Checklist by Laurie Salem (best e reader for academics .txt) 📕

Wake up. Brush teeth. Read paper. Toast bagel. Take call from ringing cell phone. Argue with Father. Slam phone down. Curse wildly at large plant. Re- toast bagel. Drink orange juice. Clean gun. Get dressed. Catch subway to Downtown Café. Sit in booth behind Frederick Reitzel. Eat overcooked pasta. Take sip of overpriced champagne. Adjust gun in pocket. Pay for unsatisfying meal. Follow Mr. Reitzel onto street. Follow Mr. Reitzel to car parked in garage. Press gun to Mr. Reitzel’s head. Pull trigger. Steer clear of spraying brain matter. Place gun back in pocket. Walk away. Whistle. Head back home.

Publication Date: 08-28-2010

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