Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips (phonics reading books .TXT) 📕

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Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ketchup.

Ketchup who?

Ketchup with me if you can.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

License.

License who?

He didn’t license the last time.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Midas.

Midas who?

Midas well tell you another knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Niacin.

Niacin who?

Niacin quiet around here, isn’t it?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ostrich.

Ostrich who?

Ostrich my arms when I wake up in the morning.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pizza.

Pizza who?

Pizza cake would sure taste good right now.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Queen.

Queen who?

Queen and tidy, that’s how your room should be kept.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Rocco.

Rocco who?

Rocco roll is my favorite kind of music.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Samoa.

Samoa who?

Samoa ice cream, please.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thomas.

Thomas who?

Thomas is a bunch of toes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Uneeda.

Uneeda who?

Uneeda brush your teeth.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Vera.

Vera who?

I’m Vera tired of these nutty knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Warrior.

Warrior who?

Warrior been all of my life?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yucatan.

Yucatan who?

Yucatan very fast and even get sunburned without suntan lotion.

STOP THAT NOISE!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amoeba.

Amoeba who?

Amoeba silly, but I like knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Boo-hoo.

Boo-hoo who?

Boo-hoo-hoo.

Boo-hoo-hoo who?

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo who?

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.

Boo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo who?

Stop it! You’re breaking my heart.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Camel.

Camel who?

Camel come out and play?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dinosaur.

Dinosaur who?

Dinosaur because she stubbed her toe.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Emerson.

Emerson who?

Emerson funny knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Five.

Five who?

Five been out here knocking for a long time.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gwen.

Gwen who?

Gwen you stop telling knock-knock jokes, I’ll be very happy.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Howard.

Howard who?

Howard you like to go to Disneyland?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Irish.

Irish who?

Irish I knew.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Just Ashen.

Just Ashen who?

Just Ashen if anyone will let me in.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kleenex.

Kleenex who?

Kleenex I’ve ever been is after I take a bath.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Leif.

Leif who?

Leifs are what grow on trees.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Macaw.

Macaw who?

Macaw ran out of gas.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah good knock-knock joke?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oliver.

Oliver who?

Oliver is what people who like liver say before they eat it.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police give me a candy bar.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quiet.

Quiet who?

Quiet a long ride to the ocean, isn’t it?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Roland.

Roland who?

Roland on the river.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Seahorse.

Seahorse who?

Seahorse around and you always get in trouble.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tyler.

Tyler who?

Tyler is someone who lays tiles on the floor.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Upton.

Upton who?

It’s Upton you to open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Vine.

Vine who?

Vine weather to go swimming.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wa.

Wa who?

Hey, are you a cowboy?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

You.

You who?

You who to you too.

THE DOOR IS SHUT!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Amos.

Amos who?

Amos be bugging you a lot.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Basket.

Basket who?

Basket home because it’s nearly dark!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Canter.

Canter who?

Canter you come out and go for a bike ride?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Delight.

Delight who?

Delight on your porch burnt my finger.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Essay.

Essay who?

Essay for you to say.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fiddle.

Fiddle who?

Fiddle secrets are hard to keep.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

G.I.

G.I. who?

G.I. wish you would give me ten dollars.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hugh.

Hugh who?

Hugh da man!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ida.

Ida who?

Ida like to come inside.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Juneau.

Juneau who?

Juneau anything besides knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kuwait.

Kuwait who?

Kuwait till I tie my shoe?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lena.

Lena who?

Lena against the door is tiresome, so open up!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mackie.

Mackie who?

Mackie-roni and cheese is my favorite lunch.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah business like show business.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oil.

Oil who?

Oil see you later, alligator.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Police.

Police who?

Police, give me a break.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quill.

Quill who?

Quill you ever stop telling these wacky jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Rapture.

Rapture who?

Rapture presents for Christmas.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Saul.

Saul who?

Saul these jokes are driving me crazy.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Thistle.

Thistle who?

Thistle make you laugh.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Van Nuys.

Van Nuys who?

Van Nuys have seen the glory…

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wade.

Wade who?

Wade in the water and get wet.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yolanda.

Yolanda who?

Yolanda your back when you slip on a banana peel.

HOLD YOUR HORSES!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ancient.

Ancient who?

Ancient going to let me in?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bass.

Bass who?

Bass the salt and pepper, please.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Cameron.

Cameron who?

Cameron is what I take pictures with.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Domino.

Domino who?

Domino cowhand from the Rio Grande.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Esther.

Esther who?

Esther anybody home?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fay Row.

Fay Row who?

Fay Row was buried in a pyramid.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Galahad.

Galahad who?

Galahad a bike until it was stolen.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hewlett.

Hewlett who?

Hewlett the cat in the house?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ida Mann.

Ida Mann who?

Ida Mann who should be let in.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Juno.

Juno who?

Juno anyone who will open this door?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken you stop telling these knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lenny.

Lenny who?

Lenny body home?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Major.

Major who?

Major come to the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah fence, but I’m not going to tell you.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Oink-oink.

Oink-oink who?

Let me guess. You’re part pig and part owl.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pear.

Pear who?

Pear-haps you’ll stop telling silly jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quick.

Quick who?

Quick telling me these jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ray.

Ray who?

That’s what a backward cheerleader shouts.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Sawyer.

Sawyer who?

Sawyer picture on a wanted poster.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Theophilus.

Theophilus who?

Theophilus knock-knock jokes I’ve ever heard are these ones!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Vonce.

Vonce who?

Vonce in a while I come up with a new knock-knock joke.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wanda.

Wanda who?

Wanda hold my hand?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Yoda.

Yoda who?

Yoda funniest person I’ve ever known.

I’M NOT OPENING THE DOOR!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Andy.

Andy