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LESS NIGHMARES AND TO SLEEP WELL IS COMEDY!


WATCHING MORE AND MORE COMEDY!



Whatā€™s with this all dating adviceā€¦ it always not enough and people starving for more and moreā€¦ the more you dive deeper the more theory junkie you becomeā€¦ everything is so wrongā€¦ sone programs go so far that they start sayingā€¦


- Change your clothes
- Have a expensiveā€¦ not cheapā€¦ styleā€¦
ā€¦


So fuck all those sleazy fucks.. I hate them all some tips are like change ground and start from the beginning againā€¦ HOW ABOUT FUCK YOUā€¦ FUCKING FAGGOT


What type of fucking flickering fucks are those thereā€¦ to tell me what to wear..  fix paradoxical argumentsā€¦ and tipsā€¦ tips which work in specific situations and im others you need othersā€¦


SO YEAHā€¦ MOST CASES YOU SHOULDNā€™T BUY A GIRL A DRINKā€¦ THERE ARE RARE CASE IN WHICH YOU NEED TO BUY DRINKS TO GIRLS


GO KILL YOURSELF FUCKING EXPERTā€¦ YOU ARE AN EXPERT AND YOU NARROW IT DOWN UP TO THIS?
GO KILL YOURSELF



I am expert of making people feel good when they kill themselvesā€¦ so here is the thingā€¦ my service cost 50$ dollarsā€¦ I come there and say shitty storiesā€¦ I insultā€¦ and fuck aroundā€¦ so fuck all people who are wasting life?
Why?
Because who to fuck more energetic fuck or less?
I prefer the less energetic peopleā€¦ they just donā€™t have enough energy to bother around debating and arguing.


I like fat people as much I like whalesā€¦ I HOPE FAT PEOPLE CHOCKE WHILE THEY EAT

Because most problems come from fatsoā€¦ from those fucking fat peopleā€¦

Cholesterolā€¦ dietā€¦ diabetesā€¦ FUCK ā€˜Em.. life just has gotten worser because of couple of fucks are emotionally uncapable human beings and donā€™t know how to deal with stress and anxiety and depressionā€¦ they cope systemā€¦ itā€™s installed


Fatso Mode 2.0

- Eat
- Eat More
- Drink
- Eat more sugar shit
- Eat sweets
- Eat more
- Eat Fucking more
- You need food


Thatā€™s what their database in their fucking localhost hasā€¦ fuck less.. do less activies and inject more unhealthy habbits and activitiesā€¦

I hate couples and people who commit as far to marring each other ā€¦ arenā€™t you alreadyā€¦ feeling greatā€¦ you got something most people fail to have and most the database and news about problems in relationships comes from people who are problematic from first place.


Selfiesā€¦ picturesā€¦ capturing momentā€¦ going on social media and wasting time over there and what are the biggest accomplishments of society?

Mhmā€¦ let me give a thought!

- Less energetic
- Sick inside and Outside
- ā€¦ Comedy: Full

 By DeYtH Banger




Oh definetly I am going to go with full volume work out and fuck all machos in the gymā€¦


GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE


GET ON THE FUCKING LINE

GET ON THE FUCKING LINE



Come onā€¦ get on the fucking lineā€¦ jump and kill yourselfā€¦ itā€™s the best activity human being like you can doā€¦ we now tolerate musclesā€¦ not intellectā€¦ but musclesā€¦ not clowns and being nice and wittyā€¦


We ban those set of behaviorsā€¦ we grab ā€˜em and ban them one by oneā€¦ each set of skillā€¦ we



ALL ARE FOR MUSCLES

BIG ARMS
BIG LEGS
CHEST MUSCLES



Fuck all that shitā€¦

Come over you fucking muscle addictsā€¦ come over and start the suicide processā€¦ whatever you doā€¦ jump out of a buildingā€¦ show how resistant you are by getting hitted by a carā€¦ show us how smart you are by hitting yourself with different type of objectsā€¦
Hammerā€¦ rockā€¦ paperā€¦ TVā€¦ show us how good you are by staying and becoming a goalkeeperā€¦

I hope all those folks get on the line and a western guy comes and shoot themā€¦ definetly we need to shoot those intellectualā€¦ the real reason is



STOPPING SOCIETY FROM GROWING
CREATING FEAR IN SOCIETY

WE DEFINETLY DONā€™T NEED THAT



And as for me.. I love to get botheredā€¦ life just start getting meaning.

Peopleā€¦ four legged expired meat the last thing on the menu is people, but still I wonder what we do with the pick up manipulating tricksā€¦ push-pull - showing to the galā€¦ that you have experience with women, negs - show to the galā€¦(girl), that you donā€™t care and you are okay to offend her.


AND I DEFINETLY ON THIS RIGHT NOW POST SIGN MY CONTRACT



The problem of some stuff is that itā€™s addictiveā€¦ some statesā€¦ high statusā€¦ statesā€¦ you need to prove it to your brain over and over and over and overā€¦ sometimes the question is when is going to end all of yhs shitty thing!

Comedy: Anger

 By DeYtH Banger


I have anger issuesā€¦ I get itā€¦ my family is not stableā€¦ my mom is a fucker who is sick for cocks as for my dadā€¦ fuck ā€˜emā€¦ dead or life..  just a cup of semen. I hope this fuck rot in hell.


I like people who are blind itā€™s fucking awesome ..  they have less issues than other peopleā€¦ + plus deaf people are funā€¦ less visionā€¦ lowe standards.


Some people go on round take life serious, fuck 'emā€¦ all of themā€¦ each by eachā€¦ single by single. I hate mom telling me, take life serious my friendsā€¦  aka parentsā€¦ I wonā€™t take life seriouslyā€¦ I got one life ā€¦ I took life seriously in my early young ageā€¦ I went as far with the circle of depression and anxiety episodesā€¦ I was nearly mentality disfunctional.

Here is one thing children getting killed by carā€¦ itā€™s not badā€¦ itā€™s fucking awesomeā€¦ we need to hit more from those fucks..  what we get from those set of tests is that they are brainless zombies. Okayā€¦ thatā€™s the conclusionā€¦ brainlessā€¦ greedyā€¦ selfish pricksā€¦




- I want tablet
- I want candies
- I want Iphone
- I want new set of toys
- I want this new thing
- I want new phone
- I want new computer


SO FUCK YIU
GO TO HELL
AND LEAVE ME ALONE

GREEDY BASTARD

ā€¦


STOP FUCKING AROUND!




I hate people who stutter
Whatā€™s wrong with those guys?

Your mom didnā€™t love you enough?
Your father is a badboy?


Whatā€™s wrongā€¦ here is the thingā€¦ I sonā€™t careā€¦ you have in tour pocket excuse and



THIS FUCKING EXCUSE IS STOPPING YOU FROM SUCESS



Rapeā€¦ whatā€™s fun in that here is the thingā€¦ nothibg thatā€™s come here and make it fun.


First of all reason of rape too fucking horny at first place.
Second of all why we all are supriseā€¦ and impressed of all this rape bullshit?

Here is the thing young men was out he had urges which he couldnā€™t anynore control and a young womanā€¦ with a sexy clothesā€¦

He couldnā€™t repress those set of urges and moreā€¦ and he went up to her full onā€¦




FUCKING FULL ON
JUST FUCKING FULL ON

AND THEN HE WAS CLEARLY
WITH DICK ON
HORNY AS HELL AND HE WAS DEFINETLY ALPHA AND DOMINATING AND WHY THAT COUNTS AS RAPE AND OTHER SUCESS LAY STORIES COUNT AS NORMAL IS AS INTERESTING AS MORE PEOPLE ARE INTERESTED INTO PORN!


ITā€™S DEFINETLY
OBSESSIVE AND COMPULSIVE


WHY AM I ANGRY?
MHM
WHY NOT
IGNORACE
FAKE REALITY
SOCIAL MEDIA

IS THIS ENOUGH TO MOVE ON THE NEXT TOPIC?


I donā€™t like phone callsā€¦ those shit bringsā€¦ massive amount of anxietyā€¦. Fucking massively!

Screw upā€¦ yup I was screw up in my life because:

1) I took life seriously
2) I was tryingbto apply morality
3) Religion (Fiction Shit)



FUCK ALL EXPERTS

FUCK ALL THOSE DATING AND GURU EXPERTSā€¦ FUCK 'EM



I have seen all 'em!

People want respectā€¦ but do they deserve it?

Fuck this topic, letā€™s move on..!

Now I want to give lesson to all of youā€¦ fucking all of youā€¦ look at yourself.. look how much things you have doneā€¦ look how much fucking opportunity you have missedā€¦ mainly because of your ego and scarcity mindset.


What I can say is the person who stopping himself from yourself is youā€¦itā€™s you!

How did went one case with a girlā€¦ when I wanted to talk to a group of girlsā€¦



MY MIND GAVE ME CALL

IT WENT AS FUCKED UP AS MY LEGS GOT SHAKING

NOW HOW DO YOU MAKE THIS MARK AS CONFIDENCEā€¦ HOW DO YOU TURN IT TO THIS SHIT

WHILE YOUR FRIEND IS CONTINUEING TO BE A THORY JUNKIE AND THE OTHERS ARE FUCKING AROUNDā€¦ BOT ANSWERING CALLSā€¦ ANSWERING CALLS

FUCK EM
ONE BY ONE

THOSE WHO FUCK AROUND ARE THE GUYS WHO GET CHICJS THE OTHER DUDES ARE JUST THE CROWDā€¦ WITH DICKS ON AND BEING NICE


STOP BEING NICE
GROW UP

Comedy: Whoa

 By DeYtH Banger



Definetly whoaā€¦ for all sake people are so much in average mindset that they are totally fucked upā€¦ over their assā€¦ they canā€™t show middle fingerā€¦ they judge wronfā€¦ theyā€™ve got wrong conclusions.


I hate people, I define my hatred as far as from starting from Bulgarian assholes drunk and mentality incapable creaturesā€¦ up to Russianā€¦ yeah damn Russiaā€¦ you heard me rightā€¦ I hate those vodka drunk societyā€¦ whatā€™s with drinking too much alcohol and going as far as deadly lethal doses of alcohol?



I JUST DONā€™T GET ITā€¦

YOU WONā€™T MINIMIZE PAINā€¦ YOU FUCKING TRIPPLE THE WHOLE THING!



More nasty and awful shit than a walking pigeon aka a momā€¦ wife or whatever you call a humzn being which is the other sex - female and the age is middle age 30-40 yearsā€¦


Shit like that is going to burn you as much going and gettibg papers and starting writting down suicide notes, those rejections just make you unstable. I just got rejected




Opener: Hi
Reply (her): moving hands (in a way showing that I am some kinda piece of shit)
Then
I said: Nice shoose



Definetly nice guy shit, I hate those nice shitty stuff
.. I JUST HATE IT





But whatā€™s with ads with erotic movements and geaturesā€¦ I DONā€™T GET IT!



ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL A PRODUCT OR YOU ARE TRYING TO MAKE COSTUMER ERECTION?


I hate fatsoā€¦ JUST DIE BITCH



I hate people it makes me look as far as slow eater or even below mideum eaters, which far as my knowledgeā€¦ my self-esteem goes down. Muscles guys neef one thing to put in their mouths dick and I WANT TO SEE MASSIVE GRINDS


COME ONā€¦ I WANT TO SEE ONE OF THOSE SHIT!


It will be fun to see an eldery  couple and my level of respect go as far as shotting those fuckersā€¦


Whatā€™s with black and so much confindence like you own the world,

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