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World famous teenage rockstar Rocky Nelson has just been kidnapped by two girls who really don't know what they're doing, while his brothers hire an idiot detective to track him down. Escaping should be easy, except for the tiny fact that he may or may not have developed a whacko sort of Stockholm Syndrome on Maya, the "leader", and the fact that gang members keep popping up and trying to kidnap him from his kidnappers. Just why would a twenty-year-old young woman abduct a rockstar?
A Search For Donald Cottee is a novel about individualism. Itβs also a parody of Don Quixote, reinterpreting the Donβs quest in contemporary terms and also using several of the scenes from Cervantesβs tome. Donkey and his wife, Poncho Suzie, have retired to Benidorm on SpainΒ΄s Costa Blanca. Don has left behind his incessant self-education and Suzie has turned the corner of her illness. Their new life is parked on the salubrious La Manga campsite and from there they pursue their ambition of
There's trouble in paradise when a vicious hurricane sweeps over the 18th century Caribbean island of San Felipe and sweet, virtuous Chantilly St. John is the answer. However, before the good people could toss the young virgin into the volcano to appease the native gods and save them all, pirates descend and whisk her away. Now the only thing standing between the citizens of San Felipe and impending doom is the dashing but reclusive pirate Vaughn Seabrooke? In this parody of the romance genre,
Emily Hail did not believe in fairy tale, love, or happy endings. She believed she was fated to spend the rest of her life as a servant girl for a noble family. That is until she stumbles upon another world. However, this new land is under the tyranny of the Zonova family. Emily joins a group of Nobles who are plotting against the corrupt government. Moreover, Emily happens to be the cataclysm they are in need of.
The Cross-Eyed Cricket may not be in any travel guides but to the chosen few that know about this little dive, it's their home away from home. We look in on the place as they prepare for an "End of the World" party on December 21, 2012. In the same fashion as hurricane parties, the patrons are just looking for an escape from the mundane. Join them and see what they discover.
World famous teenage rockstar Rocky Nelson has just been kidnapped by two girls who really don't know what they're doing, while his brothers hire an idiot detective to track him down. Escaping should be easy, except for the tiny fact that he may or may not have developed a whacko sort of Stockholm Syndrome on Maya, the "leader", and the fact that gang members keep popping up and trying to kidnap him from his kidnappers. Just why would a twenty-year-old young woman abduct a rockstar?
A Search For Donald Cottee is a novel about individualism. Itβs also a parody of Don Quixote, reinterpreting the Donβs quest in contemporary terms and also using several of the scenes from Cervantesβs tome. Donkey and his wife, Poncho Suzie, have retired to Benidorm on SpainΒ΄s Costa Blanca. Don has left behind his incessant self-education and Suzie has turned the corner of her illness. Their new life is parked on the salubrious La Manga campsite and from there they pursue their ambition of
There's trouble in paradise when a vicious hurricane sweeps over the 18th century Caribbean island of San Felipe and sweet, virtuous Chantilly St. John is the answer. However, before the good people could toss the young virgin into the volcano to appease the native gods and save them all, pirates descend and whisk her away. Now the only thing standing between the citizens of San Felipe and impending doom is the dashing but reclusive pirate Vaughn Seabrooke? In this parody of the romance genre,
Emily Hail did not believe in fairy tale, love, or happy endings. She believed she was fated to spend the rest of her life as a servant girl for a noble family. That is until she stumbles upon another world. However, this new land is under the tyranny of the Zonova family. Emily joins a group of Nobles who are plotting against the corrupt government. Moreover, Emily happens to be the cataclysm they are in need of.
The Cross-Eyed Cricket may not be in any travel guides but to the chosen few that know about this little dive, it's their home away from home. We look in on the place as they prepare for an "End of the World" party on December 21, 2012. In the same fashion as hurricane parties, the patrons are just looking for an escape from the mundane. Join them and see what they discover.