Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (most read books of all time txt) ๐
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
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SIETE MINUTOS
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ISMAEL CAMACHO ARANGO
Translated and edited by Maria Camacho
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SIETE MINUTOS
Beginnings
The backyard looked dark with its muddy floor and shrubs growing by the wall, as the sun careered through the sky in its journey towards infinity. Homer played with his toys by the edge of a puddle, where his paper boats sailed towards infinity before capsizing in the mud.
โHurrah,โ he said.
Homer danced around the water, as a woman wearing a dressing gown and her hair tied in a bun, stood by the puddles Homer had made amidst the mud. Mother pushed a few strands of hair back while shivering in the breeze blowing through the garden.
โItโs time for lunch,โ she said.
Those words brought Homer back to reality. He had to eat before conquering the world. Mother waited as he put his cars on a ledge by the door and away from
โWash your hands now,โ she said.
Leaving a trail of mud on the floor, he washed himself in the sink as father appeared at the door. Middle aged, plump and with a round face, Mr. Homer had to fight the devils of the market in a daily basis as mother brought the food to the table.
โI have a surprise for you,โ father said.
Mother stopped with a plate in her hands, smoke rising to the ceiling like a staircase to heaven. Father didnโt bring surprises very often, apart from a day when he had found a puppy in the street but she had taken it to the dog shelter in spite of Homerโs complaints. A tall man interrupted the silence, his glasses shining under the light as silence filled everything.
โUncle Hugh,โ mother said. โWe didnโt expect you today.โ
โI have to work in the country.โ
โYour job must be exciting,โ she said.
Mother poured soup on another bowl as Uncle Hugh sat at the table.
โHow was your journey?โ she asked.
He shrugged. โI felt sick all the time.โ
โYou should have taken an alka seltzer.โ
โNothing works for me.โ
โNew York must be missing you,โ father said.
Uncle Hugh had not enjoyed the fresh Caribbean sun amidst his bouts of sickness, while his stomach hurt. Then the man put a large hand on Homerโs shoulders.
โI remember the day you rescued a dollar bill,โ he said.
โAfter flying up the branches of a tree, he put it in his wet nappy,โ mother said.
Homer knew all the rest. A neighbour who happened to be hanging the washing at that moment had dropped her husbandโs pants in the mud, and he left her for the barmaid living next door. School children sang songs of glory, as Father Ricardo praised the qualities of the child during Sunday mass because he was a star. Then Uncle Hugh found a black and white photograph in his bag.
โThis is you,โ he said. โI took this picture with my first camera.โ
Homer saw a chubby baby without much hair and a toothless smile, sitting in a chair. The man waited for the reaction to that moment in time when he had snapped reality forever.
โI developed it in my studio,โ Uncle Hugh said.
โI remember those times,โ mother said.
Mother served lunch in his plate, while talking of Homerโs birth in the mist of time. Born during a solar eclipse, he had cried with the retreating shadows while the doctors and nurses looked at the sun from the hospital roof. An old nurse who didnโt have good eyes had helped with the delivery, when she muttered those famous words:
โYou have a girl,โ she said.
The sun hid behind the moon as mother thought she had a daughter and father sulked. The nurse found her mistake a few minutes later.
โHe was full of hair,โ father said.
Mrs. Homer held a baby in one of the pictures in the wall, while Homer stood next to his parents in another one.
โWhy did you call him Homer?โ Uncle Hugh asked.
โWe thought it might bring him luck.โ
โHeโs Homer Homer then.โ
โThatโs the idea.โ
Uncle Hugh found a shiny cent in one of his pockets but Homer wanted to go back to the backyard, where his paper boats had battled against the ants invading the world.
โPut it in your money box,โ he said. โIt will bring you good luck.โ
โHeโs a good boy,โ mother said.
Homer admired the coin as the adults spoke about nothing in particular and the brown marks on the wall turned into monsters, fighting amidst the buildings of New York.
โMum,โ he said.
โYou can have more soup,โ she said.
Homer shook his head. โI want to play outside.โ
โSilly child,โ she said.
โHeโs full of beans,โ Uncle Hugh said.
Homer had to get some fresh air before his life finished once more but the adults didnโt care.
โHeโll get filthy,โ mother said.
Uncle Hugh spoke of chasing film stars in their limousines in a place called Broadway, where Marilyn Monroe showed her pants forever on a day lost in time. Homer left the room as the adults discussed the value of the dollar in the world market and the backyard looked different. A boy appeared amidst the mud and Homer had a sense of dรฉjร vu, while studying the child.
โHello,โ he said.
The stranger wiped his nose, leaving muddy streaks across his face as he didnโt have any manners.
โWould you like to play with my cars?โ Homer asked.
The child ran one of the trucks along the dirt leading to the fence before picking his nose.
โI come from the jungle,โ he said.
Those words broke the spell in Homerโs world.
โYouโre a liar,โ he said.
โIโm not.โ
They fought amidst the dirt, disturbing a few birds looking for worms but as Homer barked, the child stopped his attack.
โIโm a dog,โ Homer said.
โYou are not.โ
Jose took a deep breath and barked as Homer clapped his hands.
โYes,โ he said.
They barked while the dog next door howled and Homerโs mother appeared at the door.
โThat dog is noisy,โ she said. โIโll complain to the owner.โ
Homer must have met the boy under the dark sun or in another universe where time didnโt exist. The child gestured at the stars that had appeared in the sky.
โTheyโre mine,โ he said.
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