Postsingular by Rudy Rucker (books for 7th graders .TXT) 📕

In any case, there was no way in hell that Thuy was going to keep Sonic’s crucial video confidential. Using the memory and network skills she’d developed as a metanovelist, she quickly reconstituted the video she’d just seen and posted the result to a secure site hosted by her personal orphids—all this took her less than a second.

“Good old Sonic,” Jayjay was saying, a quaver in his voice. “I’m worried. I hope Luty was just scamming us. And what about that Dick Too Dibbs? The man has a brain! I’d been counting on him to be a total lackey for big biz. It’s great knowing he’s not gonna help Luty.”

“Are you luring us into a trap?” Craigor asked the pelican sharply. The pelican didn’t answer.

“Maybe the whole entire video was a fake,” said Thuy, feeling more and more paranoid. There were too many levels to sort out. She squatted down to stare at the mildly glowing pelican. “Did Luty shoot Sonic or not?”

“I don’t have time to talk,” said the pelican in a matter of fact tone. “Because Jil is about to—”

“The kids are in bed,” hollered Jil, popping out of the cabin door. She was totally wired, jerking around like a puppet on strings. Again Thuy noticed the spots of light inside Jil’s head. “Don’t get so close to that shoon, Thuy. We better kill it.” Moving faster than seemed possible, Jil snatched up Jayjay’s machete and ran at the hapless shoon. Before anyone could even think of stopping Jil, she’d lopped off the pelican’s head. Jil whistled sharply and her Happy Shoons set to work eating the dead shoon’s remains.

“Dammit, Jil,” said Craigor in dismay. “Why did you have to—”

Jil whooped and flung the machete high into the air. It landed point first and stuck quivering in the deck. “Party time! Jil saved the ship!”

The others exchanged glances.

“Sleepy time,” said Craigor with a weary sigh. “Thuy, do you want to bunk in the kitchen with Jayjay? That’s where we’ve been keeping him. The floor bulges up to make beds when you ask.”

“I totally don’t want to sleep near those two,” Thuy messaged Jayjay while favoring Craigor with a Mona Lisa smile. Her beezie agents were showing her all kinds of freaky scenarios that might unfold, should she and Jayjay sleep in the long cabin.

“Maybe we’ll crash on the couch in your workshop, Craigor,” said Jayjay aloud.

“I’ll do better than that,” said Jil, watching them with manic eyes. It was as if some external force were running her from the outside. “I’ll make a special guesthouse for the lovebirds.” She jerked her arms, messaging the ship’s piezoplastic. The deck beside the long cabin bulged up to make an igloolike hut with portholes, a slanted door, and a sleeping platform inside.

“Thanks, Jil,” said Thuy in a studiously neutral tone.

“Come on, baby,” said Craigor, leading Jil back toward their bedroom. “Calm down.”

Once Jayjay and Thuy were alone together in the crooked igloo, Jayjay tried to kiss Thuy, but she pushed him away. Not only were thousands of Founders fans watching them, Craigor and Jil might be tuned in too. And maybe their kids. Not to mention the fact that Thuy was hungry. All she’d had for supper was a bag of popcorn.

“Teleport us to San Francisco,” she told Jayjay. “To my room in Nektar’s garage. Kittie’s not around. I guess you know that she and I aren’t hooking up anymore.”

“Yeah, I know,” said Jayjay. “I’ve been watching you. But what if that fifth attack shoon comes after us? Sonic mentioned a giant ant.”

“We’ll teleport again,” said Thuy. “Even though you still haven’t told me how teleportation works.” “It’s a nonlinear interpolation via the entanglement matrices

of the Einstein-Podolsky-Rosen field,” said Jayjay. And then he laughed, proud of how he could shuck the physics jive.

In the long cabin, Jil and Craigor’s voices were rising in argument.

“Come on, smart guy,” Thuy told Jayjay. “Entangle our butts outta here.”

“We’ll do the hop like before,” Jayjay messaged her. “You visualize both places: your source location and your target. Thanks to the orphidnet, you can get the realtime target images almost right. But it takes one of my special interpolators to make a target look so real that you can actually teleport there.”

Thuy focused on her calm, dry room in Nektar’s garage. She overlaid it with the dank, crooked hut Jil had lodged them in. Jayjay passed her an interpolator: a glowing larva which busied itself with Thuy’s image of her garage room, heightening the scene’s reality. And now Thuy began mentally sewing the two scenes together. Thuy’s bedroom door was the igloo’s window; her kitchen sink was a bump on one of the little hut’s curving walls; the street sounds of San Francisco were nanomapped into the splashing of the sea. Thuy drew the links tighter. She folded in upon herself, becoming a single hypercomplex particle. Somewhere in the distance she seemed to glimpse an endless sea. Where was she? Her mind and body blossomed.

Thuy and Jayjay were in the room over Nektar’s garage. The night had turned beautiful and moonlit; all the clouds were gone. Thuy scanned the orphidnet: no attack shoons nearby, and no Kittie. “I want you,” Thuy told Jayjay, pulling him onto her bed. “It’s high time.”

Naked under the sheets, Thuy’s skin tingled. Jayjay’s caresses were beautiful balm; Thuy felt pliant and monumental. It was wonderful to have Jayjay kissing her. For a moment they paused, staring into each others’ eyes. Thanks to the orphidnet, they were visible in realtime to thousands of outsiders. Oh, well. Jay-jay entered Thuy and rocked until her sweet ache unknotted into trembling release. And, yes, he was coming too.

“I love you,” said Jayjay a moment later.

“And I love you,” said Thuy. “It was sad being alone.”

“The Big Pig—I’m not hooked on her like before,” said Jay-jay. “She’s just a tool now, an info source. I spend weeks working out what my Big Pig visions mean. Deciphering the visions is the part I was missing before. I’d get high, and the next day I’d get high again.”

“I don’t think Big Pig trips could help me write my metanovel,” said Thuy. “Not even if I had Azaroth helping me remember my visions. Did I tell you that, according to Azaroth, when Wheenk is done, I’ll remember Chu’s Knot? He’d speed me up if he could, but I don’t see there being a shortcut. A metanovelist is like a farmer cultivating a field every day for a year. Maybe an inventor is more like a rock hound finding a gem and polishing it the same afternoon.”

“Wheenk ties into Chu’s Knot?” said Jayjay equably. “Everything fits, huh? Wheenk will be a masterpiece. You’re the only person I’ve met who really seems smarter than me. Oh, and be sure to write about what a good lover I am.”

“The Founders audience knows the full anatomical details,” said Thuy. “I kind of watched us in the orphidnet just now.” She felt sheepish admitting this.

“Me too,” said Jayjay. “Being a star makes me feel powerful.”

“Do you think you could jump us to the Hibrane?”

“Not yet,” said Jayjay. “The problem is, there’s no orphids in the Hibrane to feed me a target image. And Jil’s memories of the Hibrane are so vague. I don’t know what’s going to happen to her.”

“What does it vaguely look like in the Hibrane?”

“It’s San Francisco, but everything is big and moves really slow. They don’t have computers, and life is mellow. They wear bright-colored clothes. It’s as if the 1970s kept on going there.”

“Peace and wow,” said Thuy, giggling. “I’ve noticed that about Azaroth’s outfits. I mean, his flyaway-collar shirts are so—” She was interrupted by scritching and scrabbling noises from the stairs.

“The fifth attack shoon!” exclaimed Jayjay.

“The giant ant,” confirmed Thuy, peering into the orphidnet. The four-foot-long plastic ant was halfway up the stairs, mandibles agape. Instantly Thuy was out of the bed, scampering around her room, pulling on her backup pair of striped yellow-and-black tights, her black miniskirt, her yellow sweater, her red plaid coat, and her beloved Yu Shu athletic shoes with the dragon heads.

“Teleport us,” she messaged Jayjay as she readjusted her high pigtails in the mirror. “Happy Sun Pho Parlor on Valencia Street.”

“You don’t want to go somewhere fancier?” said Jayjay. “Like Puff? Or MouthPlusPlus?”

“Pho,” said Thuy. “Hurry up!”

“We fuck and we pho,” said Jayjay. “I’m for it.”

The clack of plastic chopsticks overlaid Thuy’s bedroom, the rich smell of spicy broth, the slurp and chatter of the diners. One of Jayjay’s interpolators humped about the scene like a hyperkinetic inchworm, smoothing the tiny gaps among the orphid data points, enhancing the image toward the fully real. Once again, Thuy made mental connections between the source and target locations and she grew uncertain about which was which. Thuy’s particles meshed together into a single subtle wave. Somewhere high above Thuy her bedroom door creaked open. Where was she now? She spread her arms and—_pop. _

The hostess didn’t even blink when Thuy and Jayjay appeared inside the doorway of Happy Sun. It helped that Thuy was Vietnamese. “Two?” was all the woman said.

Minutes later, Thuy and Jayjay were leaning over huge steaming bowls, alternately spooning spiced beef broth and using chopsticks to pincer up skeins of rice noodles, shreds of meat, and the crisp bean sprouts and basil leaves that they’d shoveled into the soup from the condiment plate on the side. An electric beer sign hung on the wall above them.

“I don’t know why I ever eat anything else,” said Thuy, pausing for a sip of fresh-squeezed Vietnamese lemonade. “Pho is good for any time of day.”

“I notice you pronounce it like _fu’uh,_” observed Jayjay.

“The name comes from the French for fire,” said Thuy. “French stew is pot au feu.” She stared down at her noodles, stirring them into knots. A voice had just begun talking in her head. Her voice. She was getting blowback from the Thuy Nguyen character in Wheenk. The virtual Thuy was telling her not to sleep on the Merz Boat at all.

“Did your mother make pho at home?” Jayjay asked.

“Oh never,” said Thuy distractedly. “It’s too much trouble. Boiling the beef bones, skimming the stock, blackening the shallots and ginger roots with a blowtorch, putting them into a cloth bag with star anise and cinnamon to steep, filtering the stock— never mind. I’m hearing a voice. And I’m worried the ant shoon will catch us before we know it.” Thuy laid some money on the table, just in case they had to leave in a rush.

Virtual Thuy kept on talking to her. Virtual Thuy wanted to show Thuy a little metastory she’d made. A scenario that might come true.

“Back to the boat now?” said Jayjay, glancing anxiously at the restaurant’s glass door.

“I don’t think so,” mumbled Thuy. “Right now I have to—” The metastory in her head had begun to play. It was well crafted. Virtual Thuy was smarter than Linda Loca’s George Washington character. Of course. Jayjay said something else, but Thuy wasn’t listening to him. She was immersed in Virtual Thuy’s metastory.

***

On the Merz Boat Craigor reads in bed, and Jil lies motionless and wide-eyed beside him—her image is overlaid with a vintage clip of the Bride of Dracula in her coffin.

Thuy and Jayjay settle into the crooked igloo and fall asleep. Thuy’s dreams are animated images over her head. She sees seabirds stalking a stony shore. One of them plucks her up and carries her to a nest made of a single long loop of pho noodle, intricately woven over and under itself. Thuy in the nest is