Phoenix Tears by Flo (classic children's novels .txt) 📕

I looked around and
All I could see
Were leafless trees and
The odd zombie
I started walking
Laser in hand
Blew out their brains with
A startling sound

And I wish you were there
To see their creepily blank stares
But if I recall correctly
You had fallen down the stairs
And I wish you were there
It was really really cool
When I dismantled a death ray
While I was standing on the moon

I thought I should start running when
Lord Voldemort chased me
The idea was reinforced
When I saw ten more zombies
Running through the city with
Deatheaters on my tail
Along with three olephants and
The odd gazelle

And I wish you were there
To see them trip over those chairs
But if I recall correctly
You had fallen down the stairs
And I wish you were there
It was really really cool
But then my mum shook me awake and
It was time for school

Creeping down the corridors
Waiting for the time
When I’d be back inside my head
Back in this dream of mine
Then I saw a stormtrooper
My heart was filled with glee
Didn’t matter my maths homework was
Destroyed by killer bees

And I wish you were there
To see the army of teddy bears
But if I recall correctly
You had fallen down the stairs
And I wish you were there
It was really really cool
When I killed them with an RPG
And took over the school

Hanging up a flag I heard
An eerie moaning sound
I looked out the window
And soiled myself at what I’d found
A thousand billion zombies drove me
Right out of the school
The chase ended in a clearing
In a forest the ood ruled

And I wish you were there
To climb the tree next to the bear
But if I recall correctly
You had fallen down the stairs
And I wish you were there
It was really really cool
As I sat high up in my tree
Far above the zombie drool

High above the walking dead
I hatched out of my plan
Turned into an atomic bomb
Destroying them before I ran
Fortunately I had worn
A gas mask on that day
And floated oh so gently
On my flying green sting ray

And I wish you were there
When I woke to an icy glare
But if you’d been there in my bed
I’d be just a little scared
And I wish you were there
It was really really cool
When I shot fire out my eyes
Which I can genuinely do

Return to real life
Was a bit boring and stuff
Every day routine, monotony
My fig is stuffed
But I still have dreams in my head
I save for when you talk to me
And I also have for some reason
The word polygamy
*epic guitar solo*

Pushing me around
That way you're never gonna win
Spitting in my face
Why don't I take away the sting?
This is a song that I'll only ever sing
When you're shitting in my face
I'll never let you win

If you want someone to boss around
Well, go and take your pick
I'm not someone you can control
By acting lke a prick
So you want someone to love you
Well, you no everyone one does
Your ego needs some trimming
Now the world ain't what it was

Pushing me around
That way you're never gonna win
Spitting in my face
Why don't I take away the sting?
This is a song that I'll only ever sing
When you're shitting in my face
I'll never let you win

So you don't like how I dress
You want me to look the same
As every single prep
Might as well just change my name
So you don't like my opinions
Cause they don't fit in with yours
You want me to join the legions
That forgot they had a cause

Pushing me around
That way you're never gonna win
Spitting in my face
Why don't I take away the sting?
This is a song that I'll only ever sing
When you're shitting in my face
I'll never let you win

I'm the person that I am
And I'll express it how I want
I'lll write my own future
And I won't use a boring font
I care about this world
And I want to make a change
So if you want to mock me, mock me
I'll be laughing as you rage

Publication Date: 06-11-2012

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