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If you have ever wondered what it would be like to crash a fairground ride, upset the Russian mob, humiliate yourself before millions of people on national television, cause eleven thousand pounds damage to a restaurant in Blackpool as a result of your ineptitude with an industrial belt sander, be a bodyguard, make a movie with an A-list Hollywood actress, try to start a business in holographic confectionery, pole-dance, hang a lawnmower from a tree, receive a VIP tour of The Whitehouse, become
If I have to, I have to. I don't have a choice. I'm obligated to fight the Archers and that's final. My name is Danielle but everyone calls me Ellie. At first my life was the perfectly normal teenage girl life. But everything changed when I was in a car crash and all my friends and my parents died except for me and my best friend, Jason. Why did this have to happen? I'm a good person! I never deserved this. And now I have to live with fact that Jason is a werewolf and also my mark aka imprint.
If you have ever wondered what it would be like to crash a fairground ride, upset the Russian mob, humiliate yourself before millions of people on national television, cause eleven thousand pounds damage to a restaurant in Blackpool as a result of your ineptitude with an industrial belt sander, be a bodyguard, make a movie with an A-list Hollywood actress, try to start a business in holographic confectionery, pole-dance, hang a lawnmower from a tree, receive a VIP tour of The Whitehouse, become
If I have to, I have to. I don't have a choice. I'm obligated to fight the Archers and that's final. My name is Danielle but everyone calls me Ellie. At first my life was the perfectly normal teenage girl life. But everything changed when I was in a car crash and all my friends and my parents died except for me and my best friend, Jason. Why did this have to happen? I'm a good person! I never deserved this. And now I have to live with fact that Jason is a werewolf and also my mark aka imprint.