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Myth 18 - MythChief

Myth 18 - MythChief

Myth 18 - MythChief

Myth 18 - MythChief

ONE

โ€œYou can't go home again.โ€ PRINCESS L. ORGANA

'โ€œI still think this is a bad idea,โ€ my attractive administra-โ€‹tive assistant said, as I reached for the door of the tent.

โ€œYou keep saying that, Bunny,โ€ I said, pitching my voice low so all the shoppers and merchants passing by us in the streets of the Bazaar at Deva didn't hear me. โ€œWe're just saying 'Hi' to the old gang. They'd expect us to. If any-โ€‹thing, they'd be hurt if we didn't.โ€

โ€œUh-โ€‹huh. You keep saying that.โ€ She gave a toss of her short red hair.

I gave up. I didn't know enough women to make sweep-โ€‹ing generalities, but I knew Bunny, and once she had her mind set on something, it was next to impossible to talk her out of it. Besides, we had reached our destination.

Standing outside the narrow tent that was the headquar-โ€‹ters of M.Y.T.H., Inc., I paused for a moment to let the memories wash over me before ducking into the short entryway. This had been my home for years, my office and base of operations as the Great Skeeve before I retired. Much of my adult life had been tied to this deceptively small abode. It was a lot bigger on the inside than it was on the outside, to quote everyone who had ever stepped inside to do business.

I started to reach for the tent flap that separated the of-โ€‹fice from the outside world, but hesitated. This wasn't my home anymore. It didn't seem right just to barge in. In-โ€‹stead, I turned and gave the small gong hanging on the entry way wall a light tap.

โ€œC'mon in,โ€ a familiar voice called from within.

I felt more than saw Bunny's wince at the greeting. Back when she ran the office, she insisted that formal de-โ€‹corum be maintained on the premises, particularly in front of prospective clients. Obviously, things had loosened up a bit since our departure. They would probably change back again now.

I pushed my way into the interior. โ€œIt's a raid!โ€ I said, by way of greeting. A massive mountain of a man rose from behind the re-โ€‹ception desk. โ€œSkeeve!โ€ he roared. โ€œHey, Nunzio! It's the Boss!โ€ โ€œHi, Guido,โ€ I said with genuine pleasure. โ€œHow's it go-โ€‹ing?โ€ Ignoring my outstretched hand, he swept me into a close embrace and thumped my back.

โ€œGee, it's good to see you,โ€ he declared. He held me out at arm's length and gave me a good once-โ€‹over. I was pretty sure I hadn't changed much on the outside, being a tallish, skinnyish Klahd with blond hair, but the inner changes were there. I hoped my friends would appreciate them. โ€œLook who's here, Cuz.โ€

His cousin Nunzio, a smaller and slighter version of Guido, joined our ranks and started to duplicate Guido's greeting. I fended him off with one hand.

โ€œI'm glad to see you, Nunzio,โ€ I said, โ€œbut I can only survive one of those bear-โ€‹hug greetings a day.โ€ Bunny stepped forward with her arms outstretched.

โ€œI'll take that hug if he doesn't want it,โ€ she said. โ€œYou got it,โ€ Nunzio said in his squeaky little voice as he lifted her into the air. Bunny squealed with delight. โ€œIs Aahz around?โ€ I said.

โ€œNo. He's over on Perv visiting the Duchess,โ€ Guido said.

โ€œThe Duchess?โ€ I said. The Duchess was Aahz's mother. I had met her on my last and only trip to Perv. I had never heard her use her real name, if she had one. โ€œIs anything wrong?โ€

โ€œI don't know,โ€ Guido said. โ€œHe didn't say, and I didn't ask. He should be back in a week or so.โ€ โ€œI say, Skeeve! Bloody good to see you again.โ€ โ€œHi, Chumley,โ€ I said to the Troll who had emerged from the farther depths of the office.

As I've mentioned, the headquarters is bigger on the inside than it appears from the outside. A lot bigger. The enormous purple Troll began by extending a hand, in his reticent fashion, but he, too, ended up smashing me in a hug that left me gasping and coughing out strands of pur-โ€‹ple fur.

โ€œGlad to see you, too,โ€ I choked. โ€œIs Tananda around?โ€ โ€œRight here, Handsome.โ€

I was hit by an energetic bundle of curves and softness that wrapped itself around me and showered me with kisses. This time I didn't protest. Some overdone greetings are more welcome than others.

Eventually, we got everything sorted out, and the gang settled into various chairs and sofas or perched on desks. Guido insisted on pulling out the most comfortable arm-โ€‹chairs into place for me. I ceded the seat to Bunny and took a wooden-โ€‹backed chair upholstered with basilisk-โ€‹leather cushions.

โ€œSo how long are you going to be here at the Bazaar?โ€ Guido said. โ€œDo you have time for a meal, or shall we just get straight to the drinkin'?โ€

โ€œI'm back to stay,โ€ I said. โ€œI've given it a lot of thought and have decided to come out of retirement.โ€

I really don't know what response I was expecting, but what I got wasn't it. There was a long moment of silence while the crew exchanged glances.

โ€œThat's great, Skeeve,โ€ Guido said at last, but his earlier enthusiasm had left his voice. โ€œI say, what?โ€ Chumley said. โ€œHappy to hear it, but you know, what'?โ€

โ€œYou know, Skeeve, we've changed the operation since the old days,โ€ Tananda said, carefully. I held up my hand.

โ€œHang on, everybody,โ€ I said. โ€œBefore things get too awkward, I'm not expecting to walk back in here and take over. In fact, I'm planning

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