Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's Life #5) by DeYtH Banger (best smutty novels txt) 📕

can’t spot it… the bible is madd for the average and the poor nation not for the well educated people. If you are well educated person the last thing in your head is imaginary friend like God.

Semen is low calibrated hanging food… okay… by product of yousuck.com also author  of Semen is the most horrible recipe, Hey Homos stop canabalosim… You comedians suck… so try a cock.

Hair… I mean… just fucking imagine hair in the soup is fucking awful… seeing a hairy armpits… or pussy oh god… oh lord save me from the hell… It’s fucking awful… ut’s mainly because it creates sweat…

NO FUCKING PERSON INTERESTED IN INVESTING DICK FUCKING A CALORIE

THAT’S WHAT CALORIE IS!

Sex a human drive track to getting sucess Comedy: Words 2

By DeYtH Banger


What’s wrong with you bitch…?

What’s fucking wrong with you?
You are generaly having more sex than a males can havd in their lifetime… for what are you bitching about?



SHUT THE FUCK UP!


You women you know how to apply emotions… know what men think about… know what body language says and we males we suck!


When We are funerals we are ricks we look at the dead body and we are like “What’s wrong with this dude?”

Scientifically you women leave more than men… men keep in bottle their emotions… anger… agrression is a holy grail of cancer and tumor. We nen need to leatlrn how to read body language…



BECAUSE MOST OF US ARE BORN IN DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILES WHY DO YOU THINK THERE ARE MORE
MALE KILLERS, STALKERS… RAPIST

ALL THOSE FOLKS HAD IT ENOUGH AND TOOK THIS FUCKING GAME OF GOD IN THEIR HANDS

Sex… sword vs hole… I MEAN NOT A HUGE EVOLUTION STILL TGE SAME SPORT PLAYING AS GOD SAYS GO MULTIPLY… BUT DO NOT CHEAT… IR EVEN FUCK THE NEIGHBOR WIFE IR GIRLFRIEND… IT’S NOT WISE



Affairs are made just show progress in relationships… marriage they are made just to show the stronger bond. Lies cool thing… it’s definetly a sin… But if we take it seriously and say no more lies we are putting a whole evolution in front of a dead end road… which means we can’t fuction without lies we all need to lie… BIBLE IS A LIE… THE WHOLE FUCKING SEX WITH YOUR MOM WAS BUILD UPON A LIE… I CALL IT THE BAYBE STEP LIE…

You isolate the girl by using baybe steps up to home… if it was honesty even the whole group addict think won’t fuction… MAINLY BECAUSE HOW THIS SHITTY THING WILL FUCTION WITHOUT THE MADE UP SHIT GOD… HIGHER BEING


SORRY GUYS SUCH THING DOES NOT EXIST HERE IS MY ARGUMENT


“If you exist… you higher being … come over and start proving me that you exist show to the leople who doubt you… the truth… if not come over and give me a handjob… not with invading a host… but… you dear lord dear fucking asshole… come over.”


NO REPLIES
NO EVIDENCE


So fuck the whole lord shit!
People say that there is a high spirtual being, also known as God!

And what does stops this being a pervert?
After all in the bible is written we are made into his image… which means frim here God is a human + he is a man… not a woman.

The interesting part is that everybody sees in a different way God… we are not talking about enlightment we are talking about a whole fucking roll of mental disorder… We are talking about mental illness with different types of effects on each human…. I tried relationship… I want to be little honest on this topic… I don’t wan to sound hightly dysfunctional… It went as far aa 1 day relationship… left mainly becaise she was fucked up.. I tried cyber relationship… It went well until I got a comment.



SHE SUCKS
SHE IS UGLY
SHE AWFUL


By friends… so my actions were like… immediately  fuck off and I left het… I just tried


“In the next 60 seconds you are my girlfriend…
- It was awful… I got thing like "No Thank you"…
I have tried to be less creepy and more fun guy but people see me as a guy on drugs + "High Five” went like…

Immediate… fast walking and lwfting me with the note “No…No"…


Nice Guys creepy … bad and rude people great guys…


ONE THING I AM GOING TO SAY
LIFE SUCKS

Comedy: Words 3

By DeYtH Banger


Nation can be kill by words… over and over and over but not by the letters but the meanings and the context attached to them.

Macedonian language sucks, we started tge whole debate so let’s move on God sucks mainly because repeation… shit written with main goal manipulation… and why in first place we need bible to be good people and feel good about ourself. When bible after all is the most horrible recipe for “feel good”. It’s full of chaos!


Sexting is something which happens we need to be open minded and in the same those inner girl insticts of a girl about who is “predator” and who “is not"… Are most time bullshit and also there are people who want more creative sexting messages.


Alcohol let’s talk about this… less offended!



BE FUCKING LESS OFFENDED



Most people are born… and right now here in this moment because of lie which has grown into being drunk and having sex without condom. Most things happen accidentally… but people say "God” did it … how about go grab few jews … grab whole group of orthodox fucks and start fuck and spanking them… CLEAR OUT FOR THE WHOLE ARGUMENT


“Jesus Died for our sins… future and past…”
“God id good and there is devil…”


Put your fucking God in your pee hole as for future and past sins … GO FUCK THE WHOLE FUCKING GENRE


THIS ORTHODOX WANTS ME TO TELL HIM JOKES… OH COME ON… I AM NOT A MONKEY ON STRINGS… OKAY… YOU CAN’T EXPECT IN THE WHOLE FUCKING MORNING GREAT PUNCHLINE… AND WELL FORM JOKES… PUT THIS FUCKING DLIP ZIP BULLSHIT IN YOUR ASS


“I was like you… you are definetly too drugged with redpill…”

“I was”… bullshit go fuck yourself those manipulative seed planting shit won’t work here.



YOU ARE TODAY HERE BECAUSE OF YOUR FUCKING ALCOHOLIC FATHER… YUP WE ARE GOING TOTAL STRAIGHT WIPE OUT GAYS… OKAY…

People gonna hate me on this shit… too much dosed on redpill..
That’s how I am described


Crazy
Provocative
Edgy
And
Right Now Bad Influence


How about go killl yourself?
You pathetic piece of shit… I am so much enthusiastic.…so what your mom is the same bitch…  She was over energetic… mentally fucked up… and definetly when she was calling the police she did it because she is a cunt.


I hate the whole idea of people spreading around their semen…and fucking girls just too pass to the next gemstic poll… Why my dad is dead?


Easy question, first of all I won’t answer… second of all fuck you that you didn’t god your early updates. My dad killed himself mainly because he fpund the proficiemt percentafr of me succeeding as a male figure… THUS DAMN MOTHERFUCKER FOUND OUT AND FUCKING FIGURE OUT THE WHOLE LOGISTICS…


People get depress from the truth… like certain type of edgy behavior… not all but certain type of… in certain percentage… LIFE SUCKS
OKAY… YOU NEED TO PLANT THIS FUCKING SEED IN YOUR HEAD


Here is the thing we gonna get far and edgy most comedians sucks… our American President is out of a playboy magazine.

Comedy: Words 4

By DeYtH Banger


If you are liar… you going into the fucking hell hole ….. I don’t give a fuck are you religious or not. If you get offended or over sensitive… and you get easily offended….


COME ON FUCKER
DON’T YOU READ THE MESSAGE… COMEDY IS NOT FOR YOU

GO TO YOUR FUCKING MOMMY


People are undifferent… ugly… all of them have problem… there are one of the fancy one humans who say if you not selling you can’t sum up… people… yes… I can… YES I CAN

If you drunk… alcoholic… self-esteem issues… drugs… that for sure dpesn’t make you noney expert investor or even a judge sorry but fpr president you won’t be taken.

There are people who start to tell stories there was a guy with obstacles and obsession.. then he started meeting girls with the same name over and over and over… OKAY FUCK THIS GUY AND HIS OBSESSION
WHAT HE IS A A GUY WITH SERIOUS ISSUES!
Fuck people’s hobbies… fuck people interest.. because they ain’t indivuduals but masses.




I just said to drug addicts put into a drink of a girl… excatazy.. it’s date rape and they said you went too far… You can’t say that!

I went to near and definetly fuck off you jackoff why?



Low calibrated… low degradable… bitch! Come on stop masturbating you gonna get vision and teeth problems… Losing vision and defibetly teeth!

You can google it up… you can step it up once in your life you angry lottle midgets always wanting and desiring to know and learn but as always failing with the start. I got misophonia which means I get easily annoyed by people who eat and breath loudly… chew loudly and let’s re-shape it… rewire it and re-design it I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT


Let’s make it fun and complex after life is all about this… Making it complex.. not simple…

We overstress
We overdepress
We overthink
We overeat



We always make easy shit into complex so that’s how it starts the case of the serial killer drinking blood of animals, injecting into hinself blood from animals…. We are talking about holy spirit mirscle ..  let’s say God exist for tge sake of the argument and look what freak has joined the show?

DID YOU KNOW THAT Ted Bundy had a chance to be a Governor… Even if you don’t know that just keep lights on BECAUSE BTK killer was an alarm installer guy… Look how fucked up is the guys we think and pay to secure are the same freaks who desire our wirst destiny… I won’t blame society… I will blame Government they have low budget of financing freaks aka Serial Killers.

Nothing makes