Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's Life #5) by DeYtH Banger (best smutty novels txt) 📕

selfish. Let me tell you sonething about whores and prostutes… they are there for people who suck with girls in real life… everybody needs pleasure… sone people easy get pussy… others need to pay to fuck. People think about homophobic… I am not that… FUCK OFF


Abd definetly you can touch a policeman  and he won’t put you on the offender list… like a person who has tried to attack him. Comedy: Molested

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You fucking molested fragile fuck… what’s with thunder bender bullshit, you can’t take a joke… your feelings are hurt…



OHHH
OHHHH

You know what… go fuck your father… the place from where you come from is flesh pipe… OKAY… FUCKING FLESH PIPE…
AS FOR ME
THIS IS ANOTGER STORY BRO… SORRY FOR BEING RUDE




BUT KILL YOURSELF



You are fragile
Easily getting offended

What’s that?
…
What’s that?



MAN UP… YOU FUCKING PUSSY
DEFECTED INNER FUCKER!


A tip for all dear loveable fuckers… middle finger in front of somebody is the biggest offensive thing…



OH HOLY CHRIST
OH FUCKING HOLY CHRIST
IT’S DICK IN FRONT OF YOUR FACE


What’s more beautiful than a morning suicide. Arrogant fuck in the morning… I mean people kill themselves mainly because… the less you sleep the more negative you get… sleeping is a process of neutralization….



HOW THE HELL, DO I KNOW THIS?
I masturbate on such topics, as for today… it’s hoyr lucky day… less guilty and more productive data. We are not talking about kg… - body kg… or size… fuck that…



IT’S FULL ON!

America… stollen ground… American are immigrants… take this deep well shit in your head and go play play doh…. People have phones and they don’t answer them… they have one of those constant use outside… narrow down use at home and this is the most society the horror movies… move up based up… orgasm… who cares?

Me?
Why because… here is anotger explanation others are fragile as for my care… it doesn’t damage any typ e of society member.
I hate selling and advertisements of products… they are fucking too seductive and manipulative.




I HAVE ENOUGH SHIT IN MY HOME


I personally against family… I am disgusted… those narrow down… earth creatures make life as hell they fuck with my memory…


Like “You are everday do that"…

"You forget everyday”

….


It’s great effect … but who tha hell gave them license to them make other creatures feel bad…. Their sunburn… awful sun and definetly next to all categories a fellowship comedian who duck as a human being…


THINK ABOUT IT
JUST FUCKING GIVE A THOUGHT

JUST DIN’T GO DEEP
NOT TOO ON TGE TOP… SURFACE…

AND DEFINETLY NOT TOO NEAR….. TOOO FAR AND TOO SHALLOW

SWALLOW AND SHALLOW


We have got… almost identical with one letter difference, HOW DO I KNOW THIS?


AFTER
SHIT
PISING
FUCK
RIDE
WALK
DRIVE
TAKE BUS
GIVE MONEY





I HAVE OTHER STUFF IN MY LIFE SPOT… HATE… CRITISIZE… IT’S FUN… IT’S EXCITING AND LET’S GIVE A CHANGE TO DEPRESSION


HAVE you ever gave a thought to this we have depression, stress, anxiety and inner other disorders which main benefits are deep shame and guilt feeling. Probably if you are atheist we need to unleash full level of bogus logic, but for today we gonna go with God.

Probably if you feel bad… probably God doesn’t live you as much as you think he does.

This fucking beast was created from hightly dysfunctional parents… + we are not going on full premium package of cat videos.

Comedy: Stare

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Stare… what’s with stare… are you OKAY?
What’s wrong buddy, I am way fucking cooler than you?


Great deeply from your stand ppint you are experiencing very fucked up psychological inner abnormality… (sometimes we need to spit out facts … shit… it’s not suppossed to be right or wrong…) from ny point you are improving my life… definetly less of those self-help books and more from shitty fuckers like you. “Fuck people opinion…”


- That’s my motto… easy set… easy to go… I mean I am not here to fuck… stare and get contacts… sounds like a great idea but here… I am to say that people’s opinion have no weight what’s so ever… no fucking value… weight


Some linguistic fuck can say “I am going to fix it…”
“We are going to fuck..” and it goes deeper and more deeper… but the raw truth is that nothing get serious and we still keep suck in society… we take specific l things serious like.. shit which is useless..




Somebody has eaten my food … let’s beat the shit out if him - It’s total cavemen instinct… but the honesty lays ahead they do it for survival benefits + and also to show to the herd that such risky and edgy moves get punished….


Some guy get offended… other are just to fragile to even be in the comedy business - And we are going to reveal one by one… out of the box shit…



Guy gets offended - How about get fuck yourself over… we don’t need weak minded people like you… around us.

People who are fragile - Okay… you fucking snob of bag shit… comedy is not for you … if you can’t take one… you can’t say one.



I have been around staring and most introverts and people who are way… way… fucking less cooler than the other group of kids go for…

Stare… let’s go fucking stare… let’s fuck around and defibetly thunder bender… if we go to a dance club… let’s start giving our fucking money.



Lies is a evolutionary thing… lies help us to survive… if we are PERSONALLY with others we are not talking about authenticity we are talking about personal chaos…

Comedy: Life…?- It Sucks!?

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How about go get go… to ruin the whole myths and debunk all the bullshit… Suicide is a disease not something which you commit… it’s illness.. it happens when you are deeply depressed… it’s constant…chronic pain…


AND LOOK FORWARD
LONG NAILS PORN
HANDJOB
HAIRJOB
BLOWJOB
BIG DICK
MILF
GILF
LONG TOE NAILS
FOOTJOB
FEETJOB
HIGH HEELS JOB
BLONDE GETS FACIAL
WOMAN WANKS A DICK
SEMEN ON FACE



And we go to facial when we want to talk about face and we never want to be rude and we go as semen on face… not sperm… it’s definetly rude. We as society we are fragile humans are dead end creatures… depression happens because we as humans we are not ready for screen time… we are ready for socializing not isolating… When you see people who are anti… social… asocial those fuckers are inner all levels fucked up… they don’t want it… but happens…


RULES?
FUCK ‘EM!


One by one… each by each… your mom sucks… what’s that?
Total level honesty and I am not as screw liable friends!


When dick is on… it’s total all levels of flinch… I HOPE I GO AND START KILLING PEOPLE ON GRINDER IT’S GONNA BE TOTAL LOST ON THE JOKE BUT NOT AS GOOD AS A WOMAN TELLING ME AFTER SHOWING A MIDDLE FINGER ON HER FACE



PUT THIS IN YOUR ASS


I am against pretty girls… it fucks me over in whole all fucking new levels. GOD HATES ME… I AM ALL FULL ON.


ALL FULL PACKAGE… HE IS AGAINST ME SO DO I….. I AM READY YO DEBUNK THIS SICKO FUCK…



I want one of those fancy disease… cancer… tumor… don’t feeling pain… that’s how god marks the special ones… the special humans. I have bern rejected from my mom… Let me finish what I mean… I mean… I have no more near experience as vaginal and near my father dick anf being inside it and then somehow dishusting awfully image of being a fetus flowing in my mom stomach… being in there…


IF NOW I GO AS FAR AS THAT
THERE IS WHOLE FUCKING LIST WITH DISORDER AND PSYCHOLOGICAL ILLNESS



Living in somebody stomach … as much as 9 much is some kinda screw up as those aliens movies in which… aliens come out of the stomach…




WHAT’S THE LONG LASTING PROBLEM OF SOCIETY?

IT CARES JUST TOO MUCH, CHILL THE FUCK UP!





If I go full on fucking my mom… and even going around my dick father as for the father thing… it’s gay son… gay thing as for my mom thing milf… as for all for the all full on package it's… I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE!



AT LEAST FEEL GREATFUL THAT I AM NOT THROWING GOD WITTY TAILS!

Guys who go and rape girls… they are total alpha fucks… the guy who is going and raping… he today is definetly going to have sex… probably now… probably after an hour… a minute… a day… who knows!?

I STUDY AND READ ABOUT THIS SHIT



He is definetly going to have sucess with eomen as general stand point… because women like tension… like obstacles and so far if you got drama and punishing women ….. AND HONESTLY ONE OF THE MOST CRAZY CLARITTY ANSWER I HAVE EVER GOTTEN IS WOMEN SECRETLY IMAGINE BEING RAPE…

THOSE LITTLE MINGLE FINKY TWIKS… WANNA BE FUCKING RAPE… AS BAD AS HELL!!

Comedy: Hog

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I hope I get raped… right now… Holy bundle of fuck… younger girls full of shit.. so much that few days with them… your life gets on the



FUCKING PEDESTAL…

JESUS CHRIST SUCKS… SO DOES GOD

IF I AM PERVERT SO DOES GOD
IF SON OF GOD IS GOD AND THE SPIRIT ALSO GOD HOW MUCH PSYCHOLOGICAL MENTAL ILLNESSES DOES TGIS FUCK HAVE

DOES THIS FUCK HAVE SOME KINDA PERSONALITY DISORDER?




How is possible God to be one and and for each human being which we can spot God for him/her