Books author - "J.C. Clinger"
Meet Mr. Oodigly. He is just an average person, but he is paranoid about everything. There is always a killer outside his house, his dog is getting abducted by aliens or there is bigfoot raiding his garden. But when he does see someone move into a house across the street, he gets suspicious about him. Why? Because Mr. Oodigly sees him selling a white powder. Mr. Oodigly realizes it is cocaine! He calls the police and tells them that there is a cocaine dealer across the street. They just laugh
Meet Mr. Oodigly. He is just an average person, but he is paranoid about everything. There is always a killer outside his house, his dog is getting abducted by aliens or there is bigfoot raiding his garden. But when he does see someone move into a house across the street, he gets suspicious about him. Why? Because Mr. Oodigly sees him selling a white powder. Mr. Oodigly realizes it is cocaine! He calls the police and tells them that there is a cocaine dealer across the street. They just laugh