Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) by DeYtH Banger (best ebook reader for pc .txt) 📕

I like myself?
No
Am I white?
Yes
Am I sociopath?
No
Am I psychopath
No


LIFE IS GAME OF VARIATIONS... YOU NEVER KNOW WHO IS GOING TO GET THE WEED JOINT… YOU JUST NEVER KNOW

God has a way with joking… he fucks you over… by massive overall stuff… "Disease"… "Horrific News", "Horrible Ideas"…., "Horrible News"… "Bad News"… "Dead Cadavers"… "Dead Bodies"… I am screw up which just lowers the suicide rate and total "Snap" rate by -1%.


I AM DAMN GOOD WITH MATH AND I AM NOT EGOISTIC EGOMANIAC . AM NOT Narcissistic… I AM JUST TESTING THE GROUND… BY CREATING DOUBT


With my version is over… soon… on placebo and drugs… after few days… constant of suicide… Brain injury by scale of 10… by Vision… Invisible…


EVERYTHING IS ABOUT THE WAY YOU DO IT AND WHICH CURTAI S YOU REVEAL WHILE YOU ARE OUTSIDE


Constant judgement..  that's what this snoop BITCHES need. Comedy: Doing 'Omething

 by DeYtH Banger


What all people hear and there have in common?



ALL THIS FUCKERS... SUCKERS... WHINNY WANKER BITCHES... WANT TO DO SOMETHING IN LIFE


Relatives... sense of loneliness... sense of less closure that's when this fucking leeches start fucking around with the happy people so here is what happens.



A part of them become serial, mass - killers, murders... and the other part people anti-social, less social... not social... depressed... stressed... and now this


BUCKET OF FUCKERS WANT SCREW UP OTHER PEOPLE LIFES...
THIS DUDES HAD SCREW UP LIFE... LET'S RUIN AND THE HAPPY PEOPLE LIFES...


Where is God?

What type of "Will" is this... to apply self-destruction, un-worthy behavior... anxiety, depression and stress... is this way of God saying


- "You have 100 years stay here "-" or "+" few more or less... so to keep you alive and keep on you on track..." - "I am going to put you in torture so to have something to do..."

- Then it happens something like... 
Male chooses to have sex with male
and Female chooses to have intercourse with female... and god's way fucking all this fuckers is saying

"Don't come here... you fucking sinners..."

- God is rude... evil... full of destruction... a guy who is ignorant of his damn fucking behavior
and this here is not religion... but massive manipulation....






RESET FUCKER
PASTORED... FUCKERS... THINKING THAT LIFE ONE DAY WILL BE GREAT BY RUINING FEW THOUSAND LIFES....




Let's this humans be fucked once and for all by introducing the new "genre" in "Sex"
...

"Shemales..."


 - Oh god... oh god... God for sure has a bad way of joking.... his jokes... don't worth a peny if you ask me.

Comedy: Me (1)

 By DeYtH Banger

I am not selfish or ego-centered person… I am just me … no extended or premium versions on the table.


I MEAN… HONEST… RUDE… WITTY..  ARRROGANT

When my mom starts to fuck me over … I tell her

"So here is the thing bitch… duck… clean up your mouth and hands… remove my jeans… then pants and start doing it… IT'S TIME TO PAY WHORE!"


IT'S KINDA IRONY I KNOW PLENY STUFF ABOUT THE WORLD… SCIENCE… FICTION.. . HORROR



SO HERE IS THE PUNISHMENT YOU SLUT…
BEND ON YOUR KNEES PRAT FOR THE COCK TO GROW BIGGER AND BIGGER AND ONCE THAT HAPPEN SUCK THE WHOLE SHIT OUT.


YOU PARALYZED FUCK
CRIPPLE FUCK
…






Just tell me… no more or less shouting as for now… I just want to hear you story of how your father molested you… How your classmates were screw up kids.


And least… but not last


Tell me about your lower class behavior…

The cycle of guilt => shame
                       {                     }
                                 =>  Blame
=> Addictions; => Bad Habbits and the sum up
= Suicide..  paranoia and death


ALL THIS SHIFT IS AWESOME… I CAN COME AND JOIN YOU AT YOUR FUNERAL PARTY…


So here is how fucked up are we:

- We Eat wine and Bread which is symbol of Blood and Flesh Of Jesus
- We Go to a special room with name "Bathroom"… and ones doors fully closed we put down jeans… trousers…. Pants and yellow thing comes out of the place from which babies come aka women…  sperm comes aka kids… aka male…

Both places are for pleasure and God's way of joking is making us remove close on auto-mode and start the yellow stuff!

- We celebrate our Birthdays (The days in which we are born)

- And now FUNERAL PARTY  (Content: Dead Body… Worry and Sad People (Relatives, friends, collegues)… and of course food)

SO YOU SHITTY GAG OUT BITCH… I AM NOT THERE BECAUSE OF YOU… I AM MORE LIKELY THERE BECAUSE OF THE FREE BONUS FOOD REWARD FOR ZERO PERCENTAGE WORK.

If you don't have good or even perfect comeback…


PRICK LIKE THAT NEEDS A SLIM THICK BASH WITH FEW BRICKS…  AS HARD AS POSSIBLE.


We are not talking about cocks and tickets for the freak show… we are talking about justice!


ISN'T THIS WHOLE SYSTEM ALL ABOUT THIS?

Changing vicious wheels with new ones… open minded fuckers slowly one by one getting different punishments… so to remember who is the boss. Slaughtering and killing innocent people…


- In the name of fun
- In the name of God
-  In the name of the devil worshippers
- In the name of religion
- In the name of greater good
…

SO SODOMISTIC SCREAM FUCKERS… THE LIST GOES ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON


You can't change the inevitable, dear folks!

Comedy: Me (2)

 By DeYtH Banger

Disease is a bother of a HAPPINESS  no lies no hyprocitical about this topic. Nothing taboo here!


IT'S FUCKED UP WHEN YOU GO WITH TOPICS WITH WHICH ALL PEOPLE GO


("A" TOPIC, "B" What's happening)

A: Hey
B: Hey; Waaazaap; Hello; Good Morning; Wow… Hey; Oh, Hey… How is your day?…

A: How are you?
B: Ugha.. Bad; Ugha… Bad… you?; Fine, How about you?; Kinda Okay;


Conversation goes like this… most people know what's going on and can't feel the gut feeling of happiness and joy…




SORRY… BUT ATLEAST I AM HONEST
I AM MEAN… AND FUCK YOU NO SORRY, NO REGRETS…

JUST CONGRATS SHITTY FUCKER!



There is nothing special about me, I am blend in fucker… A Gray Man… I am a massive observer.

I read a lot, watch a lot…



I LIKE DETAILS… I LIKE TO GO FURTHER…

I HATE PREDICTABLE CONVERSATIONS


TO GIVE OR TO CREATE REVIEWS…
ALREADY DONE A 1000000 TIMES… NOTHING IS REALLY HAPPENING…



Lee Mack predictable conversations, got it wrong!

Life by it's own magic way is trying to screw me up… giving me a vocabulary or let's label it in more formal way a dictionary why suicide is the best choice on my fucking plate.



SON OF GOD… SON OF BIATCHES HYPROCITICAL..
 UNLOGICAL… SELF-CRNTERED NARCISSISTIC FUCKERS… I AM NOT A HAPPY PERSON… IF YOU WANT TO MARRY ME… YOU ARE JUST GOING TO GET THROWN IN HELL… BY GEETING BURIED ALIVE




If my mood is making you upset… look it from here… I am going to bend you over… because that's God's proposal.


 ALL FUCKS FEEL LESS CLOSURE… LESS LIFE… LESS CONFIDENCE AND ALL SHITTY FUCKERS WANT TO SPEND TIME WITH SOMEONE

Comedy: Con Fuck

 by DeYtH Banger


Always wanting to do multiple taskes... and lower time and saving time and get done more in less time.... wanting to know more than a less time.


GOD CAME AND FUCK YOU OVER WHEN HE CREATED BRAIN...

LIKENESS AND IMAGE


Some people just don't love this argument... WHY IS THAT?... IS IT BECAUSE IT QUESTIONS STUFF WHICH GOD HAS FORBIDDEN?


....


So we are created in his image and likess... what are the chances God to be a  human... I mean look it deep down.. . this human creature... fucking animal has made a mistake... by saying something very obvious and person like me... well minded knows what this is it....



Familarity and flamebility... love and hate...



Imagine this scenario or in your case look it from here... all people go in bed, right?
...

All people... get one some kinda of soft thing with a pillow and blanket?
...

But there are different sleeping positions!






THIS IMAGE SHOULD SHOW ALL TYPES OF DIFFERENT POSITONS!





I am going to make it easy for all of us and do your work... and do mein work... become 10000 artist in one body and I am going to point out some stuff... after all that's my work... isn't it?


Most cases this fuck looks like he wants to get fuck right in the ass... we can see it... he wants his body to become one in one with one more human being... he wants to be raped...

Then it comes position of like he is mentally screw up kid who needs some medcine....
Then it comes poses of dominance and we gonna end the whole thing this guy is dead... probably!?



...

SLEEPING PATTERNS...

Is there a alive human being who wonders about this question?
Is this topic already been discuss?

...

With my humorous talent... speed think and fast talking I reach levels of human conscious... which most alive fucks can't go to....



KIDNAP

(abduct)


- Yeah, yeah... the kid needs a nap....