Till death depart by Devin Bowers (philippa perry book .TXT) 📕

Once upon a time there was a rabbit his name was Pete now you see Pete was not a normal rabbit he liked to to explore and not be afraid until...one day his adventure became a little dangerous now he was walking the streets of holywood Pete always wondered what it would be like to live in Hollywood so he decided to crash a house and live the good live until he walked into a cattle accident it was the house of ...Rebecca black doing here song Friday his little rabbit ears couldn't betray it much longer he ran into the kitchen stuck his tail in the disposal turned it on and died

There was a boy named James and he liked to eat pie and watch tv until that one dredded day were he sat on the remote oh no he yield out for at last when he sat on it it had changed the channel to... The shopping network the most hated network of all time nobody could watch it he tried to change the channel by getting the remote but atlast he was to fat from eating all of those pies and not enough exercise he wasted forced to watch the shopping network but after 3sec he could not bare it any longer he ate one last pie and then exploded.

the next day the cops found his body and seeing what channel was on the tv there was already the aw set to his death but for the cops they ended up staying in the room to long they were forced to look at the tv for the 3sec and they pulled out there guns and shot them selves in the heart. And that fatil day someone relized that the shopping network had to be destroyed...blah blah blah yada yada yada he goes places meets people kills network yeah sory got ago gota meeting see ya.

Mira was a little girl that loved to play outside one day she decided to make a fort out of some twigs from her magical forest as she walked around a bit she heard a noise but she ignored it then it got louder she thought it was just some flies so she ignored to but then it got really loud and she turned around to only see... A giant swarm of locust swarming her then picking at her reaching inside of here eating out her littoral heart she was dead in seconds. The parents were devastated that there Little pumpkin was gone but in time they got over it and lived the rest of there lives researching Locust repelent only to realize that there already was a repellent and after relizing that there was a repellant they went into the woods and dived into the nest of the locust and we're eaten alive just like there daughter.

Publication Date: 10-10-2013

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