This is us by roseprince + HotMetalGirl + MsRoseLove (book suggestions .txt) 📕

 Dear Directioner, dear One Direction!

 We wanna take you back in the year 2010, the year when One Direction were founded. We created a book with a lot of jokes, quotes and Insider of One Direction because we miss their video diaries, their twitcams, their crazy ideas and our five singing idiots. For this reason we collected typical sentences of each person and Insider.

First we wanna introduce ourselves: We are three Directioner with the ages 15, 16 and 17 and from different parts of Germany.

Second we do NOT want to endamage One Direction with this and we do NOT own this sentences and (unfortunately) One Direction!

Finally we just wanna say One Direction we love you. You light up our days! Be who you are! We love you like that.

 Enjoy this book:)

 Love

Patty, Anne & Hannah

We write the year 2010 when five solo artists wanted to convince the judges of X Factor. After a suggestion by guest judge Nicole Scherzinger the five boys were put together to be in a boyband. So the five Idiots, called Niall Horan (Mullingar, Ireland), Liam Payne (Wolverhampton, UK), Louis Tomlinson (Doncaster, UK), Harry Styles (Holmes Chapel, UK) and Zayn Malik (Bradford, UK) tried to find a name. After Nialls suggestion "Niall and the potatoes" Harry came up with "One Direction".

The band passed the live shows and finished in third place. Simon Cowell dicided to give them  a chance and the five boys signed a record contract. In September 2011 One Direction's debut single was released, called "What makes you beautiful".

They started their first tour through the UK (later Australia and North America too), the Up All Night Tour, where they've done some video diaries. Some funny sentences of them: "Yes that's right Kevin, Zayn is a lovely guy" "Stop the traffic let them through"

The five boys were the opening act of the 'Better with U' tour from the band 'Big Time Rush.

Their second album "Take me Home" was released in December 2012. The band embarked their world tour, Take me Home Tour, in February 2013 after releasing a cover version of "One way or Another" and "Teenage Kicks", called "One Way or Another (Teenage Kicks)" as the Comic Relief single (To fight against famine in Ethiopia; Red Nose Day).

On 30 of August will be the second film about One Direction "This is us" released. We're looking forward to this. In the Trailer it is said: "It's not the end, it's the beginning!"

name: Liam James Payne

birthday: 29th August 1993

eyecolour: brown

haircolour: brown

nickname: leeyum

hobbys: singing, surfing

fav colour: purple

special:

relationship: single

Quotes:

 We're on the roof and I'm absolutely freezing my peanuts off!

When I was little, I always said that I wanted a brother, and now it's like having four of them.

Personally, the worst thing a boy can do to a girl is to ignore her while she's loving him with all her heart.

None of our fans are ugly, everyones beautiful.

Cookies and milk all the way forward! It's all I need, cookies&milk and all you guys.

Dreams are like stars. You may never touch them. But if you follow them, they will lead you to your destiny.

Live your dream and never wake up.

It would be great if we could employ someone to play games with us.

It's quite strange that the thing I want most is actually one of my biggest fears.

I used to have water fights in the toilets and climb on the roof to get balls back.

I once cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I could not eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon.

I smile and think: This is my job, this is what I do for living, and it's what I always wanted.

After a concert I realized that the bus was leaving without me so I was running and screaming and the boys though I was a fan.

I feel like Niall is my brother. I always think that he's the youngest in the band.

I try to be cool, but I'm not very good at it.

The U.S., out of all places, is just absolutely incredible.

Sometimes I think I would quite like to just go home - just chill out, play the field, be normal again. Just chill out. I am looking forward to having some time off though, and my girlfriend keeps telling me that we need to get away, go abroad somewhere, just to get away from everything. We'll see.....

Got nothing to say, say nothing at all.

You gotta live hardcore to be hardcore.

I've always prefered having girlfriends to just seeing people.

Love is all about communication so we'd go hand-in-hand in a romantic stroll through the park and I'd buy her flowers.

I always wanted a brother, now I have four of them.

Jokes:

 Liam: What do you get if you cross a pig with a centipede?
Interviewer: I dont know..
Liam: Bacon and leggs.

Liam: What is the best thing about deadly snakes?
Everyone: …..
Liam: They've got poisonallity..

Insider:

Moves like Jagger Wink

I have a stranger fear of spoons

name: Harry Edward Styles

birthday: 1st February 1994

eyecolour: green

haircolour: brown

nicknames: hazza, babycakes

hobbys: singing, golf, run around nacked, tattoos

fav colour: orange

special:

relationship: -

Quotes:

When the trust is gone, the Relationship is gone.

I wish I had a girl to cuddel up at night rather than my pillow.

I don't think you can really define love.

The girls who don’t love Niall are the ones who don’t know how to choose a boy

Tall girls are hot, little girls are cuties.

If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams then I want to sleep forever.

I travel around going through different experiences every day with four of my best friends, who I didn't two years ago, and now are as close as brothers.

It only takes a second to call a girl fat and she'll take a lifetime trying to starve herself, think before you act.

I think you have to take me for me. I am who I am.

I do miss having someone to spoil, someone that you can just sit with for a bit.

We have a Choice. To live or to exist!

Truth is, I don't mind getting a black eye or a broken arm for a girl as long as she's there to kiss it after

I wake up so many mornings feeling so lucky and so gratefull to be where we are.

Simple but affective

She can deepthroat

If the only way I can be with you is in my dreams then I want to sleep forever.

I realize I've got millions of girlfriends and wifes around the world and I love all of them

Jokes:

A: Are you drunk?'
H: 'No, I'm Harry!'

I'll be there in two, I'll be there in two, baby Pikachu

 You could be preouccupied, different dick everynight...

It's a little too hot take off your clothes

Harry: Why did the man sleep under the car?
Interviewer: I don't know, why did he sleep under the car?
Harry: So he could wake up oily in the morning!

Harry: What did the alien say to the garden?
Everyone: …
Harry: Take me to your weeder..

Insider:

 Think how much Pussy you gonna get

 name: Niall James Horan

birthday: 13th September 1993

eyecolour: blue

haircoulour: natrual brown but colored blond

nickname: nialler

hobbys: singing, playing guitarre, eating, sleeping

fav colour: blue

special: only one from ireland, only one without tattoos, only left-handed

relationship: -

Quotes:

Our band will never change. We will always be 5 singing idiots

My Princess is on her way I have to wait

There's no such thing as a 'fat' girl. Every girl is beautiful in her own way

I'd rather play with a paper-airplane and be called a boy, them to play with a girls heart and be called a men

Being single doesn't mean that you're weak, it means that you are strong enough to wait for what you deserve

I'm the kind of boy that can fall in love with any girl because I love with the heart, not the eyes

Well, personally, I wouldn't like to be a food, because I wouldn't want to be eaten.

Age is but a number who cares how old the girl I date is.

I won't date a model, because models are perfect and perfect is boring.

If a man whistles at you, don't turn around. You are a lady not a dog

The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.

The fans always tell me im beautiful but I always tell them that no one will ever be as beautiful as them

Every now and then you have like a realization moment where you get goosebumps and think: I am literally the luckiest person in the world.

If I got a girlfriend, I’d feed her playfully all of the time

I hate it when girls act stupid ’cause they think it’s cute. Intelligence is sexy

I’m an emotional guy, so I don’t have to worry about a girl trying to get me to open up.

I think our fans are a bit like us they’re