I Doubt I Will Survive Living With These Guys (Old Version-Editing) by Alyza Slaton (little red riding hood ebook .TXT) 📕

the pot, covered it and sat down with the guys.

“Done!” They all yelled

Vincent and Nate passed me the bowls. I grabbed them and set them in front of me.

“Well…go cook dinner.” Xavier said looking at me like I was crazy for not getting up

“The chicken’s not done.” I told him

“Ugh, I’m gonna die of starvation.” He complained

“One less mouth to feed.” I smirked

He glared at me, “Shut up. I don’t eat that much.”

I scoffed, “Yeah right. You’re a human garbage disposal.”

“Whatever.” He glared

“Whatever.” I mocked

He huffed and I smiled.

“I hate you.” He muttered

“The feeling’s mutual.”

“I hope you die.” He said

“I hope your man-hood freezes and falls off.” I glared

He gasps, “How can you hope for something like that?!”

“I just do.” I smirked

“That’s so mean.” He stared at me wide-eyed

“You said you hoped I’d die!” I yelled at him

“So? That doesn’t give you the right to hope my penis falls off!” He yelled back

“It gives me every right!”

“Nu-uh!” Xavier yelled

“Yes it does!”

“NOOOOOO!”

“Shut the fuck up!” I yelled at him

“You shut the fuck up!”

“You’re not allowed to eat dinner.” I said calmly

“What?! Whyyyyyy?!” He whined

“Because you’re being rude.” I told him

“I’m sorrrry!”

I got up and grabbed the biscuits. I walked over to the stove and took off the cover, then I dumped the biscuits in the pot. I mixed it up so the biscuits were in the broth.

“Lexi! I’m sorrrrrryyyyy!” Xavier whined

“Bet you are.” I said as I covered the food up again

“Where are Dallas and Bianca?” Chris asked suspicious

I smirked, “Wouldn’t were all like to know?”

“What’re you talking about?” Jerriko asked

“Oh, nothing.” I said

All the boys looked at each other, nodded, then smirked. They all jumped up and ran over to me.

“What the hell?!” I screamed as Aaron picked me up and threw me over his shoulder

“You’re going to tell us, one way or another.” J.T said smirking evilly

“Never!” I yelled

They started running towards the backyard, as soon as the pool came in view I started freaking out.

“Let me go! Let me go!” I started hitting Aaron’s back

“Wow, you’re really weak.” Aaron just HAD to say

They all stop in front of the pool.

“Are you going to tell us?” Vince asked

“Hell no!”

“Drop her.” Kayden said

“What a great boyfriend you are Kayden!” I yelled at him

Aaron started releasing his grip on me. When he dropped me I grabbed onto his neck, pulling him along with me.

“Don’t let me fall in!” Aaron yelled at the guys

Xavier, Kayden, Justin, and Noah all grabbed onto him and tried to pull him up but I had a death grip on his neck. They couldn’t pull us both up so they fell in too, on top of me, and we were in the deep end. Great.

I tightened my hold on Aaron’s neck and wrapped my legs around his waist. He tried to pry me off but I wasn’t letting go for anything.

They are ALL going to regret throwing me in this pool. Even Cam because he contributed.

Aaron swam up to surface with some difficulty because I was still hanging off him.

“Get off me!” He yelled

“No! You guys know I don’t like the deep end!” I yelled at them

“That’s kinda why we did it.” Nate laughed from outside the pool

“I’m going to get you guys back. Watch your backs. You too Cameron.” I glared

“Sure Lexi. Sure.” Chris said

“Mostly Aaron and Kayden should watch their backs. Aaron’s the one that threw me in the pool and Kayden gave the order too.” I said

Then I looked at Aaron and ruffled his blonde hair, “We wouldn’t want anything to happen to your hair, now would we?”

His smiled and laughter died immediately, “Don’t you EVER go near my hair.”

I kissed his hair, “Can’t make any promises.”

I unwound my legs from around his waist and let my death grip on his neck loosen until I was floating on the water.

I turned to Kayden, “And we wouldn’t want secrets to get out.”

His smile and laughter died just like Aaron’s had, “What secrets?”

“Nothing.” I smiled but there was an evil glint in my eyes that I’m sure everyone saw

I swam to the shallow end of the pool and got out.

“Oh yeah guys, remember that I have a soccer game tomorrow. Don‘t miss it.” I said before walking into the house

Those morons aren’t going to know what hit them.

=Kayden=

Okay, I’ll admit I’m a little scared right now.

All the guys were looking at each other, horror on their faces.

“I’m scared!” Aaron whined, “She threatened my hair!”

“Dude, she’s known me her whole life. Do you know how many of my secrets she knows?” I asked with wide eyes

“I’m glad I’m not you guys.” Jerriko said

“She’s gonna get you too.” Aaron pointed out

“But not as bad as you guys. And knowing Alexis I’d watch out Aaron. You have blonde hair. There’s a lot she could do to it.” Vincent said

“But I love my hair!” Aaron looked like he was about to burst into tears

“I regret throwing her in the pool.” Noah muttered

Everyone had to agree on that. We got out of the pool and started walking inside then we heard a scream.

I rushed inside and up stairs to find Lexi covering her eyes.

“What’s wrong?!” I asked

“My eyes! They BURN!” She yelled pointing inside Dallas’ room

A couple seconds later the other guys came, “What happened? What’s wrong?”

I walked up to Lexi and looked inside Dallas’ room to see Bianca and Dallas frozen, wide-eyed and both shirtless.

“Ummm…this is…very…awkward.” I said

The other guys came up and looked into the room.

“I agree.” Zave said

The rest of the guys nodded and Cam looked frightened.

“Oh my gosh! I just saw my sister half naked. I might barf.” Cam stated looking green

“Don’t you DARE throw up here! Go to the bathroom!” Lexi yelled

Cam nodded and ran to the bathroom.

“Can you guys like….get out.” Dallas said

“I’m never going to see the world the same ever again.” Lexi said before walking down stairs

I reached for the door handle and pulled the door closed.

“That was weird.” Jerriko said skipping down stairs

Yes, skipping. He’s a weird boy.

We all ran down stairs and into the kitchen to see Lexi turning off the stove.

“Is dinner done?” Jerriko asked with a huge smile
“Yeah but you have to let it sit for 5 minutes so the biscuits can get firm.” She said glaring

“But I’m hungry!” Jerriko and Xavier whined

“Well, I’m soaking wet.” She retorted glaring even harder-if that’s possible

All the guys except Aaron and I cracked a smile. Me and Aaron didn’t smile because we’re on her list.

Yes, list. She has a list of people that she plans to get back. To be frank with you I’m terrified right now.

I walked up to her and wrapped my arms around her waist, “Baby, I’m sorry.”

She peeled my arms off her, “Nothing to be sorry for because I’m gonna get you back and payback is a bitch.”

“But I’m sorrrry!” I whined

“Not yet.” She smirked

“Huh?” I asked confused

“You may be a little sorry now. But when I’m done with you, you’re gonna wish you NEVER met me.” She sneered

Then suddenly she smiled and pecked my lips, “Love you!”

She skipped over to the food, “Food’s done!”

All the guys ran over to get food except Aaron and I. We cautiously walked up to the stove. We looked at each other then at the other guys how were just about t sit down.

They started eating and everything seemed fine. I looked back at Aaron just as he looked at me. We both shrugged and got out a bowl. We put some food in our bowl and went to sit down with everyone else.
“Dallas, Bianca! Dinner’s done!” Lexi yelled then started eating

“I don’t think she put anything in the food. She’s eating it.” I whispered to Aaron

“Yeah, I think we’re good.” He whispered back

We took one last look at each other then started eating. It tasted fine. Thank God she didn’t put anything in it.

Bianca and Dallas came running down stairs looking like a hot mess. I held back a laugh, they both had sex hair and their clothes were crooked. Dallas’ shirt was on backwards and his pants zipper was down.

Bianca’s shirt was inside-out and her pants were on backwards. How did she manage that?

I bust up laughed and everyone started laughing.

“You guys look crazy!” Lexi yelled

“Says you! Why are you all wet?” Dallas asked getting out a bowl

“These fucking morons threw me in the pool.” She snarled glaring at all of us but I notice how her glare rested on Aaron and I longer

Aaron turned to me looking wide-eyed, I returned his look. Then we both quickly looked down and started eating again. When I was done I fake stretched and yawned.

“I’m tired. Gonna go to bed. Night.” I said as I quickly ran up the stairs and into my room, locking the door behind me

I plopped onto my bed and groaned. Great, my girlfriend is out to get me. I’m gonna die.

Uhhhhhhh, I think I might cry. She knows as much of my secrets as Dallas does.

I heard footsteps run past and stop at the door next to me. The door slammed.

Aaron.

He’s just as scared as I am probably more. He loves his hair and it’s blonde. I shuddered, thinking about the damage Lexi could do to it.

I remember a couple years ago. Chris had told Lexi she was a bitch. She was an eighth grader at the time. She went ballistic.

She was so mad that she put pink hair die in his shampoo. His hair is dirty blonde.

Yeah, that die didn’t come out for months. Not the best way to start off your freshman year.

I can’t say that I can empathize with Aaron but I sure do sympathize him… and his hair.

I feel bad for the both of us.

Just some advice: Don’t ever get on Alexis Shontelle Ryan’s bad side.

It’ll only end bad for you.


§Aaron§ (New POV!)

I’m so scared right now. I think I might have a heart attack from all this stress.

Breath, Aaron, breath. I chanted to myself

I took a deep breathe and rolled onto my back on my bed. I stared at the ceiling.

Why’d I have to be the one to actually throw her in?

She threatened my hair! How can she do that to me?! She knows I love