The Happy Family by Jackie Kabler (electric book reader txt) 📕

The Happy Family

JACKIE KABLER

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First published in Great Britain by HarperCollinsPublishers 2021

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Source ISBN: 9780008433987

Ebook Edition © June 2021 ISBN: 9780008433970

Version: 2021-03-22

Table of Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Chapter 9

Chapter 10

Chapter 11

Chapter 12

Chapter 13

Chapter 14

Chapter 15

Chapter 16

Chapter 17

Chapter 18

Chapter 19

Chapter 20

Chapter 21

Chapter 22

Chapter 23

Chapter 24

Chapter 25

Chapter 26

Chapter 27

Chapter 28

Chapter 29

Chapter 30

Chapter 31

Chapter 32

Chapter 33

Chapter 34

Chapter 35

Chapter 36

Chapter 37

Chapter 38

Chapter 39

Chapter 40

Chapter 41

Chapter 42

Chapter 43

Chapter 44

Chapter 45

Chapter 46

Keep Reading …

Acknowledgements

About the Author

Also by Jackie Kabler

About the Publisher

Chapter 1

When I think about my mother, I mostly think about the crying. She cried a lot, my mum. Then again, so did I, because I lost her when I was ten years old. I don’t mean she died; at least, I assume she’s still alive. And when I say I lost her, I don’t mean I lost her like you’d lose your mobile phone, or your purse. I mean, I can definitely be a bit forgetful at times, but even I’d struggle to mislay a whole actual person. When I say I lost her, I mean she just … disappeared. Walked out. Abandoned me. Abandoned us.

I’m not sure why I’m thinking about her now, why she’s come into my head unbidden on this busy Thursday morning as I lock my Audi and hurry across the car park. I try not to think about her at all and, generally, I succeed. But when Dad and I were chatting the other day he, who never mentions her either, suddenly remembered that next month would be her sixtieth birthday, and ever since …

I stop to check for traffic on the road that separates our car park from the surgery building and shake my head to banish the pointless musing. What does it matter that she has a big birthday coming up? That is, if she really is still alive, because after all, who knows?

She hasn’t been in touch for thirty years. It’s not as if I’m suddenly going to get a party invite in the post, is it? I think, and sigh.

It’s just started to rain, the weather chilly for March, the sky slate grey, and as I push the front door open, head through the still-empty reception area, and turn left towards the staffroom, I sigh again, remembering the long to-do list waiting on my desk. Then I smile as the sound of raucous laughter drifts down the corridor.

Ruth’s in early.

I open the staffroom door and step inside. Our head receptionist is perched on one end of the long table in the centre of the room, still laughing, wearing a bright-green blouse with a string of coloured beads around her neck.

‘Beth! Oh Beth, you’ve got to hear this!’

Ruth waves her coffee mug at me, then gestures at Lorraine, one of the practice nurses, who’s sitting on a chair next to her.

‘RUTH! Are you going to tell everyone?’ Lorraine says, then groans and gives a resigned shrug. ‘Oh, go on, then. Not going to be able to stop you, am I?’

‘You’re not. You know what she’s like. And it is hilarious. Morning, Beth.’

Deborah, head of our nursing team, who’s over at the kettle making herself a drink, grins at me. I dump my bag on the table.

‘Morning. What’s going on? You all right, Lorraine?’

Lorraine opens her mouth but Ruth doesn’t give her time to answer.

‘She’s all right, but her dishwasher isn’t. Menopause brain strikes again. Last night, our lovely Lorraine managed to put a whole Camembert cheese in the dishwasher instead of the fridge, Beth. And switched the thing on and went to bed. Now her entire house stinks of cheese, and as for the dishwasher …’

She snorts and starts to cackle again. Lorraine rolls her eyes and turns to me. I’m grinning widely too now. Ruth’s laugh is infectious.

‘The whole bloody thing and everything in it is covered, Beth,’ she says. ‘And it’s been through the drying cycle so it’s all … hard now. Like everything’s been coated in cheesy plastic. Plates, cutlery … I honestly might have to throw the whole dishwasher and everything in it away. How on earth am I going to get it all off? Honestly, don’t have a menopause. It’s sending me bonkers.’

‘Oh, Lorraine!’ I’m giggling too now. ‘Too funny! Poor you!”

As I make myself a tea, Ruth regales us with one of her own many menopause-brain stories – something about putting her jewellery box in the fridge and a cooked chicken in her wardrobe. The laughter follows me down the corridor as I – feeling thankful that I’m still only forty and, therefore, hopefully have a few years yet before it’s me sharing these stories – head to my office, pausing to wipe a smear off the smart brass sign on the door.

Beth Holland, Practice Manager

I’ve been here nearly three years now, and although it’s madly busy – five GPs, three nurses, half a dozen receptionists and admin staff, and nearly eight thousand patients – I