South Wind(Fiscle Part-3) by Norman Douglas (novels for students TXT) π
The Bishop Was Feeling Rather Sea-Sick. Confoundedly Sea-Sick, In Fact.
This Annoyed Him. For He Disapproved Of Sickness In Every Shape Or
Form. His Own State Of Body Was Far From Satisfactory At That Moment;
Africa--He Was Bishop Of Bampopo In The Equatorial Regions--Had Played
The Devil With His Lower Gastric Department And Made Him Almost An
Invalid; A Circumstance Of Which He Was Nowise Proud, Seeing That
Ill-Health Led To Inefficiency In All Walks Of Life. There Was Nothing
He Despised More Than Inefficiency. Well Or Ill, He Always Insisted On
Getting Through His Tasks In A Businesslike Fashion. That Was The Way
To Live, He Used To Say. Get Through With It. Be Perfect Of Your Kind,
Whatever That Kind May Be. Hence His Sneaking Fondness For The
Natives--They Were Such Fine, Healthy Animals.
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Recent Growth Than The Individualistic Family Or Clan. This Is As Far
As I Care To Go. To Debate Whether One Be Better For Mankind Than The
Other Betrays What I Call An Anthropomorphic Turn Of Mind; It Is
Therefore A Problem Which, So Far As I Am Concerned, Does Not Exist. I
Content Myself With Establishing The Fact That Progress And
Civilization Are Incompatible, Mutually Exclusive."
"Do You Mean To Say," Asked The Millionaire, "That It Is Impossible To
Be Progressive And Civilized At The Same Time?"
"That Is What I Mean To Say. Now If America Stands For Progress, This
Old World May Be Permitted--With A Reasonable Dose Of That Flattery
Which We Accord To The Dead--To Represent Civilization. Tell Me, Mr. Van
Koppen, How Do You Propose To Amalgamate Or Reconcile Such Ferociously
Antagonistic Strivings? I Fear We Will Have To Wait For The
Millennium."
"The Millennium!" Echoed Mr. Heard. "That Is Another Of Those Unhappy
Words Which Are Always Cropping Up In My Department."
"Why Unhappy?" Asked Mr. Van Koppen.
"Because They Mean Nothing. The Millennium Will Never Come."
"Why Not?"
"Because Nobody Wants It To Come. They Want Tangible Things. Nobody
Wants A Millennium."
"Which Is Very Fortunate," Observed The Count. "For If They Did, The
Creator Would Be Considerably Embarrassed How To Arrange Matters,
Seeing That Every Man's Millennium Differs From That Of His Neighbour.
Mine Is Not The Same As Yours. Now I Wonder, Mr. Van Koppen--I Wonder
What Your Millennium Would Be Like?"
"I Wonder! I Believe I Never Gave It A Thought. I Have Had Other Things
To Puzzle Out."
And The Millionaire Straightway Proceeded To Think, In His Usual
Clear-Cut Fashion. "Something With Girls In It," He Soon Concluded,
Inwardly. Then Aloud:
"I Guess My Millennium Would Be Rather A Contradictory Sort Of
Business. I Should Require Tobacco, To Begin With. And The Affair Would
Certainly Not Be Complete, Count, Without A Great Deal Of Your Company.
The Millennium Of Other People May Be More Simple. That Of The Duchess,
For Example, Is At Hand. She Is About To Join The Roman Catholic
Church."
"That Reminds Me," Said Mr. Heard. "She Gave Me Some Remarkable
Tea-Cakes Not Long Ago. Delicious. She Said They Were Your Specialty."
"You Have Found Them Out, Have You?" Laughed The American. "I Always
Tell Her That Once A Man Begins On Those Tea-Cakes There Is No Reason
On Earth, That I Can Think Of, Why He Should Ever Stop Again. All The
Same, I Nearly Overate Myself The Other Day. That Was Because We Had A
Late Luncheon On Board. It Shall Never Occur Again--The Late Luncheon, I
Mean. Have You Discovered, By The Way, Whether The Business Of Miss
Wilberforce Has Been Settled?"
Mr. Heard Shook His Head."
"Is That The Person," Enquired The Count, "Who Is Reported To Drink To
Excess? I Have Never Spoken To Her. She Belongs Presumably To The Lower
Classes--To Those Who Extract From Alcohol The Pleasurable Emotions
Which We Derive From A Good Play, Or Music, Or A Picture Gallery."
"She Is A Lady."
"Indeed? Then She Has Relapsed Into The Intemperance Of Her Inferiors.
That Is Not Pretty."
"Temperance!" Said The Bishop. "Another Of Those Words Which I Am
Always Being Obliged To Use. Pray Tell Me, Count, What You Mean By
Temperance."
"I Should Call It The Exercise Of Our Faculties And Organs In Such A
Manner As To Combine The Maximum Of Pleasure With The Minimum Of Pain."
"And Who Is The Judge Of What Constitutes The Dividing Line Between Use
And Abuse?"
"We Cannot Do Better, I Imagine, Than Go To Our Own Bodies For An
Answer To That Question. They Will Tell Us Exactly How Far We May
Proceed With Impunity."
"In That Case," Said The Millionaire, "If You Drink A Little Too Much
Occasionally--Only Occasionally, I Mean!--You Would Not Call That
Intemperance?"
"Certainly Not. We Are Not Puritans Here. We Do Not Give Wrong Names To
Things. What You Suggest Would Be By The Way Of A Change, I
Presume--Like The Eating Of A Pike: Something We Do Not Indulge In Every
Day. If I Were To Come Home A Little Joyful Now And Then, Do You Know
What These People Would Say? They Would Say: 'The Old Gentleman Is
Pleased To Be Merry To-Night. Bless His Heart! May The Wind Do Him
Good.' But If I Behaved As Miss Wilberforce Is Reported To Do, They
Would Say: 'That Old Man Is Losing Self-Control. He Is Growing
Intemperate. Every Evening! It Is Not A Pretty Sight.' They Never Call
It Wrong. Their Mode Of Condemnation Is To Say That It Is Not Pretty.
The Ethical Moment, You Observe, Is Replaced By An Aesthetic One. That
Is The Mediterranean Note. It Is The Merit Of The Roman Church That She
Left Us Some Grains Of Common Sense In Regard To Minor Morals."
The Bishop Remarked:
"What I Have Seen Of The Local Catholicism Strikes Me As A Kind Of
Pantomime. That Is The Fault Of My Upbringing, No Doubt."
"Oh, I Am Not Referring To Externals! Externally, Of Course, Our Church
Is The Purest Rococo--"
Mr. Heard Was Expanding In This Congenial Atmosphere; He Felt Himself
In Touch With Permanent Things. He Glanced At The Speaker. How Charming
He Looked, This Silvery-Haired Old Aristocrat! His Ample And Gracious
Personality, His Leisurely Discourse--How Well They Accorded With The
Environment! He Suggested, In Manner, The Secret Of Youth And All That
Is Glad, Unclouded, Eternal; He Was A Reflection, A Belated Flower, Of
The Classic Splendour Which Lay In Ruins About Him. Such A Man, He
Thought, Deserves To Be Happy And Successful. What Joy It Must Have
Been To A Person Of His Temperament--The Chance Discovery Of The Locri
Faun!
A Great Stillness Brooded Upon The Enclosure Beyond. The Shadows Had
Shifted. Sunny Patches Lay, Distributed In Fresh Patterns, Upon The Old
Brickwork Flooring. An Oval Shaft Of Light, Glinting Through The
Foliage, Had Struck The Pedestal Of The Faun And Was Stealthily
Crawling Up Its Polished Surface. He Looked At The Statue. It Was Still
Slumbering In The Shade. But A Subtle Change Had Spread Over The
Figure, Or Was It, He Wondered, Merely A Change In The State Of His Own
Mind, Due To What The Count Had Said? There Was Energy, Now, In Those
Tense Muscles. The Slightest Touch, He Felt, Would Unseal The
Enchantment And Cause Life To Flow Through The Dull Metal.
Mr. Van Koppen Was Slightly Ruffled.
"Are You Not A Little Hard On The Puritans?" He Asked. "Where Would We
Have Been Without Them In America?"
"And After All," Added The Bishop, "They Cleared Up An Infinity Of
Abuses. They Were Temperate, At All Events! Too Temperate In Some
Matters, I Am Inclined To Think; They Did Not Always Allow For Human
Weakness. They Went Straight Back To The Bible."
The Count Shook His Head Slowly.
"The Bible," He Said, "Is The Most Intemperate Book I Have Ever Read."
"Dear Me!"
Mr. Van Koppen, A Tactful Person, Scented Danger Ahead. He Remarked:
"I Did Not Know Italians Read The Bible. Where Did You Become
Acquainted With It?"
"In New York. I Often Amused Myself Strolling About The Jewish Quarter
There And Studying The Inhabitants. Wonderful Types, Wonderful Poses!
But Hard To Decipher, For A Person Of My Race. One Day I Said To
Myself: I Will Read Their Literature; It May Be Of Assistance. I Went
Through The Talmud And The Bible. They Helped Me To Understand Those
People And Their Point Of View."
"What Is Their Point Of View?"
"That God Is An Overseer. This, I Think, Is The Keynote Of The Bible.
And It Explains Why The Bible Has Always Been Regarded As An Exotic
Among Greco-Latin Races, Who Are All Pagans At Heart. Our God Is Not An
Overseer; He Is A Partaker. For The Rest, We Find The Whole Trend Of
The Bible, Its Doctrinal Tone, Antagonistic To Those Ideals Of
Equanimity And Moderation Which, However Disregarded In Practice, Have
Always Been Held Up Hereabouts As Theoretically Desirable. In Short, We
Southerners Lack What You Possess: An Elective Affinity With That Book.
One May Wonder How The Morality Of Those Tawny Semites Was Enabled To
Graft Itself Upon Your Alien White-Skinned Race With Such Tenacity As
To Influence Your Whole National Development. Well, I Think I Have At
Last Puzzled It Out," He Added, "To My Own Satisfaction At Least."
The Bishop Interposed With A Laugh:
"I May Tell You, Count, That I Am Not In The Episcopal Mood To-Day. Not
At All. Never Felt Less Episcopal In My Life. For That Matter, It Is
Our English Ecclesiastics Who Have Dealt Some Of The Most Serious Blows
At Biblical Authority Of Late, With Their Modern Exegesis. Pray Go On!"
"I Imagine It Is Nothing But A Matter Of Racial Temperament."
"Goth And Latin?"
"One Does Not Always Like To Employ Such Terms; They Are So Apt To
Cover Deficiency Of Ideas, Or To Obscure The Issue. But Certainly The
Sun Which Colours Our Complexion And Orders Our Daily Habits,
Influences At The Same Time Our Character And Outlook. The Almost
Hysterical Changes Of Light And Darkness, Summer And Winter, Which Have
Impressed Themselves On The Literature Of The North, Are Unknown Here.
Northern People, Whether From Climatic Or Other Causes, Are Prone To
Extremes, Like Their Own Myths And Sagas. The Bible Is Essentially A
Book Of Extremes. It Is A Violent Document. The Goth Or Anglo-Saxon Has
Taken Kindly To This Book Because It Has Always Suited His Purposes. It
Has Suited His Purposes Because, According To His Abruptly Varying
Moods, He Has Never Been At A Loss To Discover Therein Exactly What He
Wanted--Authority For Every Grade Of Emotional Conduct, From Savage
Vindictiveness To The Most Abject Self-Abasement. One Thing He Would
Never Have Found, Had He Cared To Look For It--An Incitement To Live The
Life Of Reason, To Strive After Intellectual Honesty And Self-Respect,
And To Keep His Mind Open To The Logic Of His Five Senses. That Is Why,
During The Troubled Middle Ages When The Oscillations Of National And
Individual Life Were Yet Abrupter--When, Therefore, That Classical
Quality Of Temperance Was More Than Ever At A Discount--The Bible Took
So Firm A Hold Upon You. Its Unquiet Teachings Responded To The Unquiet
Yearnings Of Men. Your Conservatism, Your Reverence For Established
Institutions, Has Done The Rest. No! I Do Not Call To Mind Any Passages
In The Bible Commending The Temperate Philosophic Life; Though It Would
Be Strange If So Large A Miscellany Did Not Contain A Few Sound
Reflections. Temperance," He Concluded, As Though Speaking To
Himself--"Temperance! All The Rest Is Embroidery."
Mr. Heard Was Thoughtful. The American Observed:
"That Side Of The Case Never Struck Me Before. How About Solomon's
Proverbs?"
"Maxims Of Exhaustion, My Dear Friend. It Is Easy To Preach To Me. I Am
An Old Man. I Can Read Solomon With A Certain Patience. We Want
Something For Our Children--Something Which Does Not Blight Or Deny, But
Vivifies And Guides Aright; Something Which Makes Them Hold Up Their
Heads. A Friend, An Older Brother; Not A Pedagogue. I Would Never
Recommend A Boy To Study These Writings. They Would Lower His Spirits
And His Self-Respect. Solomon, Like All Reformed Debauchees, Has A
Depressing Influence On The Young."
"Do You Know England Well?" Asked Mr. Heard.
"Very Little. I Have Spent A Few Days In Liverpool And London, Here And
There, On My Periodical Journeyings To The States. Kind Friends Supply
Me With English Books And Papers; The Excellent Sir Herbert Street
Sends Me More Than I Can Possibly Digest! I Confess That Much Of What I
Read Was An Enigma To Me Till I Had Studied The Bible. Its Teachings
Seem To Have Filtered, Warm And Fluid, Through The Veins Of Your
National And Private Life. Then, Slowly, They Froze Hard, Congealing
The Whole Body Into A Kind Of Crystal. Your Ethics Are Stereotyped In
Black-Letter Characters. A Gargoyle Morality."
"It Is Certainly Difficult," Said Mr. Van Koppen, "For An Anglo-Saxon
To Appraise This Book Objectively. His Mind Has Been Saturated With It
In Childhood To Such An Extent As To Take On A Definite Bias."
"Like The Ancients With Their Iliad. Where Is A Truer Poet Than Homer?
Yet The Worship Of Him Became A Positive Bane To Independent Creative
Thought. What Good Things Could Be Written About The Withering
Influence Of Homer Upon The Intellectual Life Of Rome!"
The Bishop Asked:
"You Think The Bible Has Done The Same For Us?"
"I Think It Accounts For Some Byzantine Traits In Your National
Character And For The Formlessness And Hesitancy Which I, At Least,
Seem To Detect In The Demeanour Of Many Individual Anglo-Saxons. They
Realize That Their Traditional Upbringing Is Opposed To Truth. It Gives
Them A Sense Of Insecurity. It Makes Them Shy And Awkward. Poise! That
Is What They Need, And What This Unbalanced Eastern Stuff Will Never
Give Them."
"The Withering Influences Of Homer: Surely That Is A Bad Sign?" Asked
The American.
"And That Of The Bible?" Added Mr.
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