Hate and Other Crappy Things by Living·my·life Forever (korean ebook reader .TXT) 📕

"Give it back, Asher!"

"Oh the baby want her phone back! Don't cry little darling!" his voice and face was utterly annoying. Then it turned into pure evil. "Just give me what I want and I'll give you your phone." Did he just growl at me on that last part? Oh heeell no! We were standing around the island thinga-ma-jig yes, I did just say thinga-ma-jig, in the kitchen. He had my phone and I had his precious little present for his girlfriend's birthday. 

"Look, stop being a jackass and we can handle this in an, oh I don't know, a not childish way!" 

"I'm childish? You're the one who took the present in the first place! Yep, I'm childish one." He said sarcastically. Stop right there brother! That is my job and my job only! I am the sarcastic one in this house.

"All I wanted was to see what was inside. But no. You had to get all sappy about it and then you attacked me! Please, just give me my phone." I pouted. My phone buzzed, notifying I got a text. Asher felt the need to run away into the next room to read it. I ran after that amateurish bastard and hopped on his back. But did that stop him? Man, what are you thinking? Of course not. Like... duh. 

"Hey booky poo! Ready to go to Laina's party tonight? I heard it's gonna be really awesome, sweety kins! I'll pick you up at eight, kay? Love you, you sexy beast!" He laughed his butt off from changing the words. Elliott did not just say 'booky poo', 'sweety kins', and 'sexy beast'. Ugh, dumbass. It was 'babe', 'sweety', and 'beautiful'. I melted from seeing those words but this boy right here just had to go and ruin it. Why did my brother have to let him move in? Just because they're best friends does not mean they have to see each other every single freaking day. It's bad enough our parents left us for the raving ecstasy of getting high on drugs and sex. The universe is out to get me, you know. It really is.

"Gabe?! Your sister is trying to molest me! Get her off! Help meh!" I jumped off him and ran to the couch and pulled the bowl of popcorn on my lap and glued my eyes to the television before he came down. Thank you Lord for long legs!

Gabe came down the stairs, looked at us, me looking innocent and Asher still with my phone. I shrugged and so did he, rolling his eyes and then he went back up the spiral staircase.

"Bitch."

"I love you too, Ash. So like, your present is right on the dining room table beside you. My phone?" I said without turning around and threw my hand back for him to give me my phone. He grunted and and I heard his footsteps coming towards me. Yes. I am smooth. Like a snake! You betta recognize! Whoot Whoot! He handed me my Samsung Galaxy SII and I texted my boyfriend back.

"Okay. I'll be ready. Love you too, babes. <3"

"I'm gonna go get ready for the party. Feel free to not stand there still looking stupid. Love you!" I smiled my Hollywood smile and skipped up the stairs.

"Bitch." I heard him mumble which made me laugh.

I got to my very non-girly, sky blue room and went into my walk-in closet to get out my dress for Laina's party. She's my best friend but, she forced me against my will into wearing it. It's bad enough she's dating Asher and now she's making me wear a dress. No. No. No. Not cool. I don't do dresses. Ever. 

Well, I should do you the highest honor of telling you about me, myself, and I. My name is Gabrielle Olivia Tanner. My hair is silky and dark brown. I have teal eyes that have flecks of yellow that actually turn green when in the sun. One good thing I get from my mother are my curves because my body is absolutely flawless. I would say that I am very cocky but I tend to not show off in front of people too much. I'd say I'm quite spontaneous also, doing things last minute is what I do most.

My brother and I live alone along with the dipshit, Asher, because our parents literally left us on the streets. When I was around two years old and my brother was five, Nicole and Richie Tanner left us like you leave clothes at a thrift shop. I feel sorry for my brother at times because he had to take care of me all his life instead of enjoying his life as a child. My grandfather stepped in money wise but Gabe helped me to become the independent young lady I am today.

The dress Laina picked out for me is a very short black party dress. The straps are silver and the left strap goes all the way around in the back and stops at my right hip. The problem is that she acquired the serious need to pick out the tightest friggin dress in the whole damn store. It cuts off all the circulation in my body. It also makes my butt look like a hot air balloon and my boobs like water balloons. She has no consideration for me at all. Tear tear. 

I went into the bathroom and stripped and got in the shower. Then I got out, dried off and tried my very hardest to put on the dress. Man that dress was tight! Who does this?! Oh yeah, that's right. Crazy people! When I looked in the mirror, after pulling the dress on for ten minutes, I don't mean to brag or anything but I looked hot! I now see why people do this. My boyfriend's eyes are going to literally fall out his head. Not joking. Believe me! I put on some black eyeliner which made my teal eyes pop, went in my room to grab my purse and stilettos, put them on, and then went downstairs.

Gabe and Asher were chatting in the kitchen with their party clothes on. Gabe was wearing a blue collar shirt with a black bow tie while Asher was wearing a purple collar shirt, also with a black bow tie, to match Laina's purple dress that was exactly like mine. His good looks disgust me. I slyly rolled my eyes as I walked in and went to the fridge to grab a water. I screwed open the cap, took a swig, and then I felt eyes on me and turned around.

"What?!" I said. Asher was staring me down with lust in his eyes. He quickly looked away in embarrassment.

"Nothing." He mumbled. I grinned.

"You were checking me out! It's okay. I know I look sexy." Gabe laughed at me and Asher snorted. His defiance astonishes me.

I heard the bell ring and scrambled to the door tripping on the way. "You didn't see that!"

"Kinda did." Gabe and Asher replied. 

"Shut the fuck up." I said. They cracked up but I turned around towards them with a death glare and they immediately became quiet.

I opened the door to see my boyfriend, Elliott. His black hair was perfectly 'fluffed' and his tan skin and muscular build seemed to shine in the sunset. I may be over exaggerating but... damn. I always wonder how I got set up with him. His dark brown eyes scanned over my body and like I said they fell out. Told you. No lie. No lie. No lieieiei.

"Uh you uh, um well. Um you look g-g-great." I giggled at his response.

"Ya don't look too bad yaself, partna!" I grinned wrapped my arms around his neck and pulled his head to mine. He kissed me slowly and affectionately. I didn't want that. I kissed him roughly with so much passion I thought I might burst. He squeezed my waist and lightly ran his tongue over my bottom lip, asking to put his in my mouth. Access granted, sir.

I heard someone clear their throat and turned around and there was a glaring Gabe. "I'd like it if you don't eat my sister. Thanks. Please get out and don't let me lose my respect for you." 

"I'm really sorry." Elliott defended and my brother nodded with disgust and walked past us to his car. Elliot smiled down at me with so much love in his eyes. He leaned down and was slapped on the back. 

"I'm riding with you guys right? My car's getting worked on."

"Asher! Go wait in the fucking car!" I fumed. He smirked that smirk he knows I hate. Oooh I hate his guts! I watched him walk away and get in the car. Elliot stroked my hair which caused me to calm down some. 

"Babes, it is ooookay. Don't let him get to you. It only makes him enjoy it more." He chuckled that sexy chuckle. 

"He annoys me." I lay my head on his shoulder.

"It's sexy when you get mad like that though." He pulled back and smirked.

"Shut up." I smacked him with my purse and walked to the car. "We're gonna be late." I put my hand back and he took it. We walked to my side and he opened the door for me. Such a gentleman. He he. He went to his side and started the car and drove off.

When we got to the massive house, every kind of car you could think of was there. It was like she invited the whole friggin school. My Laina. She so cray cray! I can't blame her though. She turned eighteen today and so do I soon. 

We walked in and people were all over the place. Dancing, smooching, humping, bumping, grinding. All kinds of things they shouldn't have been doing. People these days. Sex is the only option now. Makes me sick these darn folks! To infinity and beyond yo!

Laina came running over to us and jumped into my arms. She looked amazing in her dress. She had jet black hair that was unbelievably curly with a frizzy look and mint green eyes. There was a cute little mole, or beauty mark, beside her mouth and she had a nose ring on her left nostril. Her frame was much skinnier than mine but there were some curves.

"Happy birthday girl!" I screamed over the loud music.

"Thanks, boo! And see, I told you that dress would suit you. You look so hot, girl." I rolled my eyes at her playfully.

"Hey, don't flirt with my girl." Elliott grabbed my waist, pulling me closer to his chest.

"Boy, please. I already got a man. Hey baby." she wrapped her arms around Asher. He looked like a little puppy in her arms. He's whipped I tell you. Whipped! He handed her the present and they walked away into the crowd to dance.

"Elliott! You have got to check this out! Hey Bree! You don't mind do you?" a group of shady looking guys came and grabbed Elliott. I shook my head as they pulled him down the hall. He frowned at me apologetically