Stupid Arranged Marriage to a Douche Bag by Katie Harbin (shoe dog free ebook .TXT) 📕

The alarm went off at 6 30 like every weekday morning. I got up from my bed and headed into my adjoining bathroom. I quickly showered and got out. I wrapped a towel around my waist and walked back into my room. I pulled on a black lace bra with making panties. I then pulled on a pair of ripped black skinny jeans with safety pins connecting the rips. I then pulled on a large Black Veil Brides shirt before pulling my black converse. I quickly brushed through my hair leaving it to dry because I had naturally wave red hair. I grabbed my bag, phone, and I-Pod before creeping down the stairs. I saw that no one was up yet so I swiftly left the house and started on my way to school. I pulled my I-Pod out and put the ear phones in my ears and blared Paramore Brick by Boring Brick. As I walked down the street I quietly sang along.

She lives in a fairy tale

somewhere too far for us to find.

forgotten the taste and smell

of a world that she's left behind.

it's all about the exposure the

lens I told her. the angles were

all wrong now she's ripping

wings off of butterflies.

Keep your feet on the ground

when your head's in the clouds.

Well go get your shovel and

we'll dig a deep hole to

burry the castle burry the castle

ba da ba ba da ba ba da

So one day he found her crying

coiled up n the dirty ground

her prince finally came to save her

and the rest you can figure out.

but it was a trick and the clock

struck twelve. well make sure

to build your house brick by

boring brick of the wolfs gonna

blow it down!


I hummed the rest of the song as I slowly approached the school building. It was still early but a few cars were in the parking lot. I walked on to campus and quickly made my way into the school and to my locker. I opened the door and put my bag in it after grabbing my stuff. I shut the door and turned around to run into a wide chest. I looked up and groaned when I saw Andy. Andy used to be my best friend but that changed when I started cutting. He wanted me to stop but I wouldn't so I distanced myself from him. He was currently the football captain and the soccer captain and the most popular guy at school. His hand cupped my cheek as he leaned down and kissed my forehead. I stiffened but stayed where I was.

''Misery,'' he breathed my name.

''Andy, you need to forget about me,'' I whispered. ''You have everything a guy could dream of. I will just bring you down.''

''But I can't,'' he said. ''And I don't care about what everyone says. Misery, you have always been my best friend and I don't want that to end.''

"No,'' I said pushing him away. ''I can't do that to you and I won't let you do it to yourself. Just forget about me.''

And with that I turned and walked away leaving him staring after me. I made my way to homeroom which was math and took a seat in the back corner by the window. I took my head phone out twenty minutes later as students filed into the room. I ignored the stares and whispers like every other day. The teacher came in and shut the door and immediatly launched into the lesson. I zoned out and was brought back to reality when the door opened. I looked up to see a man with blond hair and blue eyes walk in with a boy of about 19 with black hair and green eyes enter the room behind them. Everyone stared at them. The girls sat up straighter and fixed their eyes on him.

''Yes, how can I help you?'' the teacher asked.

''We are looking for Misery Grace,'' the man said.

I felt all eyes snap to me as I slid down in my seat. The teacher pointed to me in the back and the two males turned to me. The man walked toward me as the boy stayed where he was staring at me. I looked down uncomfortable with everyone's attention on me. The man stopped beside me and smiled brightly.

''Hello, I'm Chance and my son up there is Conner,'' he introduced himself. ''I'm sure your parents have told you who we are so why don't we leave so you and Conner can get to know one another.''

''SIr, I have no idea who you or your son is. My parents have never even mentioned your names,'' I said.

They were too busy being drunk and beating me I added silently.

Chance looked shocked along with Conner. ''So you have no idea that when you turn 17 in two week that you are to marry my son?''

''What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" I exclaimed. ''Who said I was getting married? Why the fuck was I not notified?!?!?!?!?''

''Well I assumed your parents would have told you...'' Chance trailed off.

''Dad, lets just get her out of her and explain it to her,'' Conner said walking toward us. ''This isn't the time or place to tell her. Plus everyone here doesn't know how to mind there own business and is listening to your confersation."

"Come on,'' Conner said turning to me and taking my books and hand pulling me out of my seat.

I pulled my hand from his grip and took my books back. "I can carry my own things,'' I said as Andy moved toward us.

''Misery, you don't know them it's not safe,'' he said taking my hand in his.

Sharp intakes of breath sounded around the room at mister popular talking and touching the emo freak. I sighed and looked up at him.

''Andy, I'll be fine,'' I told him.

''Misery,'' he said pulling me into his chest wrapping his arms around me. ''I don't want anything happening to you. You know I love you.''

''And I love you too but I'm a big girl and I can take care of myself,'' I said pulling away.

''Is this your boyfriend? Or an ex?'' Chance asked looking between the two of us.

I looked at him and he had a worried expression on his face. I looked then at Conner and his fist were clenched and he was glaring heavily at Andy.

''No,'' Andy said. ''I'm her best friend.''

I noticed Conner visually relax as the worried expression fled Chance's face.

''Okay, well we really need to get going so you can start packing your stuff,'' Chance said turning around.

''Shit,'' Conner mumbled as I exclaimed "What?!?!?!?!?!?!"

''Dad, we haven't explained a thing to her so please stop talking,'' Conner said grabbing my hand and pulling me down the aisle.

''I keep forgetting,'' his dad said.

''Misery,'' Andy said pulling me away from Conner. "Don't go.''

''Dude, just go away,'' Conner snapped. ''Misery has to come with us so we can explain everything to her.''

''Then I'm coming with you,'' Andy said.

''Now listen here,'' Conner started but got cut off by his dad.

''Sure. Whatever will get us out of here faster,'' Chance said.

Conner turned away and walked out of the room after his dad. Andy intwined our fingers together and we walked out of the school following Conner and his dad. We got outside and Conner and his dad climbed in a truck while Andy pulled me over to his mustang.


* Conners POV *


Dad and I pulled up at her school and climbed out. I followed him to the office where he asked where Misery Grace's class was. The lady said room 14. Dad thanked her then we went looking for the room. We found it and Dad opened the door causing the noisy room to go silent. I followed him bored out of my mind. I know she's just gonna be some dumb bimbo slut and I have no choice but to marry her. I noticed all of the girls looking at me and practically undressing me with their eyes. Fucking sluts I thought as everyone turned to look at the most gorgeous girl i have ever seen. She had firery red hair that fell in waves down her back. Her eyes were a bright green that seemed to draw me in. My dad walked down the aisle to her and introduced us both to her. I tuned into the confersation as she opened her very kissable mouth.

"Sir, I have no idea who you or your son is. My parents have never even mentioned your names.'' she said.

I stared at her shocked as did my father. She doesn't know i thought. She has no idea that we have to get married. She's gonna blow a gasget.

"So you have no idea that when you turn 17 in two weeks that you are to marry my son?'' my dad asked.

Dammit dad i thought. We could have slowly built up to telling her that.

''What?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!,'' my angel yelled. "Who said I was getting married? Why the fuck was i not notified?!?!?!?"

"Well i assumed your parents had told you...'' my dad trailed off.

"Dad, let's just get her out of here and explain it to her,'' I said walking toward them. ''This isn't the time or place to tell her. Plus everyone here doesn't know how to mind their own business and is listening to you confersation.''

I walked over to my Angel and picked up her books and grabbed her hand in mine saying "come on,'' as i pull her out of the seat.

She pulled her hand out of my grip and took her books back saying, "I can carry my own things.''

I noticed a tall guy moving toward us his gaze fixed on my Angel.

The guy grabbed her hand saying, "Misery, you don't know them, it's not safe.''

I glared at him envious of the way she relaxed around him and the fact that she didn't pull her hand out of his right away like she did with me.

Sharp intakes of breath sounded around the room and everyone stared at Misery and the guy in shock.

She sighed and looked up at him. "Andy, I'll be fine," she told him.

"Misery," he said pulling her into his chest and wrapping his arms around her small thin body, "I don't want anything to happen to you. You know I love you."

"I love you too but i'm a big girl and can take