Ms.Sarcastic by Rashel Jordan (ereader iphone txt) 📕

When I jumped off the last step, I saw Magnus on the floor, still laughing. Creep.
"Get off the floor fool! We got a party to set up." I yelled. If this was the movies, we would have turned on some silly music and danced while we worked. But, since this isn't a movie, we just did the work like the normal people we are.
After we were done, we plopped down on the couch with sighs.
"That took a lot of work!" Ace said. Also, in the movies they don't tell you how tiring it is. Those wimps! I nodded in agreement. The door bell rang. I looked at the clock. There was about 30 minutes until Lily came home.
"Start letting people in; I'm going to change." I said as I ran up the stairs. Now, I had to pick out an out an outfit. It had to be cute, but not so cute that it would outshine Lily, because I knew she would wear her pretty clothes home today (She always has a pretty outfit in the car because she thinks she might meet her Prince Charming while she's driving one day and didn't want to look ugly, her words not mine.). I decided on a T-shirt that said "Drunk Off Syrup". It was fitted and black,but the writing was green. On the back would be a picture of a bottle of syrup that was tipped over and a plate of pancakes. Next, I chose a pair of black skinny jeans that had only one thing on it: an emerald green paw print. Then, I chose a pair of black flats. Taking my hair out if it's usual ponytail, I left it out and put on a dab of lipgloss, just enough to make them shimmer in the right lighting, as if by magic. I faintly heard the door opening and closing multiple times downstairs as I put in a pair of small silver hoops. When I was done I walked down the stairs and bumped into a chest.
"Sorry." the stupid chest said. I looked up. Correction, the stupid person's stupid mouth that belonged with the stupid chest said it.
"Who are you?" I've never seen this boy before. He had longish red hair, soft brown eyes, and was about 6'2" , and as far as my face could tell, had a very muscled body. I blinked at him.
"Sorry, my name is Edan." he held his hand out and I shook it.
"Isn't that Irish Gaelic for 'Little fiery one'? " I asked. He smiled and nodded.
"You know your stuff." he commented.
"I just know my languages." I smirked as I said it.
"Well, I guess I'll see you later, if I don't lost in this house first." Edan did a little wave and left. I walked into the middle of the room and looked at the clock. 5 minutes to go.
"Okay listen up everyone! We have five minutes to hide! If you took off your coat or something, take it with you!" I yelled. All the people started to scatter, while I just turned off all the lights except for my bedroom light. I almost gave us away when Lily walked into the house.
"Hey, Sil-"
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY, LILY!!!!" we all yelled when we jumped up. Lily screamed and widened her eyes. And then she started crying. I walked infront of the big crowd and hugged her. I signaled behind me for them to start everything. Once I did, music started and people started talking.
"You remembered my birthday." Lily wailed.
"No, I remembered Taylor Lautner's birthday!" I rolled my eyes and let her go to the bathroom. I turned around and bumped into a chest. A very hard, stupid chest.
"Damn, I hate being short sometimes." I muttered. I looked up to find Edan. I smiled brightly.
"Hey." I said.
"You know, I heard that most short people are creeps. Is that true?" he asked me, smirking.
"No. Creepin' is for losers,I'm a winner." I said.
"Where did you hear that ridiculous rumor?" I asked. He nodded is head and I looked in that direction to find Magnus. He looked at me, raised his cup, and winked.
"Oh. Excuse me, I'll be right back." I whispered in Edan's ear- which was very hard to do by the way- and walked over to Magnus.

Magnus squealed in pain when I punched him in the stomach.
"That is for callin' me a creep, bumnugget!!!" I hurrumped. And that's when a pair of cat ears landed on my head. I spun around, ready to knock that crap out of somebody, to find Lily's brother, Brenton, was behind me.
"What's up , kitten?" he asked. I punched him in the shoulder and hugged him. He started calling me kitten because for 2 Halloweens in a row, I went as a lion cub and kitten. It was his special way of calling me short and cuddly. I am not cuddly, damn it! (AN: hey, i know this chapter is short, but I'm trying to find a way to add some romance w/ spice into the party scene...)

"I'm surprised you made it." I said as I hugged him tightly. Brenton was our legal guardian until we turned 18.
"Of I did! I wouldn't miss it for the world. Plus, I have someone I want you girls to me." he said, shrugging his shoulders.
"Ohh? A ladylove?" I said as I wiggled my brows.

Text: This book belongs to me.The picture is from Bing.
Publication Date: 09-09-2011

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Dedication:
This is dedicated to my friend,kristina,for her witty comments and sarcasm.And to the people reading this.