Arms and the Man by George Bernard Shaw (online e reader .TXT) 📕

do what I tell you. Put out the candles, so that they shan’t see the light when I open the shutters. And keep away from the window, whatever you do. If they see me, they’re sure to have a shot at me. Raina Clinging to him. They’re sure to see you: it’s bright moonlight. I’ll save you⁠—oh, how can you be so indifferent? You want me to save you, don’t you? Man I really don’t want to be troublesome. She shakes him in her impatience. I am not indifferent, dear young lady, I assure you. But how is it to be done? Raina Come away from the window⁠—please. She coaxes him back to the middle of the room. He submits humbly. She releases him, and addresses him patronizingly. Now listen. You must trust to our hospitality. You do not yet know in whose house you are. I am a Petkoff. Man What’s that? Raina Rather indignantly. I mean that I belong to the family of the Petkoffs, the richest and best known in our country. Man Oh, yes, of course. I beg your pardon. The Petkoffs, to be sure. How stupid of me! Raina You know you never heard of them until this minute. How can you stoop to pretend? Man Forgive me: I’m too tired to think; and the change of subject was too much for me. Don’t scold me. Raina I forgot. It might make you cry. He nods, quite seriously. She pouts and then resumes her patronizing tone. I must tell you that my father holds the highest command of any Bulgarian in our army. He is proudly a Major. Man Pretending to be deeply impressed. A Major! Bless me! Think of that! Raina You showed great ignorance in thinking that it was necessary to climb up to the balcony, because ours is the only private house that has two rows of windows. There is a flight of stairs inside to get up and down by. Man Stairs! How grand! You live in great luxury indeed, dear young lady. Raina Do you know what a library is? Man A library? A roomful of books. Raina Yes, we have one, the only one in Bulgaria. Man Actually a real library! I should like to see that. Raina Affectedly. I tell you these things to show you that you are not in the house of ignorant country folk who would kill you the moment they saw your Serbian uniform, but among civilized people. We go to Bucharest every year for the opera season; and I have spent a whole month in Vienna. Man I saw that, dear young lady. I saw at once that you knew the world. Raina Have you ever seen the opera of Ernani? Man Is that the one with the devil in it in red velvet, and a soldier’s chorus? Raina Contemptuously. No! Man Stifling a heavy sigh of weariness. Then I don’t know it. Raina I thought you might have remembered the great scene where Ernani, flying from his foes just as you are tonight, takes refuge in the castle of his bitterest enemy, an old Castilian noble. The noble refuses to give him up. His guest is sacred to him. Man Quickly waking up a little. Have your people got that notion? Raina With dignity. My mother and I can understand that notion, as you call it. And if instead of threatening me with your pistol as you did, you had simply thrown yourself as a fugitive on our hospitality, you would have been as safe as in your father’s house. Man Quite sure? Raina Turning her back on him in disgust. Oh, it is useless to try and make you understand. Man Don’t be angry: you see how awkward it would be for me if there was any mistake. My father is a very hospitable man: he keeps six hotels; but I couldn’t trust him as far as that. What about your father? Raina He is away at Slivnitza fighting for his country. I answer for your safety. There is my hand in pledge of it. Will that reassure you? She offers him her hand. Man Looking dubiously at his own hand. Better not touch my hand, dear young lady. I must have a wash first. Raina Touched. That is very nice of you. I see that you are a gentleman. Man Puzzled. Eh? Raina You must not think I am surprised. Bulgarians of really good standing⁠—people in our position⁠—wash their hands nearly every day. But I appreciate your delicacy. You may take my hand. She offers it again. Man Kissing it with his hands behind his back. Thanks, gracious young lady: I feel safe at last. And now would you mind breaking the news to your mother? I had better not stay here secretly longer than is necessary. Raina If you will be so good as to keep perfectly still whilst I am away. Man Certainly. He sits down on the ottoman. Raina goes to the bed and wraps herself in the fur cloak. His eyes close. She goes to the door, but on turning for a last look at him, sees that he is dropping off to sleep. Raina At the door. You are not going asleep, are you? He murmurs inarticulately: she runs to him and shakes him. Do you hear? Wake up: you are falling asleep. Man Eh? Falling aslee⁠—? Oh, no, not the least in the world: I was only thinking. It’s all right: I’m wide awake. Raina Severely. Will you please stand up while I am away. He rises reluctantly. All the time, mind. Man Standing unsteadily. Certainly⁠—certainly: you may depend on me. Raina looks doubtfully at him. He smiles foolishly. She goes reluctantly, turning again at the door, and almost catching him in the act of yawning. She goes out. Man Drowsily. Sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, slee⁠—The words trail off into a murmur. He wakes again with a shock on the point of falling. Where am I? That’s what I want to know: where am