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ARE APPLYINGā€¦ ā€œWE NEED NEW WAYā€¦ TO GET MY GREEDY SWEATY ASSā€¦ NEAR TO THE BIG MONEYā€


All people got a great life in social media, so does my dickā€¦ itā€™s premium viewerā€¦ he gives a chances to the cool girlsā€¦ not to the ugly onesā€¦
Sorry for using this wordā€¦ I AM AT LEAST HONEST
80% ARE MICE TO YOUā€¦ BECAUSE THEY DONā€™T WANT TO YO FEEL BADā€¦
I WANT TO BE HONEST OKAY




LAY DOWNā€¦
YOU FUMB FUCK
AND ITā€™S TIME TO LEARN A LESSON
ALL PEOPLE IN SOCIAL MEDIA


Are losersā€¦ ainā€™t joining the self-needyā€¦ apocalyptic self-narssistic behaviorā€¦ MY LIFE IS OKAY

I DONā€™T NEED
VALIDATION
I DONā€™T NEED SOMEBODYā€™S APPROVAL




2020 - Main Goal for the people who endā€¦ and leave school for a long timeā€¦ is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology.

2021 - Main Goal for the people who endā€¦ and leave school for a long timeā€¦ is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourselfā€¦ try it at least onceā€¦ go forward)

2022 - Main Goal for the people who endā€¦ and leave school for a long timeā€¦ is drink up as much as you can .. take drugs and visit toxicology. (But try be little better kill yourselfā€¦ try it at least onceā€¦ go forward)
(We are talking about full onā€¦ full fucking powerā€¦ main purpose is hangoverā€¦ main goal are addictionsā€¦ WE GOT ZERO TOLERANCE FOR THE PRIVIOUS CONTENSTANTS)




Which puts us in the next question as for why I go to ā€œbarsā€.. ā€œdiscosā€ā€¦ OH MAN I NEED MATERIALā€¦ I NEED FEW OF THOSE SUICIDE SQUADā€¦ I NEED BUNCH ā€˜EMā€¦

I need to observe and enjoy the level toxicity all of them go forwardā€¦ when I hear on the news a kid died from too much drugs or alcoholā€¦

YEAH I GOT IT..
I GOT TWENY MORE MINUTES OF SET ABOUT THOSE FUCKS
THANK YOU GOD




Oh my birthday was horribleā€¦ it was the most uselessā€¦ dayā€¦ the stuff which they gave meā€¦ they are outā€¦

One of my friends gave me energy drink for my birthdayā€¦ the costā€¦ the price which he setsā€¦ is lowā€¦ which means this shitty fucker doesnā€™t, deserve any further invitations from my sideā€¦

FUCK THUS GUY

Hairyā€¦
Sexual dysfunction guy



One time I was out with this guy and this whiny fuck start telling me ā€œMy dick hurtsā€¦:
"Ohā€¦ ughā€¦ it fucking hurtsā€¦ā€

OHā€¦ WHOA MENā€¦ STOP STABING BITCHESā€¦ STOP FORKING THEM UP WITH YOUR DICKā€¦
OKAYā€¦ GROW FUCKING PAIR OF BALLS
DISGUSTINGā€¦ SWEATY FUCK

I feel bad as a girlā€¦ IF I AM fucked by such low jerk harmonic fuckā€¦ I WILL KILL MYSELF
I WILL START CUTTING MY VEINS



He is sweaty
He gives himself to be dominantā€¦ to be alpha

FOR WHICH MY MOTTO FUCK THIS GUYā€¦
I AM GOING RUN HIM OVER BY USING A CAR

He shaves and in the same times buys shit from the store to use to put them into GIRLS JAY JAYā€¦

Okayā€¦ okayā€¦ thatā€™s what black people use ā€¦ AND FUCK THOSE NIGGAS
FUCK EM
IN ALL THEIR COLOURS
I HOPE GOTS END ALL THOSE EXPIRED FUCKS

Once I was with my wingman and he told me that the owner of the store has been arrestedā€¦

WOWā€¦ WOWā€¦ MAFIO
.. FUCKā€¦ FUCK YOUā€¦

His hair is greasy ā€¦ he showers once a monthā€¦ come onā€¦ this guy is perfect for homelessā€¦ thatā€™s what we need to make him homeless..

THIS FISGUSTINC AMATEUR CREATUREā€¦

NEEDS TO BE PUT DOWNā€¦ PINā€¦ FORK
This fuck and letā€™s be over with this shitā€¦
His momā€¦ his father..
Fuck 'emā€¦

HERE IS HOW MUCH I CAREā€¦ I HOPE I CAN RUN OVER HIS WHOLE FAMILYā€¦
THE MOST USELESS MEMBERS IN THE FOOD CHAINā€¦ THE MOST HORRIBLE. . DISGUSTINGā€¦ UGLY LOOKING PEOPLE
I HOPE I CAN KILL 'em..

God needs to kill agnosticsā€¦

COME PEOPLE GO IN HELLā€¦ I DONā€™T CARE ABOUT YOUR AGNOSTICISMā€¦ I KNOW YOU NEED to dieā€¦ Comedy: Sobriety

 By DeYtH Banger




One of my friends told me about his mass levels of sexā€¦ 15 years of abusive relationshipā€¦ with getting pregnant the bitchā€¦ holy fuck dysfunctional relationshipā€¦ before that 3 years of mass sexā€¦ massiveā€¦ maniac sex with 17 year old woman and he is 11-12 year old kidā€¦


He says that his life sucks and his life is horribleā€¦


THIS GUY IS AT LEAST TRYING
MEā€¦
I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY FIRST RELATIONSHIP
ITā€™S HOLY FUCK NERV WRECK
I LOST ALL MY FRIENDSā€¦ PRETTY MUCH BETTING ON MY LIFE AS MOST OUTCOMERSā€¦ NEWCOMERS GO WITH

I AM PRETTY DONE WITH MY LIFEā€¦ IF I KILL MYSELFā€¦ I AM DOING IT MAINLY BECAUSE OF THE JOY OF WONDER



If you want to kill yourselfā€¦ right nowā€¦ go get itā€¦ go fucking do itā€¦ I WONā€™T HATE YOUR JUDGE YOU LIKE MOST OF FRIENDSā€¦ AND RELATIVES




I CARE ABOUT YOU
I BELIEVE THAT YOU TAKE THE RIGHT DECISIONā€¦

PROBABLY GOD HAS SEND YOU A MESSAGE ON MESSANGER ā€œKILL YOURSELFā€ Which abruptly is most right decision you can takeā€¦ go take itā€¦
God has said his wordsā€¦

HE DOES NOT NEED YOU
THE WORLD CAN FUCTION AND WITHOUT PRESENCE



My mom is the most unpleasant fuckā€¦ she is fuckingā€¦ SHE GOT THE BALLSā€¦

MEā€¦ I AM DEAD INSIDE
EVERY DAYā€¦ WEEK IS WONDER OF SUICIDE


Should I die?
Or I shouldnā€™t?
Should I?
Or
Not


I hate people who tag themselves into events in which first placeā€¦ ainā€™t commonā€¦ I HATE IT
I HOPE THEY DIE
IN WHOLE FUCKING PACKAGE!



Bitches need musclesā€¦ thatā€™s why they spend days into masturbating and working hours into jerking off guysā€¦

We are talking holy shitā€¦ whole fucking dietā€¦ and muscle build up program.
Biceps
Triceps

Wanna know the secret?
Listen!
Use one of your fucking senses in your advantageā€¦ holy fuck!



People say comedy is all about structuringā€¦ shitā€¦ stuffā€¦ all about thisā€¦ I AM HOLY FUCK

I AM HERE TO HAVE FUNā€¦ NOT TO GO ON PRIMAL EXAM PERIODS

YOU HATE ME RIGHT NOWā€¦ OR PROBABLY YOU GONNA FEEL THE SLEIGHT OF HAND HATREDā€¦




IN THE BIBLE 400 TIMES IS USED THE WORD ā€œLOVEā€ IN ALL CASES IT HAS BEEN USEDā€¦ FOR AUTHORITY AND OBEDIENCE

If you are shy and desperate while you watch pornā€¦ thatā€™s the most horrible combinationā€¦ life sucks menā€¦ if you are happyā€¦ just little too muchā€¦ over the top happy people put you in the category ā€œon drugsā€.., ā€œusing strong amount of alcoholā€ā€¦
Nowadays sadā€¦ being depress is okayā€¦ being too happy and over the top ā€¦ smiling and laughingā€¦

HARD DRUGS MEN
THATā€™S DIAGNOSIS




I feel awful around peopleā€¦ I always need to be sharpā€¦ to keep my tongue in the mouthā€¦ to play safeā€¦ have funā€¦ donā€™t go farā€¦ donā€™t go too nearā€¦

OH GOD
READING THIS SHIT MAKES ANGRY
FEELING THIS SHIT IS AWFUL

WOMRN SLWAYS FUCK YOU OVER GOING ON PROSTITUTE WE ARE TALKING ABOUT 3-4 DAYS OF TOXICITYā€¦ ENDURANCEā€¦ GETTING

MARRIAGE
RELATIONSHIPWE ARE TALKING ABOUT YEARS OF SOBRIETY YOU NEED




I am not right now in relationshipā€¦ because is total red flag my last one + on the other sideā€¦ I need to be stone emotionally.. always readyā€¦
No problems
Have stuff
Have my life going on

Right thereā€¦ right nowā€¦ I AM TOTAL SUICIDE FREAK

I stopped going to prostitutes

1) No Moneyā€¦ to handle them up
2) I got enough year shamingā€¦ right nowā€¦ I am thinking of getting of grave certificateā€¦ right thereā€¦

Okayā€¦ okayā€¦ I FUCKING THE WHOLE ROUND OF PICK UP ARTIST

I HATE THEM
WE GOT NATURALS
WE GOT BETAā€™S AND NOW MORNING AND DAYGAME ARTIST WITH CONDOMS IN THEIR POCKETSā€¦



So ā€œIf he is bad assā€¦ā€
- He is that imageā€¦ because he wants to fuck you.

So ā€œIf he is clear and honest with the whole fucking decision about sex and fucking youā€¦ā€

- He is doing that because he is desperateā€¦ guy and he takes decisions in desparate time.

So ā€œIf he does not admits itā€¦ and also fucks aroundā€¦ā€

- That guy has over the top gameā€¦ and he clearly wants to fuck you over girls.


The nice guy?
Thatā€™s the creep in the back yard masturbating to be nice + he is doing itā€¦ because thatā€™s his way of seeing success

BUT AS CHARLES DARWIN EVOLUTION GOES WE REMOVE THE NICE GUYS BECAUSE THEY LAST FINISH


WE REMOVE THE GAYSā€¦ BECAUSE HILY FUCK THEY ALSO TAKE DUMB DECISIONS

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Publication Date: 12-10-2019

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