Books author - "happyloser"

There once was a wizard, who had a wife, Von Witchy. She was pure evil.

I think of short stories, very dumb, I can eat a sandwich, when I humm! .

In the other chapters, a girl with no name is tortured by her parents, or step-parents, as she thinks they are. She decided that the best way to go is to commit suicide. This is just a boring first chapter.

"Three, two, one!" And the evil soldiers attacked their enemies, the Good.

Three sisters have a nap. They sleep on a large map.