MY HATCH POCKET JOURNAL by BILLY COY (affordable ebook reader .txt) 📕

say that there is no hope or no downfall. Everything in life has a start and an end. But if


you rely wholly on earthly things, just keep in mind that your life is as meaningless as everything that is here (on earth); it all passes away someday; Babylon was a great city too, always remember that…

What makes you think God doesn’t exist? How come you want to be as successful or as happy as you want to be and you believe in it overwhelmingly, yet you haven’t reached there yet? When you think about it critically you will find out that just like those thoughts in your mind that haven’t yet come to pass, but will if you stay believing as long as you live, God is invisible now, but belief will make you see him someday. You have seen or heard about a lot of mega successful people telling the world that what they have today started as a stupid thought in their mind or as something they always thought and believed they will achieve someday and it all finally came to pass because they never quit.

Quitting from something that feels good and won’t hurt you if you stuck on it for long enough is the most irritating thing you can ever do. Take for example putting all your trust in Jesus, just because you don’t see him doesn’t mean he is not there or that he doesn’t exist. Who of us is born with anything in this world, apart from a naked body with God created gargets on it, if you know what I mean? If you don’t know what I mean, it is okay neither do I know everything in the world. So what are you talking about that you don’t believe in what you don’t see! If years later after your birth you become so talented, famous or prosperous, who would have thought at your birth that you would be all that, or in the twist of events, become the stupidest animal ever lived when you go and try to rob a police station, and worst of, in broad day light, because as far as I know, the best thieves rob in the night.

I once knew of this guy who was walking home one night; as he walked, he came across an old woman who beat him up terribly (he got a black eye and busted lip) but he managed to escape because she was


definitely old; but I still wonder up to this day how she managed to beat him up that terribly. But I was told that it was her looks that really beat him; she looked so old and scary than a scarecrow, and it being night time, and her being old and walking slow, when the guy looked into her face, he left no stone unturned; he ran in every corner of the city trying to find a way out, that’s how he ended up banging his face into an electric pole and biting his low-lip. He let fear guide him.

Anyway, that was not the end of the story; the old woman had also through fear and panic started running after the guy; the more he ran, the faster she got too. When he was tired of running, he just stopped at once and collapsed. He lost his consciousness. When she caught up with him, she out the blue reached for his pants and undresses him butt- naked. Before I knew why she had done that, my sources told me that she had been married at a tender age of twelve and had sex while still a virgin. But I didn’t ask them from which part of the world she was from, where they allowed twelve year olds to get married because I knew the answer. I was further told that because of that she was so traumatized that she never married again fifty years later when her husband died of a heart attack while having sex with her; I can’t call it love making because from when she got married to him at twelve she had never fallen in love with him till he died fifty years later. And so, all through their fifty years of marriage they never made love but only had sex, though the guy was in love with her. I forgot to mention, the guy was only one year older than her. But I would argue she was still defiled buy this boy, he was a teenager for crying out loud, and she was just starting to develop permanent teeth from milk teeth.

Okay, later I discovered that the old woman had undressed the guy butt-naked when she caught up with him because she thought he was dying and he therefore needed more fresh air to revive him. But when he regained his conscious and the old lady was staring mesmerizingly at his turned on pipi, instigated by what, I was never informed, but this


threw an alarm to the guy who further ran away from the old woman, and who further ran after him too. And this time she was at least after something and he knew it. Anyway, to cut the wrong story short, when this guy managed to climb over a wall where he was finally free from the old woman, because she could not climb over the wall; the old woman waited patiently outside the wall, and just a few minutes later the guy was climbing over the wall back to her because he had got into a restricted area with tough dogs at watch, and he now, unfortunately, had half of his pipi still on his body, and the other half left with the dogs to fight for to see who would eat the biggest part or the whole of it. Anyway, the old lady saved the guy’s life. He took him fast to hospital before he lost a lot of blood, and she also donated him her late husband’s half of his pipi. She had preserved it scientifically. Her husband had not really died of a heart attack as was claimed, she had bit off half of his pipi while they had sex and he bled to death and it was kept a secret by both the woman and man’s family, in fear of shame and ridicule.

After the young man recovered, he and the old lady fell in love and never had children though. I was told by my reliable sources that although this old woman had not loved her late husband, she had always enjoyed sex with him, and that’s why she had endured fifty years of marriage with a man she never fell in love with; but on the other hand, she could not let him die with what she loved most on him when she had got tired of him and had decided to get rid of him for good. Lucky young man; fate really has its queer ways of turning up in our lives.

Trust Jesus, make him your one and only savior and he will make you free and take you places you have never dreamt of getting to. Wealth, fame, beauty and many other life’s treasures are just things, yet your body is the temple of the lord, guard it well and be happy.


Fattening/slimming is all bad


Eating is fun but who said everything is edible, even some edible things are dangerous when eaten. If you think I am just kidding, ask somebody who has a strong appetite for fatty foods or just food. I bet you won’t even have to ask them when you get your eyes on their over-weight bodies. At that point, please don’t go ahead asking them what fatty foods or a strong appetite for food can do, it’s already in your eyes silly. You can see that they are so bulky to be carried on your back, then why do you have to hurt their feelings by asking funny but true questions. All you can do is to be kind to them; give them an address of the best gym you know, maybe next time you meet they will be thinner than you, or still, when you come across them fat, you can just pass by them and holler, like: “Hey, you really got a healthy body right there,” at least that will make them smile because that’s what probably the rest of society tells them; and I tell you, most people around the world have a wrong perception about fat people: they think that being fat means being healthy. You got it all wrong pal, if that were the case, fat people wouldn’t have a lot of healthy and social problems, for instance, in some communities fat people are mocked and given nicknames like, big momma, fat ass, fat jerk, fat bull and many other derogatory remarks. And about healthy issues, fat people are at a higher risk of catching heart disease, back pains, leg pains and psychological discomfort and so on and so on… I am not a medical doctor or qualified in any of that stuff, so I will leave it to that.

On the other hand, slimming yourself as though you lost your sense to Hollywood beauties and catwalk models, I tell, and you can trust me as you trust yourself, it is stupid and mad. Why should you go through throwing up all the time because you want to please the public? Less


not get carried away by all that the world has to offer to us, and at least try to find the truth within us because each one of us has a brain of their own. You’re better off the way you are, but if you get or have a problem with the way you are, you certainly need counseling, and that also requires for you to get a right counselor, psychiatrist, medical doctor or an evangelist. First do research about the person you’re taking your personal problems to and make sure they’re the right people to see, because, I bet you, some of those professionals are sick and really need help too. Most of us have heard of professionals who have turned psycho in their own fields, thus doing queer things like murder, rape, kidnap and all inhuman stuff you can think about.

I would say that if you go to see a psychological therapist about your overweight or slimness and you find that they are no different from your appearance either, I think you should run for your life. I just think you can’t get any better while being treated by a fat fellow when you’re also fat and vice versa; I think you will always see a reflection of your problem or one bigger and you might never get better but worse. All I am trying to say is that we should always first remove the dirt in our eyes before we can go for others’ eyes, in other words, mind your imperfections first before you see imperfection in others. And so, there is no way a smoking parent will tell his or her growing up children not to smoke because the children would have learnt from the best, and that is you their parent, so how do you expect them to be