Protocols by DeYtH Banger, Clive Cooper (best novels for beginners .txt) 📕

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Extra-Material

1. Click (Facts)

2. DJ (DJ Danger)

3. Stories (Part 1)

4. Stories (Part 2)

 The SCP Files

 Item #: SCP-3016

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-3016 is to be kept in a 2 m x 3 m x 2 m cell with video surveillance working 24/7. The room needs to blank apart from the medium sized couch in the middle of the room. SCP 3016 is to be fed two times a day and the cell must be cleaned on a weekly basis.

Description: SCP-3016 is a human sized Blattella germanica (german cockroach) measuring approximately 1.9 meters in height. Subject shows very little to no knowledge that it is a 6 foot tall insect. When subject is confronted with the fact that he is a large insect he starts to show hostile behavior an will attack any human being in the cell. The victim, that we will from now on call SCP 3016-2, is bitten by SCP-3016 it will, over the month, start to into a insect themselves. SCP-3016-2 will show signs of insect like behavior in the first week of the incident and will, after a month, turn into a cockroach or a praying mantis. When SCP-3016 is alone, it will start to crawl on the ceiling or on the floor leaving traces of a brownish goo later discovered to be a mixture of human blood, liquid crystals, and liquid sodium sulfide.

Interviewed: SCP-3016

Interviewer: Dr.█████

Dr.█████:Hello, SCP-3016, how are you this afternoon?
SCP-3016:I need to go home, I have a family…
Dr.█████:Oh, really? Well, you are in study therefore you cannot just leave
SCP-3016:You don´t understand…I… I need to go to Greta…
Dr.█████:You were found in a old lady's basement in Austria. Is Greta in Austria?
SCP-3016:NONONONONO…I…I escaped. She is still in Prague….
Dr.█████:You know….I read a book one day…What is your name?
SCP-3016:Gregor…
Dr.█████:Gregor as in…Gregor Samsa…?
SCP-3016:Y…Yes…
Dr.█████:Should have seen that coming…Well…you do know that you are a…bug?
SCP-3016:FAULTY LIES…I…I…I am a human…s…see…I can talk…insects cannot talk…I…

[SCP-3016 bit Dr.█████`s nose an hid under the couch.]

Addendum A-1: Dr.█████ transformed into a giant praying mantis in one(1) month after the interview. Dr.█████ showed hostile behavior and was terminated 10/██/20██.

Item #: SCP-015

Interior View of SCP-015

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-015 is impossible to move, and is contained on-site. A gap of at least 2 m (6 ft) needs to be maintained around the entire structure containing SCP-015 at all times, and no structures of any kind are to make contact with SCP-015's current containment structure. Exploration is permissible, but only in teams of three (3) with full safety lines and GPS tracking. Any protrusions from SCP-015 must be capped and sealed immediately, with the new site recorded and logged.

No aggressive action is to be made within SCP-015. No hand or power tools are allowed anywhere inside SCP-015. No repairs or maintenance are to be made anywhere on SCP-015.

Description: SCP-015 is a mass of pipes, vents, boilers and other various plumbing apparatus completely filling a warehouse in ███████. The pipes appear to grow when not under observation, attempting to connect to nearby structures via sewer systems and underground plumbing. SCP-015 contains, at current estimate, over 190 kilometers (120 miles) of pipes, ranging in diameter from 2.5 cm to over 1 m. Some pipes appear new, while others are rusted and leaking. Pipes have been reported as being made of bone, wood, steel, pressed ash, human flesh, glass, and granite. No pipes composed of lead, PVC plastic, copper, or any other traditional material for the production of pipes have been found.

SCP-015 reacts to tools and aggression. Any personnel acting violently, carrying tools, or attempting to damage or repair SCP-015 in any way, will trigger a reaction. Any pipes near the subject will burst, spraying on the subject for several seconds before the flow suddenly stops. Pipes have been reported containing oil, mercury, rats, a species of insect not yet identified, ground glass, sea water, entrails, and molten iron. Pipes will continue to burst around the subject until death or retreat.

SCP-015 was cut back to its current structure after attaching to 11 other structures in the area. Currently, 11 personnel have been killed, and 20 more are still missing. Reports have been made of banging and screaming coming from within SCP-015.

Item #: SCP-007

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-007 is to be contained in a sealed room measuring 10 m on each side. Room is to be furnished comfortably as a living area, along with whatever items are requested by ███████████████ (hereafter referred to as Subject), given that providing Subject with requested items would not compromise security. Subject is not to be allowed to leave the room, and is to be detained with force if necessary.

Description: SCP-007 is located within a cavity in the abdomen of Subject. Subject is a Caucasian male, physically approximately 25 years of age (subject claims to be 28) and 176 cm in height. Most of Subject's abdomen (muscles, skin, and organs) is absent, though Subject does not appear to suffer because of this. Instead of normal flesh, a sphere composed of soil and water is present, though it does not actually come into contact with Subject's body at any point. The sphere appears to be in most respects a miniature near-duplicate of the Earth, approximately 60 cm in diameter, although continental alignment is not consistent with that of any alignment known in Earth's history. Sphere has its own weather patterns and negligible gravitational pull, in addition to microscopic organisms somewhat resembling those of modern-day Earth inhabiting it. Two intelligent species have been observed, though contact and communication with either has yet to be made. Technology levels of observed species must be checked at least once a week and, as of ██/████, are approximately equal to that of 15th-Century Earth.

Subject claims to be named ███████████████, but no records of such a person can be found. Subject does not require food or water, and while he has been observed consuming both, what happens to such substances after being swallowed is unknown. Subject is intelligent (IQ has been measured at 128) and amiable, and regards the planet in his abdomen as a minor curiosity about his body. Subject seems to experience no stress about his unusual condition. When questioned about planet's origins, Subject replied, "I just woke up one day, and there it was. I don't have any idea how it got there." Subject has provided a Social Security number and driver's license number and requested that they be checked against known records. When checked, it was discovered that neither had yet been allocated.

Dr. ███████ has a weekly chess game with Subject, during which Subject's mental health is evaluated. Dr. ███████ reports that Subject does not seem to mind the restricted living environment, and has yet to attempt to escape or show signs of violence or mental illness, though he has repeatedly requested a computer with an internet connection. It is recommended that this not be provided as it may be used to compromise security.