1.0,and it started going really fast and I couldn't hold on anymore and I flew into the counter. I just wasn't thinking because it was so early in the morning." Sabryna said as she was wiping her eyes. " You weren't thinking!? That's what I'm supposed to do! Not think!" Sab punched Sabryna and went back to bed. Sabryna started to cry.

As Sab and Sabryna went into their room, they saw a huge guard dog and a little chiwawa. Sab ran over to the big dog and hugged it and named it Sab Jr. Sabryna picked up the little chiwawa and kissed it a billion times naming it Cutie Pie Jr. Sab looked over at Sabryna and said, " Dude, you're not cutie pie! So there can't be Cutie Pie Jr!" " Don't call me dude!" " I can call you whatever I want!" " Come on Cutie Pie Jr! Let's go dress you up!" " Sab Jr... let's go ruin their dress up game!" Sab jr nodded.

Sabryna went into their parents room looking for stuff to dress up her dog. " Sabryna... I bought you some clothes! Matching outfits for you AND your stupid dog!" " Great!" Sab ran down to their room and put peanut butter and glue in their clothes. Sabryna put the clothes on her dog. " Aw! How adorable!" Then she put her clothes on. " Peanut butter!? gross! I'm taking this off!" Sabryna tried to get her clothes off, " What the!? It won't come off! Sab took Sab Jr's paw and high fived it. And they ran upstairs with Sabryna and her dog whimpering and crying.


" Oh, come on Sabryna just take a knife and cut it off you!" Sabryna wiped her eyes, " That sounds like a good idea! But how do you use a knife?" " I'll do it Sabryna! Since I feel really really bad." Sab said sarcastically. Sab took the