Siete minutos by Ismael Camacho Arango (most read books of all time txt) π
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Siete minutos is a book about life in Latin America, when everything gets disrupted by wars and revolutions, but then a man emerges ready to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
After his humble beginnings, Homer wants to have some money. Then he becomes very rich as the sun explodes, killing humankind and bringing apocalypse to his soul.
The book has a humoristic look on life. We see the corruption and intrigue existing in Latin American governments then and now, as Homer takes advantage of society to conquer the world.
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FAT PROFESSOR
Who was the chess champion in 1926?
CHUCHO
Jose Raul Casablanca.
HOMER
Who won the boxing championship in the same year?
CHUCHO
Jack Dempsey.
EVERYBODY
AHHHHHHHH!
FERNY
Tell me who won the Derby at Epsom in 1956?
CHUCHO
Lavandin.
PROFESSOR GREER
What is the square and cubic root of 1.085?
CHUCHO
The square root is 32.94, and the cubic root is 10.28.
FERNY
What is the highest mountain in the world?
CHUCHO
Mount Everest. It is 8.848 meters high.
FERNEY
How tiring!
PROFESSOR GREER
You donβt have a sailor here, but a calculator.
FAT PROFESSOR
Heβs marvellous.
THIN PROFESSOR
He should be in the Academy of Science.
HOMER
Thank you very much, Chucho. You can go now.
Chucho bows.
CHUCHO
Yes, Sir.
Chucho leaves the scene.
HOMER
What do you think about him?
EVERYBODY
Heβs a genius.
THIN PROFESSOR
Where did you find such a brain?
FAT PROFESSOR
He should be the director of the Academy of science.
FERNY
Heβs as intelligent as heβs ugly.
FIFI
He has sex appeal.
THIN PROFESSOR
He could be from anywhere in the world.
PROFESSOR GREER
I canβt believe heβs so intelligent.
FERNY
They say ugly men are very clever. It must have a limit.
Who was the chess champion in 1926?
CHUCHO
Jose Raul Casablanca.
HOMER
Who won the boxing championship in the same year?
CHUCHO
Jack Dempsey.
EVERYBODY
AHHHHHHHH!
FERNY
Tell me who won the Derby at Epsom in 1956?
CHUCHO
Lavandin.
PROFESSOR GREER
What is the square and cubic root of 1.085?
CHUCHO
The square root is 32.94, and the cubic root is 10.28.
FERNY
What is the highest mountain in the world?
CHUCHO
Mount Everest. It is 8.848 meters high.
FERNEY
How tiring!
PROFESSOR GREER
You donβt have a sailor here, but a calculator.
FAT PROFESSOR
Heβs marvellous.
THIN PROFESSOR
He should be in the Academy of Science.
HOMER
Thank you very much, Chucho. You can go now.
Chucho bows.
CHUCHO
Yes, Sir.
Chucho leaves the scene.
HOMER
What do you think about him?
EVERYBODY
Heβs a genius.
THIN PROFESSOR
Where did you find such a brain?
FAT PROFESSOR
He should be the director of the Academy of science.
FERNY
Heβs as intelligent as heβs ugly.
FIFI
He has sex appeal.
THIN PROFESSOR
He could be from anywhere in the world.
PROFESSOR GREER
I canβt believe heβs so intelligent.
FERNY
They say ugly men are very clever. It must have a limit.
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