Short Fiction by Robert Sheckley (interesting novels in english txt) 📕
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Robert Sheckley was one of science fiction’s most prolific short story writers. Though less known today than he was in his heyday, he was a giant of his time and was nominated for the Hugo and Nebula awards.
Even though many of his stories deal with serious topics, they are most widely remembered for their comedic wit. His writing was compared to that of Douglas Adams, who held Sheckley in high regard: “He’s a very, very funny writer. He’s also a stylist. Very few science fiction writers write English well. Robert Sheckley can.” Sheckley was also well-respected by Kingsley Amis who, in his book New Maps of Hell: A Survey of Science Fiction, included Sheckley in a list with Frederik Pohl and Arthur C. Clarke, and said their volumes should “be reviewed as general fiction, not tucked away, as one writer has put it, in something called ‘Spaceman’s Realm’ between the kiddy section and dog stories.”
Sheckley wrote about and pioneered many science fiction concepts, such as in his story “Watchbird,” where he explores the ability to detect murder before it happens—three years before Philip K. Dick’s “The Minority Report.” Or in “Ask a Foolish Question,” a story about an all-knowing Answerer to whom people pose the ultimate question of life—twenty-six years before Douglas Adams’ The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Alongside these two stories, this collection includes all of his public domain short fiction ordered by date of first publication.
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“It doesn’t matter who you were calling,” Mr. Boyard said. “I am District Supervisor of the Venus Telephone Company. Your bill is two months overdue.”
“I can pay it now,” Morrison said, grinning.
“Excellent,” said Mr. Boyard. “As soon as you do, your service will be resumed.”
The screen began to fade.
“Wait!” Morrison cried. “I can pay as soon as I reach your office. But I must make one telephone call. Just one call, so that I—”
“Not a chance,” Mr. Boyard said decisively. “After you have paid your bill, your service will be turned on immediately.”
“I’ve got the money right here!” Morrison said. “Right here in my hand!”
Mr. Boyard paused. “Well, it’s unusual, but I suppose we could arrange for a special robot messenger if you are willing to pay the expenses.”
“I am!”
“Hm. It’s irregular, but I daresay we … Where is the money?”
“Right here,” Morrison said. “You recognize it, don’t you? It’s goldenstone!”
“I am sick and tired of the tricks you prospectors think you can put over on us. Holding up a handful of pebbles—”
“But this is really goldenstone! Can’t you see it?”
“I am a businessman,” Mr. Boyard said, “not a jeweler. I wouldn’t know goldenstone from goldenrod.”
The video screen went blank.
Frantically, Morrison tried to reach the operator. There was nothing, not even a dial tone. His telephone was disconnected.
He put the instrument down and surveyed his situation. The narrow crevice into which he had fallen ran straight for about twenty yards, then curved to the left. No cave was visible in the steep walls, no place where he could build a barricade.
He heard a movement behind him. Whirling around, he saw a huge old wolf in full charge. Without a moment’s hesitation, Morrison drew and fired, blasting off the top of the beast’s head.
“Damn it,” Morrison said. “I was going to save that bullet for myself.”
It gave him a moment’s grace. He ran down the ravine, looking for an opening in its sides. Goldenstone glowed at him and sparkled red and purple. And the sandwolves loped along behind him.
Then Morrison stopped. In front of him, the curving ravine ended in a sheer wall.
He put his back against it, holding the revolver by its butt. The wolves stopped five feet from him, gathering themselves for a rush. There were ten or twelve of them, and they were packed three deep in the narrow pass. Overhead, the kites circled, waiting for their turn.
At that moment, Morrison heard the crackling sound of ’porting equipment. A whirlpool appeared above the wolves’ heads and they backed hastily away.
“Just in time!” Morrison said.
“In time for what?” asked Williams 4, the postman.
The robot climbed out of the vortex and looked around.
“Well, young man,” Williams 4 said, “this is a fine fix you’ve gotten yourself into. Didn’t I warn you? Didn’t I advise you to turn back? And now look!”
“You were perfectly right,” Morrison said. “What did Max Krandall send me?”
“Max Krandall did not, and could not, send a thing.”
“Then why are you here?”
“Because it’s your birthday,” Williams 4 said. “We of the Postal Department always give special service for birthdays. Here you are.”
Williams 4 gave him a handful of mail, birthday greetings from Janie, and from his aunts, uncles and cousins on Earth.
“Something else here,” Williams 4 said, rummaging in his bag. “I think there was something else here. Let me see. … Yes, here it is.”
He handed Morrison a small package.
Hastily, Morrison tore off the wrappings. It was a birthday present from his Aunt Mina in New Jersey. He opened it. It was a large box of saltwater taffy, direct from Atlantic City.
“Quite a delicacy, I’m told,” said Williams 4, who had been peering over his shoulder. “But not very satisfactory under the circumstances. Well, young man, I hate to see anyone die on his birthday. The best I can wish you is a speedy and painless departure.”
The robot began walking toward the vortex.
“Wait!” Morrison cried. “You can’t just leave me like this! I haven’t had any water in days! And those wolves—”
“I know,” Williams 4 said. “Do you think I feel happy about it? Even a robot has some feelings!”
“Then help me.”
“I can’t. The rules of the Postal Department expressly and categorically forbid it. I remember Abner Lathe making much the same request of me in ’97. It took three years for a burial party to reach him.”
“You have an emergency telephone, haven’t you?” Morrison asked.
“Yes. But I can use it only for personal emergencies.”
“Can you at least carry a letter for me? A special delivery letter?”
“Of course I can,” the robot postman said. “That’s what I’m here for. I can even lend you pencil and paper.”
Morrison accepted the pencil and paper and tried to think. If he wrote to Max now, special delivery, Max would have the letter in a matter of hours. But how long would Max need to raise some money and send him water and ammunition? A day, two days? Morrison would have to figure out some way of holding out. …
“I assume you have a stamp,” the robot said.
“I don’t,” Morrison replied. “But I’ll buy one from you. Solidoport special.”
“Excellent,” said the robot. “We have just put out a new series of Venusborg triangulars. I consider them quite an esthetic accomplishment. They cost three dollars apiece.”
“That’s fine. Very reasonable. Let me have one.”
“There is the question of payment.”
“Here,” Morrison said, handing the robot a piece of goldenstone worth about five thousand dollars in the rough.
The postman examined the stone, then handed it back. “I’m sorry, I can accept only cash.”
“But this is worth more than a thousand postage stamps!” Morrison said. “This is goldenstone!”
“It may well be,” Williams 4 said. “But I have never had any assaying knowledge taped into me. Nor is the Venus Postal Service run on a barter system. I’ll have to ask for three dollars in bills or coins.”
“I don’t have it.”
“I am very sorry.” Williams 4 turned to go.
“You can’t just go and let me die!”
“I can and must,” Williams 4
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