Books author - "Peter Barns"
Burnt Toast is a collection of thirteen comic poems and a light hearted look at life in 2013. If you've ever burnt your toast at breakfast, you'll like these poems.
Tales From The Cottage is a collection of Flash Fiction written in 2012. The eighteen stories range in style from the macabre to the heart-rending. You'll never look at a robin, or a bat, in quiet the same light again, and for certain, you'll check your facts before jumping from your office window. This collection is the perfect companion with which to curl up in front of a log fire.
After reading a few quotes from famous people posted on Twitter, I decided to create and post some of my own. Unlike the other quotes, which were mainly serious or witty, my quotes tended to be silly and humorous, and were posted as #Twittclass items. Reading through these posts sparked some ideas for nonsense verse and so this book was born. As the poems are short, Twittclass makes the ideal companion for those moments on the toilet when you have little else to do but stare at the wall
Hobart is a pugnacious, yet lovable rogue, who manipulates his long suffering nephew into numerous tricky situations; including, hunting an ostrich with a smelly sock, visiting France in a home made balloon, exploding the farm's best cow, and shooting the world's only homing pig. Hobart is the kind of man that you like to meet, but can't wait to walk away from. His home made philosophy is: βEverything's okay, so long as there's plenty 'o beer ter be drunk.β Recently, widowed, Hobart is on the
Tears is a collection of fourteen micropoems that have been paired with images taken from the Internet. The more recent popularity of βmicropoetryβ to describe poems of 140 characters in length or shorter appears to stem from a separate coinage, as a portmanteau of βmicrobloggingβ and βpoetryβ in a notice on Identica on January 23, 2009, announcing the formation of a group for fans of poetry on that microblogging service.
during the past thirty odd years with my love partner ive often pondered the meaning of love is it just electro chemical connections in the brain is loving a sibling more satisfying than loving a pet can loving a parent be the same as loving a spouse is love really more powerful than superman is love of a good wine comparable with the love of a good view will love really conquer all does love taste as nice as chocolate can love overcome hate just what the hell is love anyway im still as
Burnt Toast is a collection of thirteen comic poems and a light hearted look at life in 2013. If you've ever burnt your toast at breakfast, you'll like these poems.
Tales From The Cottage is a collection of Flash Fiction written in 2012. The eighteen stories range in style from the macabre to the heart-rending. You'll never look at a robin, or a bat, in quiet the same light again, and for certain, you'll check your facts before jumping from your office window. This collection is the perfect companion with which to curl up in front of a log fire.
After reading a few quotes from famous people posted on Twitter, I decided to create and post some of my own. Unlike the other quotes, which were mainly serious or witty, my quotes tended to be silly and humorous, and were posted as #Twittclass items. Reading through these posts sparked some ideas for nonsense verse and so this book was born. As the poems are short, Twittclass makes the ideal companion for those moments on the toilet when you have little else to do but stare at the wall
Hobart is a pugnacious, yet lovable rogue, who manipulates his long suffering nephew into numerous tricky situations; including, hunting an ostrich with a smelly sock, visiting France in a home made balloon, exploding the farm's best cow, and shooting the world's only homing pig. Hobart is the kind of man that you like to meet, but can't wait to walk away from. His home made philosophy is: βEverything's okay, so long as there's plenty 'o beer ter be drunk.β Recently, widowed, Hobart is on the
Tears is a collection of fourteen micropoems that have been paired with images taken from the Internet. The more recent popularity of βmicropoetryβ to describe poems of 140 characters in length or shorter appears to stem from a separate coinage, as a portmanteau of βmicrobloggingβ and βpoetryβ in a notice on Identica on January 23, 2009, announcing the formation of a group for fans of poetry on that microblogging service.
during the past thirty odd years with my love partner ive often pondered the meaning of love is it just electro chemical connections in the brain is loving a sibling more satisfying than loving a pet can loving a parent be the same as loving a spouse is love really more powerful than superman is love of a good wine comparable with the love of a good view will love really conquer all does love taste as nice as chocolate can love overcome hate just what the hell is love anyway im still as