Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (most read books of all time txt) π
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Siete minutos is a book about life in Latin America, when everything gets disrupted by wars and revolutions, but then a man emerges ready to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
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FIFI
Two years?
HOMER
Two years?
CARDINAL
I only have a chalet by the beach, after helping those idiots with their coup.
AURITA
Imbeciles!
GENERAL
Your highness will be treated very well by my government.
EVERYBODY
Hurrah to our new president. Hurrah!
FIFI
Religion has gone down the drain. We have communist bishops, married priests,
naked nuns, crazy Franciscans, bad Jesuits, bigamist Dominicans, destitute saints,
canonised footballers, archangels who have been warned, cherubs working for the
Metro Goldwin Mayer, virgins with no reference, Adam and Eve without an apple and
Jesus Christ trying to pass a driving test.
CARDINAL
Thatβs why we need a new government to lead the country but I hope the general
doesnβt forget my needs.
GENERAL
Youβll have your chalet.
CARDINAL
Youβll have my blessings.
GENERAL
Thank you, your highness.
CARDINAL
Iβm all yours, Excellency.
AURITA
Heβll have his new Cadillac and cars.
GENERAL
Yes.
SEAGULL
I am hungry.
ADMIRAL
We need a strong government for our people. Thatβs why weβre here tonight. We
must bring order to the country and the church. Priests have to pray more.
CARDINAL
You speak of sanctity and virtue.
GENERAL
Weβll fix this with lots of canons.
ADMIRAL
We canβt forget the tanks, ships and submarines.
HOMER
I have good submarines for you.
GENERAL
Thank you. We can show them in the parades.
ADMIRAL
Well, sometimes we use them in manoeuvres.
HOMER
My submarines must be protected against humidity.
ADMIRAL
Thatβs good. Sea water finishes with everything.
GENERAL
A parade with no submarines is like a party without a drink.
AURITA
Or without any music.
Two years?
HOMER
Two years?
CARDINAL
I only have a chalet by the beach, after helping those idiots with their coup.
AURITA
Imbeciles!
GENERAL
Your highness will be treated very well by my government.
EVERYBODY
Hurrah to our new president. Hurrah!
FIFI
Religion has gone down the drain. We have communist bishops, married priests,
naked nuns, crazy Franciscans, bad Jesuits, bigamist Dominicans, destitute saints,
canonised footballers, archangels who have been warned, cherubs working for the
Metro Goldwin Mayer, virgins with no reference, Adam and Eve without an apple and
Jesus Christ trying to pass a driving test.
CARDINAL
Thatβs why we need a new government to lead the country but I hope the general
doesnβt forget my needs.
GENERAL
Youβll have your chalet.
CARDINAL
Youβll have my blessings.
GENERAL
Thank you, your highness.
CARDINAL
Iβm all yours, Excellency.
AURITA
Heβll have his new Cadillac and cars.
GENERAL
Yes.
SEAGULL
I am hungry.
ADMIRAL
We need a strong government for our people. Thatβs why weβre here tonight. We
must bring order to the country and the church. Priests have to pray more.
CARDINAL
You speak of sanctity and virtue.
GENERAL
Weβll fix this with lots of canons.
ADMIRAL
We canβt forget the tanks, ships and submarines.
HOMER
I have good submarines for you.
GENERAL
Thank you. We can show them in the parades.
ADMIRAL
Well, sometimes we use them in manoeuvres.
HOMER
My submarines must be protected against humidity.
ADMIRAL
Thatβs good. Sea water finishes with everything.
GENERAL
A parade with no submarines is like a party without a drink.
AURITA
Or without any music.
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