Our American Cousin is a three-act play written by English playwright Tom Taylor. The play opened in London in 1858 but quickly made its way to the U.S. and premiered at Laura Keene’s Theatre in New York City later that year. It remained popular in the U.S. and England for the next several decades. Its most notable claim to fame, however, is that it was the play U.S. President Abraham Lincoln was watching on April 14, 1865 when he was assassinated by John Wilkes Booth, who used his knowledge of the script to shoot Lincoln during a more raucous scene.
The play is a classic Victorian farce with a whole range of stereotyped characters, business, and many entrances and exits. The plot features a boorish but honest American cousin who travels to the aristocratic English countryside to claim his inheritance, and then quickly becomes swept up in the family’s affairs. An inevitable rescue of the family’s fortunes and of the various damsels in distress ensues.
Our American Cousin was originally written as a farce for an English audience, with the laughs coming mostly at the expense of the naive American character. But after it moved to the U.S. it was eventually recast as a comedy where English caricatures like the pompous Lord Dundreary soon became the primary source of hilarity. This early version, published in 1869, contains fewer of that character’s nonsensical adages, which soon came to be known as “Dundrearyisms,” and for which the play eventually gained much of its popular appeal.
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wiper. Exit, L. 1 E.
Mr. Coyle
And now to show this pompous baronet the precipice on which he stands.
Enter Murcott, with green bag and papers.
Mr. Coyle
Are you sober, sirrah?
Murcott
Yes, Mr. Coyle.
Mr. Coyle
Then see you keep so.
Abel Murcott
I’ll do my best, sir. But, oh! do tell them to keep liquor out of my way. I can’t keep from it now, try as I will, and I try hard enough, God help me!
Mr. Coyle
Pshaw! Get out those mortgages and the letters from my London agent. Murcott takes papers from bag and places them on table. Mr. Coyle looks off, R. 1 E. So; here comes Sir Edward. Go, but be within call. I may want you to witness a signature.
Abel Murcott
I will sir. Aside. I must have brandy, or my hand will not be steady enough to write. Exit, L. 1 E.
Enter Sir Edward Trenchard, R. 1 E. Mr. Coyle bows.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Good morning, Mr. Coyle, good morning. With affected ease. There is a chair, Mr. Coyle. They sit. So you see those infernal tradespeople are pretty troublesome.
Mr. Coyle
My agent’s letter this morning announces that Walter and Brass have got judgement and execution on their amount for repairing your town house last season. Refers to papers. Boquet and Barker announce their intention of taking this same course with the wine account. Handmarth is preparing for a settlement of his heavy demand for the stables. Then there is Temper for pictures and other things and Miss Florence Trenchard’s account with Madame Pompon, and—
Sir Edward Trenchard
Confound it, why harass me with details, these infernal particulars? Have you made out the total?
Mr. Coyle
Four thousand, eight hundred and thirty pounds, nine shillings and sixpence.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Well, of course we must find means of settling this extortion.
Mr. Coyle
Yes, Sir Edward, if possible.
Sir Edward Trenchard
If possible?
Mr. Coyle
I, as your agent, must stoop to detail, you must allow me to repeat, if possible.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Why, you don’t say there will be any difficulty in raising the money?
Mr. Coyle
What means would you suggest, Sir Edward.
Sir Edward Trenchard
That, sir, is your business.
Mr. Coyle
A foretaste in the interest on the Fanhille and Ellenthrope mortgages, you are aware both are in the arrears, the mortgagees in fact, write here to announce their intentions to foreclose. Shows papers.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Curse your impudence, pay them off.
Mr. Coyle
How, Sir Edward?
Sir Edward Trenchard
Confound it, sir, which of us is the agent? Am I to find you brains for your own business?
Mr. Coyle
No, Sir Edward, I can furnish the brains, but what I ask of you is to furnish the money.
Sir Edward Trenchard
There must be money somewhere, I came into possession of one of the finest properties in Hampshire only twenty-six years ago, and now you mean to tell me I cannot raise 4,000 pounds?
Mr. Coyle
The fact is distressing, Sir Edward, but so it is.
Sir Edward Trenchard
There’s the Ravensdale property unencumbered.
Mr. Coyle
There, Sir Edward, you are under a mistake. The Ravensdale property is deeply encumbered, to nearly its full value.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Springing up. Good heavens.
Mr. Coyle
I have found among my father’s papers a mortgage of that very property to him.
Sir Edward Trenchard
To your father! My father’s agent?
Mr. Coyle
Yes, bearing date the year after the great contested election for the county, on which the late Sir Edward patriotically spent sixty thousand pounds for the honor of not being returned to Parliament.
Sir Edward Trenchard
A mortgage on the Ravensdale estate. But it must have been paid off, Mr. Coyle, Anxiously have you looked for the release or the receipt?
Mr. Coyle
Neither exists. My father’s sudden death explains sufficiently. I was left in ignorance of the transaction, but the seals on the deed and the stamps are intact, here it is, sir. Shows it.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Sir, do you know that if this be true I am something like a beggar, and your father something like a thief.
Mr. Coyle
I see the first plainly, Sir Edward, but not the second.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Do you forget sir, that your father was a charity boy, fed, clothed by my father?
Mr. Coyle
Well, Sir Edward?
Sir Edward Trenchard
And do you mean to tell me, sir, that your father repaid that kindness by robbing his benefactor?
Mr. Coyle
Certainly not, but by advancing money to that benefactor when he wanted it, and by taking the security of one of his benefactor’s estates, as any prudent man would under the circumstances.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Why, then, sir, the benefactor’s property is yours.
Mr. Coyle
Pardon me, the legal estate you have your equity of redemption. You have only to pay the money and the estate is yours as before.
Sir Edward Trenchard
How dare you, sir, when you have just shown me that I cannot raise five hundred pounds in the world. Oh! Florence, why did I not listen to you when you warned me against this man?
Mr. Coyle
Aside. Oh! she warned you, did she? Aloud. I see one means, at least, of keeping the Ravensdale estate in the family.
Sir Edward Trenchard
What is it?
Mr. Coyle
By marrying your daughter to the mortgagee.
Sir Edward Trenchard
To you?
Mr. Coyle
I am prepared to settle the estate on Miss Trenchard the day she becomes Mrs. Richard Coyle.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Springing up. You insolent scoundrel, how dare you insult me in my own house, sir. Leave it, sir, or I will have you kicked out by my servants.
Mr. Coyle
I never take an angry man at his word, Sir Edward. Give a few moments reflection to my offer, you can have me kicked out afterwards.
Sir Edward Trenchard
Pacing stage. A beggar, Sir Edward Trenchard a beggar, see my children reduced to labor for their bread, to misery perhaps; but the alternative, Florence detests him, still the match would save her, at least, from ruin. He might take the family name, I might retrench, retire, to the continent for a few years. Florence’s health might serve as a pretence. Repugnant as the alternative is, yet it deserves consideration.
Mr. Coyle
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