My Life As A Teenage Zombie by Kimberly G. Borders (free ebook reader for iphone txt) 📕

PROLOGUE The first symptoms are the worst, you know like bleeding, coughing, and no not like from a small paper cut. The bleeding is from things like a Huge nose bleed, or coughing up blood, or from your mouth, or eyes, things like those. Symptoms? Of What?, you may ask, symptoms of becoming a flesh eating zombie, worm burger, devils spawn or what i call, my future self.

Yep. You heard right, my future self! Now, back to my "present self", Jeremy Wilkes, hey, you know what? Life just isn't fair! Well, especially for me.This "epidemic" all started with some blonde bimbo whom had what i call a wimpy nose bleed.Life is the way it is but for me it's about half eayen off faces, nubs for faces, and decomposing green body flesh. Well, get ready because you're bout to get sucked into my life as a teenage zombie!!


CHAPTER 1
CHAPTER 1


"Coming mom!" I yelled, this was the third time she called me and by this time I knew ho to answer back.

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Publication Date: 04-21-2011

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Dedication:
To all of my non-zombie friends!