Jokes From BJ 1,2 and 3 (Collection) by DeYtH Banger (best ebook reader for pc .txt) 📕

IN THE NAME OF THY BETTER LIFE


Suicide is the only process in which there is a constant of massive experience of different genre of emotions… It's like dying while you are alive.



GOD'S HUMOR IS DARK AS A SHIT

Comedy: "Wow"

 by DeYtH Banger


Nothing is really real... but we are going to go somewhere... near there...


SEX IS LIKE A PREFRONTAL LOBE CORTEX


There is no reason the bother light which is stalking the shadows... far far.... far away from reality.  Sometimes complex words come other times... complicity gets me... and life is somewhere in the middle of this shit... It sounds crazy, but listen!



LISTEN DEAR FUCK, LISTEN YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH


If you are cop... leave now... leave now the fucking room... because the next step is going to be suck my cock... no far... no down... no more... nor less...  Just give a thought.... cops are like whores... like fucking whores... you shoot one.. and you gonna few extra more... one cop sucks you cock... nothing more a judge and jury and executioner... getting all the credit.


GET RESPECT... AND TRY AGAIN TO GET SOME HONOR AND DIGNITY BECAUSE MY DICK AKA MEAT PIPE... GOT FEW OF THIS FEATURES AND IF YOU DON'T HAVE IT ... YOU ARE BELOW PLENY OF LEVELS

SORRY NEWBIES!


People say that sex is great thing... it's the process of re-producing in your dictionary this means making a child....


LISTEN PRICK... LEARN MY LANGUAGE OR GOD IS GOING TO PAY  YOU A VISIT


Sex involves kissing, licking... swallowing... closure... touching.... playing.... and so more stuff... it's kinda fucked up... I can't point you the whole guide because each combination by ownself... creates few other extras and this extras get few more.... 


GOD IS A LIKE A NEEDLE IN THE ASS

People do this process... because there is pleasure... it's like jerk-off, masturbating, alcohol, drugs and all other stuff which after you get or play or do..... make you feel great and after a time guilty... It's the same and with re-producing... in the same day you thought that you are doing a favor do that world and that your genes will be passed along other generation and they won't die here... they won't be wipe out in the dust.... but in reality few days pass and you are like...

"Oh God, a kid... can I really..."

- More likely a bother of guilty and conscious





Let me explain you how I see sex... first of all a sweaty process both partners can do it up until they get sweaty... this fucking bag of lunatics thing that they can get closure... but they can't... nobody can... after all there is space between each touch and kisses and everything this shit there is little space between somewhere in distant universe you are too seperate creatures with mean features of insanity. I am not smart... nor so dumb... I get the process... the guy is with a disgusting mouth... probably hasn't seen a brush in years and the girl... probably is a desparate for cock... or let's put it in the best scenario the girl is without teeth... or even if she has teeth they are rotten and the guy is bearded fuck... his beard is yellow which is symbol of guy who likes beer... and also his mouth is smelling like for morning breakfast he has eaten corpses... 


SO FAR SO BAD... NOBODY DID REALLY SAID THAT... SO FAR IN THAT WAY


Probably he is too drunk even to recognize his desperation of not clean oh... oh and her... I kinda skip her... she is nothing more than a person who wants love from





(Corpses)

Comedy: Play-Role

 By DeYtH Banger


HERE IS DROPS OF TRUTH, YOU AIN'T GONNA LIKE IT


Simplicity is a symbol of stupid mind
Complexity is a symbol of a violent manner of mind
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I HATE BEING DUMB… BETTER TO SHOOT  MYSELF THAN PLAYING THE GAME OF BEING DUMB…


When body wants out… Mind starts to controlling it… easy as fuck… drugs, liquor, cigars and pleasure.



LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION… ISN'T IT THE PLEASURE WHICH IS HOLDING US HANDS IN HANDS IN LIFE?


Paranoia and not interested merely symptoms of ignorance...When you become ugly, fat prick you are ready for the seat of being a president.


FAT PEOPLE SYMBOL OF SICKNESS… DISEASES

What economy wants is more from the retarded fucks more cortisol, more calories. Easy to get rid of… all this fucks don't get far.

EMPLOY  COUSINS, RELATIVES, FRIENDS, BOTHERS AND SISTERS… ALL THOSE FUCKS… LET'S FUCK THE NON CONNECTED MORONS IN THE ECONOMY



Rivals, rivals… Nobody in life really gives you the best guide… I am reading PLENY books, watching plenty of TV and so far so bad.


DEPRESSION
ANTI-SOCIAL
ARTOGANT
WITTY


WHO DA FACK GIVES YOU A GUIDE OF WHAT TO DO?


What people "should do" and "shouldn't do"

- People shouldn't kill
- People should love
- People shouldn't commit crime
- People should have fun

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FOR GOD SAKE WHERE CAN I GET THE LAST VERSION OF THIS SCRIPTURE?

Comedy: Sense Of Moral

 By DeYtH Banger


Oh God people running… I just don't get that idea of these people running… Why fat, SLIM,large, small, big, white, yellow, black…. Are doing this?


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CAN' T YOU GET IT WE CAN'T ESCAPE REALITY… REALITY IS WHAT IT IS


I tried once such activity… it well bad as hell… I got tired… I thought that there was fun inside but nothing more than misery.


When we talk about misery… let me say on what all people should be running to get happy…

BE MISERABLE
BE SAD
BE DEPRESSED


That's what happiness is… pure levels of misery. Don't act as a bag of shit… It's "Now"!


IT'S KINDA FUNNY THAT PEOPLE ARE LOOKING OUT THERE FOR THERE RIVALS AND BETA MALES SLAUGTHER ALPHA GENES… BECAUSE BETA'S WANNA BE HIGHER IN THE MARKET


I always was seeing cops are just dick with pure lost of sleep… but to be little further… these people are the same which sale citizens on the market and then want helping.


BY SELLING I MEAN
FUCK YOU… NO MORE DAILY DEFINITIONS FOR TODAY

Comedy: Pure Bother

 By DeYtH Banger


What happen with all not fully dysfunctional children?
What happen with Mr. Addiction, Mr. Anxiety and Mr. Approach Anxiety?


All this questions give me cringes in my but hole… How the fuck screw up mind got somewhere… … Screw up persona… thoughts… How this fuck is going to pass his GENES?


WHAT I CALL ALL THIS IDEAS AND OPINIONS … JUST PURE BOTHER OF WISDOM


I am kinda fucked up right now… confused as hell in first place and in second place… Like how the fuck again… the guy with the anxiety and depression is fixed?


IF ECONOMY WANTS TO FUCK US OVER THEIR TENDENCIES ARE PURE BOTHER OF CONFUSION


No More self- sufficiency once that damage done nothing more than social pressure and stress are going to do the final work.



AND WE ARE TALKING ABOUT EXPRESSION IN PRESSURE


Turn the YouTube.. .



WHY THE FUCK YOU LOWERING THE VOLUME?
NOWADAYS THE GENERATION IS GETTING DUMBER THAN  EVER


Oh God quotes… let me point me out few

"Early to bed and early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. Benjamin Franklin"

- People like you Dear Benjamin leave others in state of sleep deprivation.

"To attain knowledge, add things everyday. To attain wisdom, remove things every day. Lao Tzu"

- Typical formula of stupidtism

"Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change. Confucius"

- What are you trying to say…






HEY ASSHOLE…





These are the two categories.. .


"There is only a finger’s difference between a wise man and a fool. Diogenes"

- Yeah I call it middle finger… wise people don't show it… fools show it.


"Wisdom is nothing but a preparation of the soul, a capacity, a secret art of thinking, feeling and breathing thoughts of unity at every moment of life. Hermann Hesse"

- Here is a lesson dear fuck…

First of all you don't know mechanics… souls can't breath and so far knowledge is s weight… souls are weightless… Brains dies in the body and soul is a empty thing.


SO FAR SOUL DOESN'T EXIST… FUCKING GROW UP MAN AND AS FOR GOD .... GO AND START BELIEVING IN SANTA CLAUS HE IS REAL TOO


"Wisdom ceases to be wisdom when it becomes too proud to weep, too grave to laugh, and too selfish to seek other than itself. Kahlil Gibran"

- No sense at all… IT'S NOT GENIUS OT'S JUST A FOOLISH STATEMENT



"Knowing others is wisdom, knowing yourself is Enlightenment. Lao Tzu"

- This here is example of pure ignorance

"Everything comes in time to him who knows how to wait. Leo Tolstoy"

- It's waste of time if you think this is true.

"Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Thomas Jefferson"





WHERE IS THIS BOOK?
SICK FUCK!

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I WANNA READ IT

"A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. Pythagoras"

- Total BULLSHIT.. . BEING AN IDIOT IS S STATE OF NOT SPEAKING




"Wisdom consists not so much in knowing what to do in the ultimate as knowing what to do next. Herbert Hoover"


- Hey Hoover on what type of morning drugs are you?

Diet!???