Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (most read books of all time txt) π
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Siete minutos is a book about life in Latin America, when everything gets disrupted by wars and revolutions, but then a man emerges ready to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
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HOMER
The professor worked for many years to get to his goal. He canβt even talk now.
FAT PROFESSOR
Heβs breastfed during a discussion with his colleagues, and then he dirties his
nappy.
HOMER
I wonder where the bottle is. Professor Irwin must have drunk too much of the
potion. If he had tested the formula properly, he would have made a fortune.
THIN PROFESSOR
Weβll have to wait until the child talks.
FAT PROFESSOR
Will he remember anything?
HOMER
Heβll collect balls and buy chewing gum.
FAT PROFESSOR
What a waste of time.
HOMER
Think of all the money he could have made.
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EXT. LUXURIOUS YACHT- EVENING
A sailor appears with a message in a tray. Homer gives instructions to the sailors, after reading it.
HOMER
A helicopter will bring Professor Greer, his wife and Fifi.
THIN PROFESSOR
I like sexy Fifi. Is she bringing the general?
HOMER
Heβs busy with a coup at the moment.
THIN PROFESSOR
That man only thinks in revolutions.
FAT PROFESSOR
Thatβs why Fifi visits Homer.
THIN PROFESSOR
Has Professor Greer married?
HOMER
He was single the last time I saw him. I hope he has married a beautiful girl as
scientists are boring.
FAT PROFESSOR
Women want everything.
THIN PROFESSOR
. Youβre right. Science has been my only love up to now.
HOMER
I wish I felt like that. Iβm a frustrated scientist.
THIN PROFESSOR
Even though this has been a good meeting, I have to go on studying the angels by the
sea side.
He takes an electronic microscope out of his bag and a small box with beautiful decorations.
THIN PROFESOR
I have the needle touched by baby Jesusβ nappies. You must kneel down on the floor
and pray before I start my research.
They all kneel as the professor places the needle under the microscope. Then they all stand up.
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EXT.LUXURIOUS YACHT- EVENING
FAT PROFESSOR
Do you know of my colleagueβs work?
HOMER
I have heard about it. He canβt do anything else because of his job.
FAT PROFESSOR
This man is the greatest genius of all time.
The professor worked for many years to get to his goal. He canβt even talk now.
FAT PROFESSOR
Heβs breastfed during a discussion with his colleagues, and then he dirties his
nappy.
HOMER
I wonder where the bottle is. Professor Irwin must have drunk too much of the
potion. If he had tested the formula properly, he would have made a fortune.
THIN PROFESSOR
Weβll have to wait until the child talks.
FAT PROFESSOR
Will he remember anything?
HOMER
Heβll collect balls and buy chewing gum.
FAT PROFESSOR
What a waste of time.
HOMER
Think of all the money he could have made.
CUT TO
EXT. LUXURIOUS YACHT- EVENING
A sailor appears with a message in a tray. Homer gives instructions to the sailors, after reading it.
HOMER
A helicopter will bring Professor Greer, his wife and Fifi.
THIN PROFESSOR
I like sexy Fifi. Is she bringing the general?
HOMER
Heβs busy with a coup at the moment.
THIN PROFESSOR
That man only thinks in revolutions.
FAT PROFESSOR
Thatβs why Fifi visits Homer.
THIN PROFESSOR
Has Professor Greer married?
HOMER
He was single the last time I saw him. I hope he has married a beautiful girl as
scientists are boring.
FAT PROFESSOR
Women want everything.
THIN PROFESSOR
. Youβre right. Science has been my only love up to now.
HOMER
I wish I felt like that. Iβm a frustrated scientist.
THIN PROFESSOR
Even though this has been a good meeting, I have to go on studying the angels by the
sea side.
He takes an electronic microscope out of his bag and a small box with beautiful decorations.
THIN PROFESOR
I have the needle touched by baby Jesusβ nappies. You must kneel down on the floor
and pray before I start my research.
They all kneel as the professor places the needle under the microscope. Then they all stand up.
CUT TO
EXT.LUXURIOUS YACHT- EVENING
FAT PROFESSOR
Do you know of my colleagueβs work?
HOMER
I have heard about it. He canβt do anything else because of his job.
FAT PROFESSOR
This man is the greatest genius of all time.
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