Myth 13 - Myth Alliances by Asprin, Robert (ebook reader online free .txt) 📕

in trouble, but I was hoping they had more on their minds than the day-​to-​day operation of a concern that had been running smoothly for years without outside interference.

“You say this is one of fifteen facilities in Pareley?” Bunny cooed, running her finger along the top of a display case. She rubbed her thumb against her fingertip, manag?ing to make the little gesture look sexy.

“Yes,” Parrano stated proudly, “but ours is the oldest. We have been providing quality wares to Wuh for two years, but with skills running in an unbroken curve ÑI mean line!Ñback over three hundred years.”

Six Wuhses were in the room with us, but their eyes were on their work. Three pairs, a male and a female in each, were engaged in different kinds of needlework. One pair was embroidering flowers on little squares of cloth. One pair was knitting sweaters: he a powder-​blue cardigan for an infant, she a yellow V-​neck substantial enough for a very large adult. The last two were crocheting doilies. I cringed at the sight of the last; I used to have a great aunt who crocheted endlessly. Whenever she came to stay with us she brought us a bale of lacy white things that had to be put out on display along with all the other ones she'd give us over the years (that my mother carefully picked up and put away when my aunt left), that could not be touched, and could not under any circumstances get dirty. The craftspeople, knowing that they were on display to off-​worlders for once, were wielding their tools carefully. I could tell they were proud of their work, but they kept glancing up at us through their eyelashes, seeking approval.

“These are our most average needlefolk,” Parrano ex?plained.

“They're really good,” I responded without thinking.

The factory manager's mouth opened in shock. “It's very kind of you to be so extravagant in your praise,” he began. “You know, the art is taught to all Wuhses equally.”

I glanced at Zol, who was giving me one of those “use your compassion” expressions. “I'm sure everyone's equally good,” I corrected myself.

He relaxed, and the seamstresses went back to then-​work. I kept looking around. So far, I had spotted nothing suspicious or even out of place for a firm that made simple fabric handcrafts. Why was there so much security equip?ment here?

Niki rolled the dolly out from underneath the stamping ma?chine and stood up. She wiped oil off her hands with a rag and threw a nod to one of the Wuhses who ran the press. Obediently, the Wuhs ran to the switch on the wall and threw it. The pistons started slowly, then increased then-​tempo until they were threshing deafeningly up and down. Niki put the rag in the pocket of her coveralls and watched the process with a critical eye. The steel in this dimension was brittle and inferior, but they had to rely upon it until they could afford to bring in good ore from Dwarrow. Not that these pathetic rats deserved it. They treated her like a prison guard, jumping in fear every time she opened her mouth. Could she help it if most dimensions suffered from inadequate dentition?

Come to think of it, Wuhses didn't really need decent teeth: most of what they ate you could suck through a straw. Natural predators had been bored out of existence long ago.

Niki wasn't far away from a demise from ennui herself.

She longed to get back to her own string of manufacturing plants on Perv. They could probably use an overhaul. If she had been corning up with innovations to make machines run faster and better on a miserable backwater like Wuh, then they had to be light-​years ahead at home.

“All right, all of you,” she barked. “Back to work.”

She pointed at their work stations where the conveyor belt passed, bringing parts of the food choppers to them to assemble. One by one they started jumping over the bar at the back of their seats. “Cut that out, dammit! You'll make me fall asleep! Walk around like civilized creatures. What would your mothers say?”

“Madam!” Curdy, her squeaky-​voiced office assistant came running. The plump little lambkin had soft white hair and big round eyes like a stuffed toy. Niki turned to her, bored.

“What's your problem?”

“Strangers in the factory.”

“What?” she barked. Curdy gestured and started run?ning back toward the office. Strangers? They had had a se?curity breach in the castle, for all that Monishone had denied there was anything wrong with a room-​sized spell going for a walk on its own. It must be the same intruders. Who else would want to get a look at a warehouse full of doilies? “This section is on lockdown! Don't let anyone in here but me! Got that?”

Myth 13 - Myth Alliances

TWENTY-ONE

“Espionage and information gathering is a time honored method to prepare for a conflict.”

N. HALE

“Levitate, Master Skeeve,” Zol whispered urgently. “I have never seen you so agitated.”

I took his advice. The tray of refreshments in my hand, full of precious china set on delicate crocheted circles alongside crisp napkins that were obviously produce of this facility, immediately stopped rattling. The thread of magik literally lifted it out of my hands and moved it eas?ily from the serving area of the cafeteria toward a table with available seats.

“Sorry,” I offered sheepishly. “For a moment I was brought back to my childhood. My aunts and grandmoth?ers always had things like this. They made me