IF YOU BELIEVE THAT, by Nana Ayisha Yakubu, shaytu blay (inspirational books for women TXT) 📕

Antarctica was created for penguins alone.

2  Little green creatures that eat human brains live on mars.

     If your tongue can touch your nose, you’re a freak.

    A seahorse is a hybrid of a horse and the sea.

     Dragons were just lizards with fiery tempers.

6  Justin Bieber is the mayor of the Bieberville state.

  The Greeks lied, the only reason Perseus defeated medusa was because he was drunk so she kind of looked better ya know?

   Unicorns were just horses who loved to party.

9  If you have an ‘a’ in your name, you’re one of the prettiest. Lie. Medusa is living proof.

1   Bellerophon tamed Pegasus by giving him a carrot. Why do you think I love carrots? Yep, I’m Pegasus.

1   If your mum ate fish the week you were born, you’re going to have scales when you die.

    If you can touch all your teeth with your tongue, you’re actually stupid enough to try it.

1  If your pet sleeps with you in your bed, it is cheating on its partner with you. Fore shame.

1  If you don’t like juice, you’re a potential Hitler.

1  When it rains, it’s just the angels peeing.

1   God loves his cotton candy that is why the sky is so far away.

1   If you steal my food, you’re going to get diabetes.

1   If you live in a house with a chimney, you believe in a fat man with a red sack full of goodies.

1   If you go to a New Years Eve party and sing karaoke with a total stranger you’re going to fall in love.

2The first doctor to deliver a woman was in the process when he saw his daughter pulling on a door that clearly had a push sign on it so he yelled “push, push, push…” and that is why.

Text: nana ayisha yakubu
Images: shaytu blay
Editing: nana ayisha yakubu
Publication Date: 08-18-2013

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Dedication:
to my friends here in the community, for you with love :)