Myth 13 - Myth Alliances by Asprin, Robert (ebook reader online free .txt) 📕

“Now will you believe me when I say we need to get that D-​hopper away from them?” Loorna asked.

The elder held up her hands in mock surrender. “All right, all right! You were right and I was wrong. Get it.”

Loorna grinned. “That will be my pleasure.”

“Anyone have any ideas for our next business venture?” Vergetta asked the room.

“Oh, come on!” Paldine protested. “We just got out of jail! Who can innovate under those circumstances?”

“Honey, we've got to hit the ground running,” the elder female urged. “We've had setbacks, sure, but I don't want to be stuck here forever.”

“Besides,” Niki smirked, “I wasn't in jail. I have been working. What do you think of this?”

With a flourish she reached under the big table and pro?duced a palm-​wide cylinder with a plunger on top.

“Signature chop?” Monishone asked.

“Half right,” Niki grinned, hitting the knob on the top. Businesslike little blades dropped out of a concealed mid-​section. "It chops. It purees. It mixes. Put it down on top of

raw food and it makes a meal out of it. Automatic safety doors so idiots can't stick their fingers in the blades or the heating element."

“Technology?” Monishone snorted.

“Don't knock it. I think it'd sell in more places than your stupid toy. It doesn't use electricity, it doesn't need magikal energy to run. All power is provided by piezoelec?tric contacts. It's very simple technology. Even a moder?ately smart monkey can operate it.”

“So the Wuhses will have no trouble making them?” Charilor said, pointedly.

“The one thing I can't fault these sheep on is manual dexterity,” Niki assured them. “We've got the capacity for mass production. I've already had our concealed shop stop making the glasses. Crom knows what we'll do with six thousand unsold units. We can't break them down en mass. The magik released would probably blow up the castle. We were lucky there were no accidents on Scamaroni.”

“We'll find something to do with them,” Vergetta as?sured them. “If we have to let them go at a loss to the Deveels, well, that's life.”

“In the meantime, we need to make it a priority to find that damned D-​hopper!” Loorna ordered.

“All in favor?” Vergetta asked, putting up her hand. “Ten in favor. None opposed. The motion carries. Go get 'em, ladies!”

“What about the Wuhses?” Nedira inquired, concerned.

Vergetta waved a hand. “They're fine. Every single one of them got blipped back to his or her home. About now they're discovering that they can't get out the door, the window, or even up the chimney. They can all sit in tonight and think of their sins. Tomorrow morning the magik seal will release, and the Wuhses will be free to go to work as usual. The minute they're back home again, wham!” She smacked her palms together. "They don't go home, they find themselves there anyhow. A few nights of early curfew might remind them that they've got responsibilities, too, so

they should act like adults and stop getting in our way. As for their bellwether,“ she raised a clear glass globe off the table and shook it, causing the small object inside to go tumbling through the liquid that filled the interior, ”he's going to spend his time-​out with us for a while."

Sadly, Zol, Tananda, Bunny and I returned to the inn. Gleep's drooping ears and scales pretty much defined the mood of all of us. We were in complete and utter shock. I was numb. I kept tripping over paving stones, never even feeling the bruises on my legs and shins.

“I never thought they'd react so brutally to a challenge,” Zol repeated for the sixth time. “It's ... genocide. Wiping out a crowd of protesters so callously, well, it just goes to prove that I know very little about Pervects. I can see why other races do refer to them once in a while as Perverts.”

“I'm almost ready to call them that myself,” I agreed, hardly able to believe what I had seen. “Poor Wensley!”

“Maybe he got the D-​hopper back,” Bunny suggested. “Maybe he just blipped out of here.” But she didn't sound as though she believed it.

“Who's going to explain to Montgomery what just hap?pened?” Tananda asked.

I straightened up. “It's my job. Wensley hired me to come in and help him. I'll have to inform his fellow com?mittee heads.” I sighed. “I should have listened to Aahz. He told me that I was out of my league on this mission. He was right. I wish he was here.”

“You did the best you could,” Bunny assured me, com?ing up to take my arm. “Wensley did this on his own. You didn't tell him to, and you weren't here when he made his plans. Look at it this way: what would Uncle Bruce do if one of his lieutenants went off and got himself killed be?cause he was underprepared?”

“I suppose he'd still pay for the funeral,” I offered glumly.

“I doubt it,” Bunny retorted crisply, though her large eyes were full of tears. “But I'm sorry for Wensley.”

“It was a hero's passing,” Zol intoned solemnly.

Montgomery was cleaning glasses behind the bar when we entered. “Evening, Masters and Mistresses,” he greeted us blithely. “I wouldn't presume to tell you your business, but may I suggest a nice glass of wine, or something stronger? If I looked like one of you, I'd tell myself that I needed it.”

“We do,” I agreed, sliding into the