crazy bitch by Malaikah Wakefield (elon musk reading list txt) 📕

Chapter 1

“I hope Stacey is not coming because she will be all ‘I’m the best singer here and all of you can’t sing’.”

“point taken.”

My best friend, Alixe, and I both don’t like Stacey. She is the biggest slut in the whole school. I don’t like her but Alixe is the one that hates Stacey, who can blame her?

Al talked me into signing up for the choir, I’m totally going to blow it or Stacey (if she comes), is going to give me hell.

“Hey sof, you will be fine. I can tell you are nervous.”

“What! I’m fine. Seriously, there is nothing wrong”

But she wasn’t listening she was looking at Stacey who had just walked in with her skirt so high I swear I could almost see her ass.

“She is such a slut.”

Al said this just as Stacey walked by. Stacey turned around looking furious.

“Obviously you are just jealous that I have guy drooling over me.”

“More like puking over you”

“its ok I know you cant have any guy you want but I can .”

“do you want me to punch you?”

“Ha!!! You wish. Any way I am not going to waste my time talking to you bitches.”

“thank you!! You just made my day. Al did you hear she called us bitches!!!”

Stacey just stormed off.

The choir teacher came and we did some vocal work. Al can’t sing so she just stays in the audience watching me practice. I don’t normally do things like choirs and all. I think I like keeping my voice to me and Al. Al is the only person I know that gets me. Well at the time I thought Al was the only person that I knew got me.

It was a shock when our teacher told us that a new boy was coming to school the next day.

“I hope he’s cute or my type because I was hoping for a boyfriend this term.”

“AL! Don’t say that and anyway, I bet he’s a nerd”

I wasn’t going to get my hopes up because (if he was Al’s type) Al will defiantly get him because she is sooo pretty. She’s got the coolest natural red hair (which is one of the reasons I like her so much because I love red), she has a sweet looking type of face and a really good figure.(I am not a lesbo and I have nothing against them).

I guess I could say that I am not that bad looking. Im not vain so I wouldn’t say I am the most beautiful being on Earth (stacy would say something like that), but I am above average.

“Ok! OK! Settle down. I would like to introduce a new student that will be attending this school.”

“Hi, I’m shay”

Chapter 2

So the new guy comes and he is a hottie. But what gets me the most is that there are like 2 other empty seats In the class room but the teacher hast to go and put him right next to me. Like for reals?                      

Ok so my problem is i dont trust guys. its not like i had my heart broken, its more watching my friends get thier heart broken and i just think that i dont want that happening to me. like ever, so sumtimes i can be a bitch to guys but thats just me.

shay didn't say a word to me but kept on looking at me every five seconds.Lucky for me the class went by fast so I didn't have to put up with the dude for to long.

"Hey sof!!!!! Wait up!" You know how I said all guys are jerks,well they are but there are some that I can get along with, so they're not all bad.

"Hey hot stuff"

"How's it hangin' sexy" I know that everyone has at least one guy friend that flirts with them and they flirt back, well thats me and Josh, I used to have a crush on him but that was before I gave up because every time I had a crush they would just end up dating my best friends and that's a total turn of. I would say josh is good to look at with his blond hair, hazel brown eyes six pack and all but he's my friend and I want it to say that way... I think... I don't know...

"So you see the new guy yet?"

"Yup, he was in my class."

"Well what do you think?"

"He's hot."

"And?"

"I think he's a jerk."

"Oh come on sof! You haven't even talked to the guy yet!"

"All guys are jerks"

"Um offensive maybe?"

"I'm not fond of guys ok. Only you, but that's because your my best friend."

"Ok. Ok. I get it. Hey you want eat lunch at our tree?"

"Sure ok"

"Ok I will be waitin fo ya."

"Bye" Since I came to this school we've always had this one tree that only me and him sit at and because Al is alway doing cheerleading practise at lunch so I sit with Josh.

To me it seemed like the class was taking for ever to finish and I really wanted to see Josh. I'm a girl and it's nice to have a nice guy now and then. Even though he's still a jerk.

When it was a feu minuets left I could see him standing there waiting like he said. I've always wondered why all his classes finish a few minuets before mine. Well except the ones I'm in.

Finally the bell decided to ring so I was one of the first out the door, which made him laugh. I love the way he laughs. Not that I like him,cause I don't.

"Miss me"

"You wish"

"I got your lunch"

"Awww!!!!!! Thanks... Um where is it?"

"It's in my car I'll go get it and then meet you at the tree. Ok?"

"Fine with me." I said while he was turning to leave. Ok fine I still like him bit but I can't help it. So when I got to the tree I sat Down and made my self comfortable and waited for Josh, but Stacy had to come and piss me off.

"Awww!!!!! Did all you friends ditch you. I knew I was going to happen and I tried to warn you but you didn't listen." She said in a baby voice.

"No sweetie the grown ups are going to have lunch so you can go back to kindergarten." She just glared at me and was going to say something but then Josh came and ask if there was something wrong.

"No Joshy I was just telling Sofia here that I saw her shirt in a thrift shop yesterday and asked if that was the one." She said batting her eyelashes at him and then walked away.

Josh is her ex and it's known that she want him back but in the mean time she's doing every other guy in the school. The slut!

"God I hate her!"

"I know I don't know how I could put up with her

""Ya, why did you go out with her."

"Well believe it or not she was really nice to me,until she cheated on me"

"Ouch!"

"Yer I know... Ummm Sof?"

"Ya?"

"Why do you think all guys are jerks"

"Well because most of them stop being you know a gentleman. Now most off them our age only care about stuff body parts instead of personalities."

"Body parts?"

"You know what I mean."

"I know,but not all guys are like that you know that right?"

"I know. your not like that.""Maybe you should give dating a chance."

"Ya, and get my heart broken."

"What if  I make sure you won't get your heart broken?"

"And who would want to date me. Huh?" I said starting to get really annoyed with him. I mean really why all the damn questions?

"Maybe...I mean what if...what if I-"

"Spit it out Josh" I could tell he was really nervous because he kept fidgeting with his fringe and he only does that when he is nervous. Oh my god!!! is he going to tell me he set me on a blind date! Because if he did I swear I will murder him in his sleep.

"What if you dated me? No... would you go out with me Sofia Grey?" WAIT WHAT!!!! I looked at him straight in the eye to see if he was joking and when I saw that he was not I couldn't say any thing. I know I'm making a big deal about it but josh wants to go out with me? Me? An above average girl?

"Your joking right?"

"No" I didn't know what to say! I mean if we go out and then something happens and  then we brake up we might not be friends again. But then at the same time I it would be nice to have a boyfriend and I couldn't brake his heart.

"Ok fine, I will be your girlfriend"

"Really?"

"Yes, but on one condition."

"Go on"

"If we brake up,I don't care what happened we have to stay friends."

"Ok. Fair enough."

Chapter 3 

I have a boyfriend and it's Josh, the last guy on earth I would think would like me but he does.At the end of lunch we clean up our stuff and Josh walks me to my next class and at the door he gives me a peck on the cheek and says he'll see me after school. I'm smiling like a goon when I walk in and sit next to Al.

"Why so happy" she says looking at me funny.

"You'll see"

"Is it because new hot guy is in all you classes with you?"

"You'll see. Hold up ALL my classes?"

"Yup." she said popping the p. Just when I feel like nothing could ruin my good mood, shay comes in the class and sits next to me again! But because i was so happy I didn't care until I felt his eyes burning two holes on the side of my face and my smile intently vanished.

"Why don't cha take a picture?lasts longer."

"Left my phone at home"

"Jackass" I said under my breath but he just smirked and continued to stare at every five seconds. I wanted to punch him in the face but then the thought of seeing Josh again came in to my mind and I started to smile again.

"What you so happy about." I just ignored him and stared at the clock wishing the class would go fast.

When I looked at the door Josh was there as usual and he looked right at me a smiled. As soon as the bell rang I got my