Murder in the Gunroom by H. Beam Piper (100 books to read in a lifetime TXT) 📕

some collector who’d put it in with a hundred or so other pistols would be a good way of disposing of it. And I can understand his trying to buy the Colt, to get it out of circulation.” Rand sipped his Bourbon. “But that leaves us with the question of who killed Rivers, and why.”

“Well, because Fleming is dead⁠—and it doesn’t matter whether he was murdered or died of old age⁠—Walters starts robbing the collection. He sells the pistols to Rivers,” Ritter reconstructed. “And, as Rivers doesn’t want them around his shop till they’ve had time to cool off, he stores them with this Umholtz character, who seems to have been in plenty of crooked deals with Rivers in the past. The pistols are worth about ten grand, and nobody knows where they are but Rivers and Umholtz, and if Rivers drops dead all of a sudden, nobody will know where they are except Umholtz, and in a couple of years he can get them sold off and have the money all to himself.”

“Yes, Dave; that’s good sound murder, too. And Rivers would sit down and drink with Umholtz, and Umholtz could take that Mauser out of the rack right in front of Rivers and Rivers wouldn’t suspect a thing till it was too late. Of course, it depends upon two unverified assumptions: One, that the pistols were sold to Rivers, and, two, that Rivers stored them with Umholtz.”

“And, three, that Walters stole the pistols in the first place,” Ritter added. “You know, it’s possible that somebody else in that house might have stolen them.”

“Yes. As I said, anything’s possible, within structural limits, but possibilities exist on different orders of probability. We can’t try to consider all the possibilities in any case, because they are indefinitely numerous; the best we can do is screen out all the low-order probabilities, list the high-order probabilities, and revise our list when and as new data comes to light. Well, I’ve told you why I think Walters is a good suspect. From what I’ve seen of that household, I think Walters was personally loyal to Lane Fleming, and I don’t believe he feels any loyalty to anybody else there, with the exception of Gladys Fleming. He might keep quiet about the missing pistols if she were the thief; if Dunmore, or Varcek, or either of the girls had done the stealing, he’d tell Gladys, and she’d pass it on to me. She would be glad of anything that could be used against any of the others. And if, on the other hand, she had stolen the pistols herself, she wouldn’t have wanted me poking around, and wouldn’t have brought me in, at least not to handle the collection.” Rand looked regretfully at his empty glass and decided against ordering another. “Dave, I just thought of something,” he said. “How do you think this would work?”

He told Ritter what he had thought of. Ritter drank beer slowly and meditatively.

“It just might work,” he considered. “I’ve seen that gag work a hundred times: hell, I’ve used something like that, myself, at least fifty times, and so have you. And I don’t think Walters would be familiar enough with dick-practice to see what you were doing. But if it turns out that Walters didn’t sell the pistols to Rivers at all, what then?”

“Well, if he sold them to Umholtz, Pierre Jarrett’s theory is still valid until disproved,” Rand said. “And if he didn’t sell them either to Rivers or Umholtz, we’ll have to conclude that Rivers and Fleming were killed by the same person, the Rivers killing being a security measure. That is, unless we find that Rivers was killed by Pierre Jarrett, which is a sort of medium-high-order probability. Jarrett and the girl left Gresham’s early enough for him to have killed Rivers; they were both pretty hard hit by that twenty-five-grand blockbuster Rivers had dropped on them.⁠ ⁠… Give me back that Colt, Dave. All you have to do is get an identification on the Leech & Rigdon from the barbecue man. I’m going to let Mick McKenna handle Umholtz, one way or another, after we’ve concluded the Walters experiment. Until then, we don’t want to stir Umholtz up, at all.”

XV

Parking in the drive, Rand entered the Fleming house by the front door. The butler must have been busy with his pre-dinner tasks in the rear; it was Gladys herself who admitted him.

“Stay out of there,” she warned him, taking his arm and guiding him away from the parlor doorway. “Nelda and Geraldine are in there, ignoring each other. If you go in, they’ll start talking to you, and then they’ll start talking at each other through you, and the air will be full of tomahawks in a jiffy. Let’s go up in the gunroom; that’s out of the battle zone.”

“What started the hostilities this time?” Rand asked, going up the stairway with her.

“Oh, Geraldine lost Nelda’s place-marker out of the Kinsey Report, or something.” She shrugged. “Mainly reaction to Rivers’s death. That was a great blow to all of us; twenty-five thousand dollars’ worth of blow. It was a blow to me, too, but I’m not letting it throw me.⁠ ⁠… What were you doing all afternoon?”

“Trying to keep the rest of our prospects out of jail. This sixteenth-witted District Attorney you have in this county had the idea he could charge Stephen Gresham with the killing. I had a time talking him out of it, and I’m still not sure how far I succeeded. And I was trying to get a line on where those pistols got to.”

“Ssssh!” They reached the top of the stairs, and Rand saw Walters approaching down the hall. “It was Colonel Rand, Walters; I let him in myself. Are Mr. Varcek and Mr. Dunmore here, yet?”

“Mr. Dunmore is in the library, ma’am, and Mr. Varcek is upstairs, in his laboratory. Dinner will be ready in three-quarters of an hour.”

“Have you mixed the cocktails? You’d better do that. Serve them