The $30,000 Bequest by Mark Twain (best e reader for manga TXT) 📕

was beautiful.

MONDAY NOON.—If there is anything on the planet that she is not

interested in it is not in my list. There are animals that I am

indifferent to, but it is not so with her. She has no discrimination,

she takes to all of them, she thinks they are all treasures,

every new one is welcome.

When the mighty brontosaurus came striding into camp, she regarded

it as an acquisition, I considered it a calamity; that is a good

sample of the lack of harmony that prevails in our views of things.

She wanted to domesticate it, I wanted to make it a present of the

homestead and move out. She believed it could be tamed by kind

treatment and would be a good pet; I said a pet twenty-one feet

high and eighty-four feet long would be no proper thing to have

about the place, because, even with the best intentions and without

meaning any harm, it could sit down on the house and mash it,

for any one could see by the look of its eye that it was absent-minded.

Still, her heart was set upon having that monster, and she

couldn’t give it up. She thought we could start a dairy with it,

and wanted me to help milk it; but I wouldn’t; it was too risky.

The sex wasn’t right, and we hadn’t any ladder anyway. Then she

wanted to ride it, and look at the scenery. Thirty or forty feet

of its tail was lying on the ground, like a fallen tree, and she

thought she could climb it, but she was mistaken; when she got

to the steep place it was too slick and down she came, and would

have hurt herself but for me.

Was she satisfied now? No. Nothing ever satisfies her but demonstration;

untested theories are not in her line, and she won’t have them.

It is the right spirit, I concede it; it attracts me; I feel the

influence of it; if I were with her more I think I should take it

up myself. Well, she had one theory remaining about this colossus:

she thought that if we could tame it and make him friendly we could

stand in the river and use him for a bridge. It turned out that he

was already plenty tame enough—at least as far as she was concerned—

so she tried her theory, but it failed: every time she got him

properly placed in the river and went ashore to cross over him,

he came out and followed her around like a pet mountain. Like the

other animals. They all do that.

FRIDAY.—Tuesday—Wednesday—Thursday—and today: all without

seeing him. It is a long time to be alone; still, it is better

to be alone than unwelcome.

I HAD to have company—I was made for it, I think—so I made

friends with the animals. They are just charming, and they have

the kindest disposition and the politest ways; they never look sour,

they never let you feel that you are intruding, they smile at you

and wag their tail, if they’ve got one, and they are always ready

for a romp or an excursion or anything you want to propose.

I think they are perfect gentlemen. All these days we have had such

good times, and it hasn’t been lonesome for me, ever. Lonesome! No,

I should say not. Why, there’s always a swarm of them around—

sometimes as much as four or five acres—you can’t count them;

and when you stand on a rock in the midst and look out over the

furry expanse it is so mottled and splashed and gay with color

and frisking sheen and sun-flash, and so rippled with stripes,

that you might think it was a lake, only you know it isn’t;

and there’s storms of sociable birds, and hurricanes of whirring wings;

and when the sun strikes all that feathery commotion, you have a blazing

up of all the colors you can think of, enough to put your eyes out.

We have made long excursions, and I have seen a great deal of the world;

almost all of it, I think; and so I am the first traveler,

and the only one. When we are on the march, it is an imposing sight—

there’s nothing like it anywhere. For comfort I ride a tiger

or a leopard, because it is soft and has a round back that fits me,

and because they are such pretty animals; but for long distance

or for scenery I ride the elephant. He hoists me up with his trunk,

but I can get off myself; when we are ready to camp, he sits and I

slide down the back way.

The birds and animals are all friendly to each other, and there

are no disputes about anything. They all talk, and they all talk

to me, but it must be a foreign language, for I cannot make out

a word they say; yet they often understand me when I talk back,

particularly the dog and the elephant. It makes me ashamed.

It shows that they are brighter than I am, for I want to be the

principal Experiment myself—and I intend to be, too.

I have learned a number of things, and am educated, now, but I

wasn’t at first. I was ignorant at first. At first it used to vex

me because, with all my watching, I was never smart enough to be

around when the water was running uphill; but now I do not mind it.

I have experimented and experimented until now I know it never

does run uphill, except in the dark. I know it does in the dark,

because the pool never goes dry, which it would, of course,

if the water didn’t come back in the night. It is best to prove

things by actual experiment; then you KNOW; whereas if you depend

on guessing and supposing and conjecturing, you never get educated.

Some things you CAN’T find out; but you will never know you can’t

by guessing and supposing: no, you have to be patient and go on

experimenting until you find out that you can’t find out. And it is

delightful to have it that way, it makes the world so interesting.

If there wasn’t anything to find out, it would be dull. Even trying

to find out and not finding out is just as interesting as trying

to find out and finding out, and I don’t know but more so.

The secret of the water was a treasure until I GOT it; then the

excitement all went away, and I recognized a sense of loss.

By experiment I know that wood swims, and dry leaves, and feathers,

and plenty of other things; therefore by all that cumulative evidence

you know that a rock will swim; but you have to put up with simply

knowing it, for there isn’t any way to prove it—up to now.

But I shall find a way—then THAT excitement will go. Such things

make me sad; because by and by when I have found out everything

there won’t be any more excitements, and I do love excitements so!

The other night I couldn’t sleep for thinking about it.

At first I couldn’t make out what I was made for, but now I think it

was to search out the secrets of this wonderful world and be happy

and thank the Giver of it all for devising it. I think there are many

things to learn yet—I hope so; and by economizing and not hurrying

too fast I think they will last weeks and weeks. I hope so. When you

cast up a feather it sails away on the air and goes out of sight;

then you throw up a clod and it doesn’t. It comes down, every time.

I have tried it and tried it, and it is always so. I wonder why

it is? Of course it DOESN’T come down, but why should it SEEM to?

I suppose it is an optical illusion. I mean, one of them is.

I don’t know which one. It may be the feather, it may be the clod;

I can’t prove which it is, I can only demonstrate that one or the other

is a fake, and let a person take his choice.

By watching, I know that the stars are not going to last.

I have seen some of the best ones melt and run down the sky.

Since one can melt, they can all melt; since they can all melt,

they can all melt the same night. That sorrow will come—I know it.

I mean to sit up every night and look at them as long as I can

keep awake; and I will impress those sparkling fields on my memory,

so that by and by when they are taken away I can by my fancy restore

those lovely myriads to the black sky and make them sparkle again,

and double them by the blur of my tears.

After the Fall

When I look back, the Garden is a dream to me. It was beautiful,

surpassingly beautiful, enchantingly beautiful; and now it is lost,

and I shall not see it any more.

The Garden is lost, but I have found HIM, and am content.

He loves me as well as he can; I love him with all the strength

of my passionate nature, and this, I think, is proper to my youth

and sex. If I ask myself why I love him, I find I do not know,

and do not really much care to know; so I suppose that this kind

of love is not a product of reasoning and statistics, like one’s

love for other reptiles and animals. I think that this must be so.

I love certain birds because of their song; but I do not love Adam

on account of his singing—no, it is not that; the more he sings

the more I do not get reconciled to it. Yet I ask him to sing,

because I wish to learn to like everything he is interested in.

I am sure I can learn, because at first I could not stand it,

but now I can. It sours the milk, but it doesn’t matter; I can get

used to that kind of milk.

It is not on account of his brightness that I love him—no, it is

not that. He is not to blame for his brightness, such as it is,

for he did not make it himself; he is as God make him, and that

is sufficient. There was a wise purpose in it, THAT I know.

In time it will develop, though I think it will not be sudden;

and besides, there is no hurry; he is well enough just as he is.

It is not on account of his gracious and considerate ways and

his delicacy that I love him. No, he has lacks in this regard,

but he is well enough just so, and is improving.

It is not on account of his industry that I love him—no, it is

not that. I think he has it in him, and I do not know why he

conceals it from me. It is my only pain. Otherwise he is frank

and open with me, now. I am sure he keeps nothing from me but this.

It grieves me that he should have a secret from me, and sometimes it

spoils my sleep, thinking of it, but I will put it out of my mind;

it shall not trouble my happiness, which is otherwise full

to overflowing.

It is not on account of his education that I love him—no, it is

not that. He is self-educated, and does really know a