Extra Nutty Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids by Bob Phillips (phonics reading books .TXT) 📕

BOB PHILLIPS

HARVEST HOUSE PUBLISHERS

EUGENE, OREGON

Cover by Dugan Design Group, Bloomington, Minnesota

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EXTRA NUTTY KNOCK-KNOCK JOKES FOR KIDS

Copyright © 2011 by Bob Phillips

Published by Harvest House Publishers

Eugene, Oregon 97402

www.harvesthousepublishers.com

ISBN 978-0-7369-3061-1

All rights reserved. No part of this publication may be reproduced, stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means—electronic, mechanical, digital, photocopy, recording, or any other—except for brief quotations in printed reviews, without the prior permission of the publisher.

Printed in the United States of America

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CONTENTS

Knock, Knock!

Who’s There?

Stop That Knocking!

Open the Door!

Who’s Outside?

Let Me In!

Who’s Banging on the Door?

I Hear a Rapping Sound!

Who’s Hammering on the Door?

Knock It Off!

Stop That Noise!

The Door Is Shut!

Hold Your Horses!

I’m Not Opening the Door!

Who’s Beating the Door Down?

Use the Doorbell!

Harvest House Books by Bob Phillips

KNOCK, KNOCK!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Aida.

Aida who?

Aida big pizza, and now I’m full.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Bustle.

Bustle who?

Bustle be picking you up for school.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Carmen.

Carmen who?

Carmen to my arms and give me a hug.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Discus.

Discus who?

Discus it with me and then I’ll tell you.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Eiffel.

Eiffel who?

Eiffel good. I had a great night’s sleep.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Fido.

Fido who?

Fido know how long I can wait for you to open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gibbon.

Gibbon who?

Gibbon me a break.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hedda.

Hedda who?

My hedda hurts. Do you have an aspirin?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ivan.

Ivan who?

Ivan to stop you from telling anymore knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jimmy.

Jimmy who?

Jimmy your key, so I can open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kenya.

Kenya who?

Kenya open the door? It’s cold, and I’m hungry.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lois.

Lois who?

Lois man on the totem pole.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Madison.

Madison who?

Madison is what doctors give you when you are sick.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noah.

Noah who?

Noah anybody who will open the door?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive to hear new knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Panther.

Panther who?

Panther all dirty from playing in the mud.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Q-tip.

Q-tip who?

Q-tip me off on how to get you to open the door?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ray.

Ray who?

No, it’s hoo-ray!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Saul.

Saul who?

Saul these jokes are too much for me.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tibet.

Tibet who?

You know, Tibet way to get in is to use your key.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Upton.

Upton who?

Upton now, I’ve enjoyed telling knock-knock jokes.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Vanna.

Vanna who?

Vanna make something of it?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wafer.

Wafer who?

Wafer a long time, but now I’m back.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Xylophone.

Xylophone who?

Xylophone you when I get home.

WHO’S THERE?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Argo.

Argo who?

Argo down to the store for some candy.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Betty.

Betty who?

Betty gets sore knuckles from all that knocking.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Chess.

Chess who?

Chess open the door and let me in.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Dumbbell.

Dumbbell who?

Dumbbell wouldn’t work, so I had to knock.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Eileen.

Eileen who?

Eileen on a crutch because I broke my foot.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ferris.

Ferris who?

Ferris fair, so let me in!.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys not snowing.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Hank.

Hank who?

You’re welcome.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icon.

Icon who?

Icon hardly wait for you to open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Jamaica.

Jamaica who?

Jamaica new knock-knock joke?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Kansas.

Kansas who?

Kansas what you put soda pop in.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lattice.

Lattice who?

Lattice have a good time laughing together.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Major.

Major who?

Major ask, didn’t I!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Norway.

Norway who?

Norway am I going to stand outside in the cold.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olga.

Olga who?

Olga play with my friends.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Paradise.

Paradise who?

Paradise is what you roll when you play Monopoly.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Q-tip.

Q-tip who?

If Q-tip over a glass of milk, you’ll make a mess.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Rose.

Rose who?

Rose, rose, rose your boat, gently down the stream…

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Settler.

Settler who?

Settler down! She’s acting silly again.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Tijuana.

Tijuana who?

Tijuana hold my hand?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Utah.

Utah who?

Utah me when you looked out the window.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Vonda.

Vonda who?

Vonda hear some more knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Wendy.

Wendy who?

Wendy red, red robin comes bob, bob, bobbin’ along…

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Xavier.

Xavier who?

Xavier breath.

STOP THAT KNOCKING!

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Asp.

Asp who?

Stop asping me who’s there. Just open the door and let me in.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Black Panther.

Black Panther who?

Black Panther all I have to wear.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Candy.

Candy who?

Candy please tell someone else all these jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Darrell.

Darrell who?

Darrell be an ice-cream cone for you if you open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Eli.

Eli who?

Eli to me! He really knows who’s there.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Franz.

Franz who?

Franz, Romans, countrymen, lend me your ears…

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Gopher.

Gopher who?

Gopher a walk around the block?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Heaven.

Heaven who?

Heaven you got any idea?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Icon.

Icon who?

Icon give you a big hug.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Juneau.

Juneau who?

Juneau any more knock-knock jokes?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Ken.

Ken who?

Ken you come out and play?

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Lion.

Lion who?

Lion down in the wet grass will get your shirt all wet.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Mega.

Mega who?

Mega me an apple pie.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Noun.

Noun who?

Noun is the time to open the door.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Olive.

Olive who?

Olive on the other side of the street.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Parka.

Parka who?

Parka your bike next to the tree on the front lawn.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Quacker.

Quacker who?

Quacker cwumbs are messes that ducks make.

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Rubber Duck.

Rubber Duck who?

Rubber Duck