I Doubt I Will Survive Living With These Guys (Old Version-Editing) by Alyza Slaton (little red riding hood ebook .TXT) 📕

as I crept up to his bed

“Yeah. Why?” He asked suspiciously

“No reason. I just need it.” I said sitting on the edge of his bed

“Tell me and I’ll give it to you.” He said sitting up

“Fine. I need it to play a prank on Vincent.” I sighed

“What’re you gonna do?” He asked happily

“Nothing.” I said slowly

“You have to let me in on it.”

“I don’t have to let you do anything.” I retorted

“Looks like you’re not gonna get that dye then, huh?” He smirked

“I hate you.” I glared

“Feelings mutual. Now tell me what you’re gonna do.” He said

“What do you think I’m gonna do?” I asked

“I think you’re gonna squirt him in the face with the dye and make his face look purple, am I right?” He smiled evilly

“Damn. You’re good.” I glared

“I’ll do it. I don’t think you want to see Vince naked when he jumps out of the shower in shock.” He smirks

“I can’t trust you.” I said

“I’m your brother.” He pointed out

“Which is exactly why I know I can’t trust you.” I smiled

“What if we do the slap swear.” He suggested

“HELL NO! Last time we did that my face was bruised for weeks.” I winced in remembrance

He winced too, “I know but my bruise last a MONTH. Do you know how hard it is to get girls when you have a big purple mark on your face? Extremely hard.” He babbled

“Then why would you even suggest it?” I ask

“So you know you can trust me.” He said

“…Okay.” I said with hesitation

“Good! It’s under the counter in my bathroom.” He jumped up and ran to his bathroom

He came back out with a clear bottle that has black liquid in it.

“Got it.” He smirked “Why don’t you just do it now while he’s sleeping?”

“I didn’t think about that.” I admitted

“Let’s do it.”

I hopped up from his bed and followed him out the door. We walked down the hall and stopped in front of Vincent’s door.

Dallas and I looked at each other. He put his hand on the door knob and slowly turned it.

He pushed the door open and the sight in front of me made me giggle silently. All the guys were either on Vincent’s bed or on his floor.

Guess I drove them to it. I love being evil.

Dallas looked at me and laughed silently.

I motioned him to come down . He bent down so I could whisper in his ear.

“Get everybody on the bed.” I whispered

He nodded and stood up straight. We tip-toed over the guys’ sleeping form and over to the bed.

He took off the dye cap, then slowly held it over the guys on the bed.

He looked at me and smiled, I smiled back and nodded. He put it close to their faces so it wouldn’t splatter everywhere and it wouldn’t wake him up.

He tipped it and it started seeping out of the little hole and onto Vincent’s face. Dallas moved it over so it hovered over Xavier’s face and poured it onto his face.

Then Dallas moved over to the next guy who happened to be Chris. When Dallas was done putting black dye on Chris’ face we walked around the guys on the floor and shut the door behind us.

We walked to his room trying to smother our laughter. When we got to his room and shut the door we busted up laughing.

“I can’t wait till tomorrow.” Dallas gasped

“I know and we have school tomorrow so everyone will see our work.” I laughed

“Ah, you are the best little sister ever.” He sighed

“I know.” I said as I skipped out of his room

“Night Lex!” He called after me

“Night Brolio!”

I walked to my room and opened my door. I looked over to my bed and saw that Kayden wasn’t laying down.

I shrugged and walked into the room, closing the door behind me.

“What’d you do?” Came his voice that was full of suspicion

I turned around and smirked, “Why do you assume I did anything?”

“Because you’re smirking.” He narrowed his eyes as he walked over to me

“Don’t know what you’re talking about.” My smirk widened

He towered over me, “I think you do.”

I stepped back and walked over to my bed, “I don’t. Care to enlighten me?”

“You just played a ‘prank’ on someone. Who was it?” He asked laying sown next to me

“You’ll see in the morning. It’s not like it’s something you couldn’t see.” I smirked and turned my back to him

I felt his eyes glaring at the back of my head, then he sighed and wrapped his arm around my waist. Smiling, I drifted off to sleep.


My annoying alarm clock woke me up. Yawning, I tried to sit up but forgot that Kayden slept with me last night. I reached over him and turned the clock alarm off.

I felt something bite my boob. I gasped and jerk back to see a smirking Kayden.

“Jerk!” I yelled throwing his arm off and standing up

“It was in my face.” He laughed

“So you felt the need the bite it?” I asked in disbelief, “Weirdo! You just DON’T do that!” I added

“I did it gently.”

I rolled my eyes and walked to my closet. I pulled out a red short-sleeve shirt and a pair of white jean shorts.

I walked out of my closet and saw that Kayden was asleep.

Rolling my eyes, I walked up to my bed.

I shook him but he didn’t wake up. I grabbed his ear and twisted it. His eyes shot open and he screamed,

“I’m awake!”

I let go of his ear and went to my dresser. I pulled out a black bra and white boy shorts.

Kayden was still laying on the bed, just watching me.

“Get ready.” I ordered

“I’m good. Maybe you’ll come out of the shower naked again.” He smirked

“Yeah right, you were about to have a heart attack last time I did. I’m too hot.” I smirked back

He lost his smirk, “Shut up.”

I laughed and walked into my bathroom, locking the door behind me. I started the shower, stripped, hopped in the shower and did my usual routine.

When I was done I got out of the shower and wrapped a towel around my body and hair. I dried off and then put my underwear and clothes on.

I brushed my hair out and decided to leave it to dry. My hair is naturally waving, not poofy wavy, curly wavy. I took out my straightener and plugged it up. While waiting I decided to do my make-up.

I grabbed my make up bag and got out my mascara. I put some on my upper and lower lashes and then put it away.

I checked my straightener to see if it was hot enough. When I figured it was, I started straightening my fringe.

I unplugged my straightener and put in the drawer. Grabbing my clothes, I opened the door and walked into my room.

I put my dirty clothes in the hamper and went to my dresser to get a pair of socks out.

I sat down on my bed and slipped them on. Then I walked over to my shoe holder and took out my red Vans.

I put them on and grabbed my white bag, slipping my binder and books into it. Then I walked out of my room and down stairs. There were only a couple guys down there.

Guess the other were either still asleep of in the shower. I went to the cupboard and got out a granola bar. I leaned against the counter and opened it.

I suddenly heard a girlie scream. Guess one of the guys saw their face.

Chuckling I got a bottle of orange juice out of the fridge. Xavier came running down stairs in nothing but a towel.

“You did this!” He accused pointing a finger at me

I looked up at his face a burst out into a fit of laughter.

“Why would you do this?!” He yelled

I clutched my sides because they hurt from laughing so hard, “Do what?”

“This!” He yelled waving his hands in front of his face

“Hey, what’s with all the yelling?!” Dallas came down stairs

I pointed at Xavier, as soon as Dallas looked at him he started laughing. I laughed with him. Dallas came up and high fived me.

“We got him good!” Dallas said

“Where’s your make up bag?!” Xavier screamed

“You’re going to wear make-up?” I asked

“Hell yeah! I’m not going to school like this!” He yelled

“If you wear make up people are going to think you’re gay. Why don’t you just go to school looking like a squid skirted you in the face? It’s better that wearing make up.” I said holding back a laugh

“It’s better than having a PURPLE FACE!” He shouted

“Why is everybody yelling?” Vincent’s voice groaned

He was soon standing in the kitchen door way. Dallas and I started cracking up again.

“Whaaaa….?” Vincent trailed off as he seen Xavier’s face, then he started laughing

“I wouldn’t laugh! Your face is purple too!” Xavier yelled running up stairs

Vincent stopped laughing and ran to the hallway. A few second’s later his scream echoed through the house.

“Why?!” He came running back in

“Why what?” I asked innocently

“Why would you make my face purple?!”

“I didn’t technically make it purple. The dye did.” I stated

“I’m not going to school till this comes off!” He yelled walking away

“My mom and dad said none of us can miss school this semester.” Dallas said

I heard Vincent groan loudly and the sound of a door slamming went through the house.

“Oh, I love you.” Dallas laughed

“I know. We make the perfect team.” I nudged him

“We do.” He agreed

“Whoever’s ready to leave c’mon! I’m leaving right now!” I yelled

I heard footsteps running down stairs and Kayden came into view.

“Let’s go.” He said

“What about the other guys?” I asked

“Most of them woke up late. The others are going to wait for them.” He said

“Kay. Bye Dally. Tell me what Chris’ reaction is.” I said kissing his cheek

“Okay. Bye, Lex.” He said

I followed Kayden to the door.

“Who’s car today?” I asked

“Yours. Duh.” He laughed

I grabbed my keys and my bag. Then Kayden and I walked out the door and to my car.

“I’m driving.” He states grabbing my keys

“It’s my car.” I argued

“So.” He said unlocking the car and getting in

“Douche.” I muttered as I got in the passenger side

“Meanie.” He pouted

“Proud of it.” I smiled

He scoffed and started the car.

“Are you going to see your parents?” I asked quietly

“What time is your game today?” Kayden asked,