The Decameron by Giovanni Boccaccio (best classic books of all time txt) 📕

monk-fashion, laid him on a truss of straw and there left him against he should recover his senses, whilst the Bolognese monk, having been instructed by the abbot of that which he had to do, without any else knowing aught thereof, proceeded to await his coming to himself.

On the morrow, the abbot, accompanied by sundry of his monks, betook himself, by way of visitation, to the house of the lady, whom he found clad in black and in great tribulation, and having comforted her awhile, he softly required her of her promise. The lady, finding herself free and unhindered of Ferondo or any other and seeing on his finger another fine ring, replied that she was ready and appointed him to come to her that same night. Accordingly, night come, the abbot, disguised in Ferondo’s clothes and accompanied by the monk his confidant, repaired thither and lay with her in the utmost delight and pleasance till the morning, when he returned to the abbey. After this he very often made the same journey on a like errand and being whiles encountered, coming or going, of one or another of the villagers, it was believed he was Ferondo who went about those parts, doing penance; by reason whereof many strange stories were after bruited about among the simple countryfolk, and this was more than once reported to Ferondo’s wife, who well knew what it was.

As for Ferondo, when he recovered his senses and found himself he knew not where, the Bolognese monk came in to him with a horrible noise and laying hold of him, gave him a sound drubbing with a rod he had in his hand. Ferondo, weeping and crying out, did nought but ask, ‘Where am I?’ To which the monk answered, ‘Thou art in purgatory.’ ‘How?’ cried Ferondo. ‘Am I then dead?’ ‘Ay, certes,’ replied the other; whereupon Ferondo fell to bemoaning himself and his wife and child, saying the oddest things in the world. Presently the monk brought him somewhat of meat and drink, which Ferondo seeing, ‘What!’ cried he. ‘Do the dead eat?’ ‘Ay do they,’ answered the monk. ‘This that I bring thee is what the woman, thy wife that was, sent this morning to the church to let say masses for thy soul, and God the Lord willeth that it be made over to thee.’ Quoth Ferondo, ‘God grant her a good year! I still cherished her ere I died, insomuch that I held her all night in mine arms and did nought but kiss her, and t’ other thing also I did, when I had a mind thereto.’ Then, being very sharp-set, he fell to eating and drinking and himseeming the wine was not overgood, ‘Lord confound her!’ quoth he. ‘Why did not she give the priest wine of the cask against the wall?’

After he had eaten, the monk laid hold of him anew and gave him another sound beating with the same rod; whereat Ferondo roared out lustily and said, ‘Alack, why dost thou this to me?’ Quoth the monk, ‘Because thus hath God the Lord ordained that it be done unto thee twice every day.’ ‘And for what cause?’ asked Ferondo. ‘Because,’ answered the monk, ‘thou wast jealous, having the best woman in the country to wife.’ ‘Alas!’ said Ferondo. ‘Thou sayst sooth, ay, and the kindest creature; she was sweeter than syrup; but I knew not that God the Lord held it for ill that a man should be jealous; else had I not been so.’ Quoth the monk, ‘Thou shouldst have bethought thyself of that, whenas thou wast there below,197 and have amended thee thereof; and should it betide that thou ever return thither, look thou so have in mind that which I do unto thee at this present that thou be nevermore jealous.’ ‘What?’ said Ferondo. ‘Do the dead ever return thither?’ ‘Ay,’ answered the monk; ‘whom God willeth.’ ‘Marry,’ cried Ferondo, ‘and I ever return thither, I will be the best husband in the world; I will never beat her nor give her an ill word, except it be anent the wine she sent hither this morning and for that she sent no candles, so it behoved me to eat in the dark.’ ‘Nay,’ said the monk, ‘she sent candles enough, but they were all burnt for the masses.’ ‘True,’ rejoined Ferondo; ‘and assuredly, an I return thither, I will let her do what she will. But tell me, who art thou that usest me thus?’ Quoth the monk, ‘I also am dead. I was of Sardinia and for that aforetime I much commended a master of mine of being jealous, I have been doomed of God to this punishment, that I must give thee to eat and drink and beat thee thus, till such time as God shall ordain otherwhat of thee and of me.’ Then said Ferondo, ‘Is there none here other than we twain?’ ‘Ay,’ answered the monk, ‘there be folk by the thousands; but thou canst neither see nor hear them, nor they thee.’ Quoth Ferondo, ‘And how far are we from our own countries?’ ‘Ecod,’ replied the other, ‘we are distant thence more miles than we can well cack at a bout.’ ‘Faith,’ rejoined the farmer, ‘that is far enough; meseemeth we must be out of the world, an it be so much as all that.’

In such and the like discourse was Ferondo entertained half a score months with eating and drinking and beating, what while the abbot assiduously visited the fair lady, without miscarriage, and gave himself the goodliest time in the world with her. At last, as ill-luck would have it, the lady found herself with child and straightway acquainted the abbot therewith, wherefore it seemed well to them both that Ferondo should without delay be recalled from purgatory to life and return to her, so she might avouch herself with child by him. Accordingly, the abbot that same night caused call to Ferondo in prison