The Phone of Destiny II by Focs123 (interesting books to read in english .TXT) 📕

Destiny: I was outside of the bar when she came out, my mother, Lindsay Lohan.

Josh: shes hawt.....

Destiny: ur so dummmm.

Derek would like to join chat. Accept?

Josh: oh goody! yes!!!!

Derek: hi. btw meg fox is hawt not lindsay lohan....

Josh: >:(

Destiny: That isnt the point. btw josh, way 2 call my mom hawt.

Lindsay would like to join. Accept?

Destiny: NO!!! every1 say no!!!

Derek: noooo

Josh: yes plz yes!!!!<333333

Destiny: JOSH UR A--

Lindsay: hi new daughterrrrr

Destiny: Goodbye.

Josh: hi lindsay <333333333333333333

Lindsay: Hello stalker.

Josh: ur sooooooo hot

Lindsay: ignores josh

Meghan Fox would like to join chat. Accept?

Derek: YES!!!

Meghan: Hay Lindsay! wanna hit the bar l8r?

Derek: hi meg

Meghan: Derek?

Derek: yes?

Meghan: im ur mother.

Derek: AHHHHHHHHHHHH! I THINK MY MOM IS HOT!!!!!!!!

Meghan: That is why ur soooooo hot

Derek: thats creepy and hot.

Destiny: Hey Derek. My "mom" jst told me offline dat megs urs and my dad.

Derek: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! I THINK MY DAD IS HAWTER THAN MY MOM!!!!

Meghan: yup so tht offline make out wuz with ur dad.

Derek has left the chat crying

Derek: wait meg we can still kiss rite?

Meghan: sure y not.

Derek has left the chat.

Destiny: That was some good acting meg!!!

Meghan: i wasnt acting im reely urs and Dereks dad.

Destiny: AHHHHHHH

Destiny has left the chat crying

Josh: Ha! ha! Dat is good acting

Meghan: ik rite!!!!

CHAT OVER

Later that day....

Destiny: Hi Fiona!

Fiona: Hey! Back at Degrassi for 2 or 3 days with crazy Declan.

Destiny: Yeah....he is sure

the crazy one...

Declan would like to join chat. Accept?

Destiny: Sure y not.

Declan: I HATE SAV!!!!! btw hi

Fiona: Sav is dating HJ.

Declan: shut up fiona.

Destiny: oh my gosh im so sorry:(

Declan: Thank you... can you fly to Canada?

Destiny: lemme see. brb

Declan: Sav.... grrrrr.....

Fiona: shut up

Destiny: lindsay doesnt care wat i do so i can go!!!!

Fiona: YAY!!!!

CHAT OVER

Publication Date: 10-17-2010

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