Main Street by Sinclair Lewis (ink book reader .TXT) 📕

Kennicott had not yet entered the house. He was conscious that Carol was near him, that she was important, that he was afraid of her disapproval; but he was content to be alone. When he had finished sprinkling he strolled into the house, up to the baby’s room, and cried to Hugh, “Story-time for the old man, eh?”

Carol was in a low chair, framed and haloed by the window behind her, an image in pale gold. The baby curled in her lap, his head on her arm, listening with gravity while she sang from Gene Field:

’Tis little Luddy-Dud in the morning⁠—
’Tis little Luddy-Dud at night:
And all day long
’Tis the same dear song
Of that growing, crowing, knowing little sprite.

Kennicott was enchanted.

“Maud Dyer? I should say not!”

When the current maid bawled upstairs, “Supper on de table!” Kennicott was upon his back, flapping his hands in the earnest effort to be a seal, thrilled by the strength with which his son kicked him. He slipped his arm about Carol’s shoulder; he went down to supper rejoicing that he was cleansed of perilous stuff. While Carol was putting the baby to bed he sat on the front steps. Nat Hicks, tailor and roué, came to sit beside him. Between waves of his hand as he drove off mosquitos, Nat whispered, “Say, doc, you don’t feel like imagining you’re a bacheldore again, and coming out for a Time tonight, do you?”

“As how?”

“You know this new dressmaker, Mrs. Swiftwaite?⁠—swell dame with blondine hair? Well, she’s a pretty good goer. Me and Harry Haydock are going to take her and that fat wren that works in the Bon Ton⁠—nice kid, too⁠—on an auto ride tonight. Maybe we’ll drive down to that farm Harry bought. We’re taking some beer, and some of the smoothest rye you ever laid tongue to. I’m not predicting none, but if we don’t have a picnic, I’ll miss my guess.”

“Go to it. No skin off my ear, Nat. Think I want to be fifth wheel in the coach?”

“No, but look here: The little Swiftwaite has a friend with her from Winona, dandy looker and some gay bird, and Harry and me thought maybe you’d like to sneak off for one evening.”

“No⁠—no⁠—”

“Rats now, doc, forget your everlasting dignity. You used to be a pretty good sport yourself, when you were foot-free.”

It may have been the fact that Mrs. Swiftwaite’s friend remained to Kennicott an ill-told rumor, it may have been Carol’s voice, wistful in the pallid evening as she sang to Hugh, it may have been natural and commendable virtue, but certainly he was positive:

“Nope. I’m married for keeps. Don’t pretend to be any saint. Like to get out and raise Cain and shoot a few drinks. But a fellow owes a duty⁠—Straight now, won’t you feel like a sneak when you come back to the missus after your jamboree?”

“Me? My moral in life is, ‘What they don’t know won’t hurt ’em none.’ The way to handle wives, like the fellow says, is to catch ’em early, treat ’em rough, and tell ’em nothing!”

“Well, that’s your business, I suppose. But I can’t get away with it. Besides that⁠—way I figure it, this illicit lovemaking is the one game that you always lose at. If you do lose, you feel foolish; and if you win, as soon as you find out how little it is that you’ve been scheming for, why then you lose worse than ever. Nature stinging us, as usual. But at that, I guess a lot of wives in this burg would be surprised if they knew everything that goes on behind their backs, eh, Nattie?”

“Would they! Say, boy! If the good wives knew what some of the boys get away with when they go down to the Cities, why, they’d throw a fit! Sure you won’t come, doc? Think of getting all cooled off by a good long drive, and then the love-ly Swiftwaite’s white hand mixing you a good stiff highball!”

“Nope. Nope. Sorry. Guess I won’t,” grumbled Kennicott.

He was glad that Nat showed signs of going. But he was restless. He heard Carol on the stairs. “Come have a seat⁠—have the whole earth!” he shouted jovially.

She did not answer his joviality. She sat on the porch, rocked silently, then sighed, “So many mosquitos out here. You haven’t had the screen fixed.”

As though he was testing her he said quietly, “Head aching again?”

“Oh, not much, but⁠—This maid is so slow to learn. I have to show her everything. I had to clean most of the silver myself. And Hugh was so bad all afternoon. He whined so. Poor soul, he was hot, but he did wear me out.”

“Uh⁠—You usually want to get out. Like to walk down to the lake shore? (The girl can stay home.) Or go to the movies? Come on, let’s go to the movies! Or shall we jump in the car and run out to Sam’s, for a swim?”

“If you don’t mind, dear, I’m afraid I’m rather tired.”

“Why don’t you sleep downstairs tonight, on the couch? Be cooler. I’m going to bring down my mattress. Come on! Keep the old man company. Can’t tell⁠—I might get scared of burglars. Lettin’ little fellow like me stay all alone by himself!”

“It’s sweet of you to think of it, but I like my own room so much. But you go ahead and do it, dear. Why don’t you sleep on the couch, instead of putting your mattress on the floor? Well I believe I’ll run in and read for just a second⁠—want to look at the last Vogue⁠—and then perhaps I’ll go by-by. Unless you want me, dear? Of course if there’s anything you really want me for?”

“No. No.⁠ ⁠… Matter of fact, I really ought to run down and see Mrs. Champ Perry. She’s ailing. So you skip in and⁠—May drop in at the drug store. If I’m not home when you get sleepy, don’t wait up for me.”

He kissed her, rambled