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YOUR HELMET DEAR RILIGIOUS RETARDED FUCKS


THE WHAT THING ON MY LIST IS A GUY ON GRINDER WITH SERIOUS STALKING ISSUES FAMOUS AS GOD TO WATCH ME
HOW ABOUT GO PLAY WIYTH YOUR IMAGINARY FRIENDS



The Bible book serious scam
ā€¦ it has plot holes, repeation and it doesnā€™t help at allā€¦ THAT I HAVE CROSS AROUND MY NECK DOESNā€™T SAVE ME FROM RAPE MODE TIGER


I got this motherfucker Godā€¦ easy and simple fuckā€¦ all issues - Not really pointed outā€¦ but the lack of characters development nothing more leaves to me, than to think that he has got one of tbose personality disorders. I want one of thoseā€¦ or few of those animal chicksā€¦ I KNOW IF I AM RELIGIOUSā€¦ I GO TO HELLā€¦ I KNOW ITā€™S DEFINETLY FUCKED UP THING


But I want of those aninal chicksā€¦ horse chicksā€¦ dog chicks or whatever animal she is in favor withā€¦ I want to as near to this daughter of bitch as possibleā€¦ I want to study her lifeā€¦ life issuesā€¦ itā€™s another ā€œmust-toā€.. goal oriented shit.
So thing goes aroundā€¦ 3 hours you have wasted with this shitty goalā€¦ thingā€¦ to watch sportsā€¦ with this goesā€¦ time outā€¦ breaks of the game with main goal ads. Comedy: Got It Right

 By DeYtH Banger


I got it all rightā€¦ OKAY?
I definetly got it all right most peopleā€™s lifes are worthless thatā€™s why they watch footballā€¦ they drink alcoholā€¦ high dosesā€¦ just to numb their painā€¦ the pain of procrastination, laziness.



Why you should get upset for a group of strangers?
They even donā€™t give a fuck a little about youā€¦ and you get upset over them?



Probably know their age, skills, life, read books about themā€¦ know each gameā€¦ and with each resultā€¦ BUT WHAT DOES IT POINT OUT THIS?


YOU HAVE SERIOUS STALKING ISSUES!
And also you donā€™t have a life to live so you obsessing over somebody else life.

Testorone keeps ypu fit and estrogen cones when you masturbate it makes you fat and we need start throwing cookies at the fatsoosā€¦





DIE YOU FUCKING TWAT FAT FUCKS!


The thing is masturbarion innerly kills you.. the more constantly you masturbate the more chances to lower your life force. Cool phrase ā€œŠ•Š±Š°Š½ŠøŠµ Šø Š‘ŠµŠ³Š°Š½ŠøŠµ"ā€¦ let me repeat, "Š•Š±Š°Š½ŠøŠµ Šø Š‘ŠµŠ³Š°Š½ŠøŠµ"ā€¦

Think about itā€¦ when you are with friends, the last thing you want is to order something which is fucking too expensive and shitty complex foodā€¦ WHAT MAKES ME HAPPY IS EASY FOOD.
FOOD WHICH IS EASY



AND WHEN WE TALK ABOUT FOOD WHEN YOU ARE EXTRA IN A MOVIE THE LAST THING THEY WANT YOU TO SHOWOFF IS YOUR TALENT
THEY ARE NOT HERE FOR YOUR TALEMT
YOU CAN SIGNā€¦ YOU CAN BE A COMEDIAN?
SO WHAT?
FUCK YOU
YOU ARE HEREā€¦ THE TRUTH YOU ARE LIKE OTGERS
NO ENGLISH
NO TALKING TO THE TEAMā€¦ WHICH INCLUDES ACTORS, PRODUCERSā€¦ DIRECTORS AND SO ON AND SO FORT

THE MOST IMPRESSIVE THING IS BEING EXTRA IS THE WORST JOB YOU CAN TAKE AND WORK


So drivers women compassionate and boys I got this fuckers are horrible twisted and full of rules of stoicism. Here is a tip for every member of stoicism groupā€¦ one by oneā€¦ each by each
ā€¦ kill ā€˜em. When bitch is talking about a men which she hatesā€¦ she means that she likes him and her fucking pussy gets wetā€¦ and todayā€™s topic is men are like beast and women are beautiful creaturesā€¦
Okay and I hate othersā€¦ why?
Not my class of inteligence!
If you want to feel worse and with lower manipulation IQ ā€¦ start reading lay reportsā€¦ whatā€™s those reports evidently showā€¦ is that there is some kinda wrong thing about you.. there is a wrong fetish about you..


The guy with the beer, knows it allā€¦ the drunk guys are the sucessful guysā€¦ I mean the only way to pass your genesā€¦ and in tge same time to do not give a fuck is not being soberā€¦ people all the time do itā€¦ thatā€™s most frustrates me with humans amd as for me I am defectedā€¦ I DONā€™T FEEL SMALL AMOUNT OR LARGE AMOUNT OF LUST FROM ALCOHOL OR DRUGS

If I get one of those nasty fancy diseases like cancer, tumor or even body ā€¦ aka physic mutationsā€¦. I WONā€™T FEEL BAD ABOUT MYSELFā€¦ I WONā€™T FEEL ASHAMEā€¦ MAINLY BECAUSE IF GOD HAS MADE THAT ONTO YOUā€¦ IT MEANS HE HATES YOY SO MUCH THAT THE LAST THING HE COULD ALOW ā€¦ TO A FLESH EATING BACTERIA LIKE YOUā€¦ IS TO CONTINUE THE GENE POOL.

Comedy: Mutations

 By DeYtH Banger



Think about itā€¦ how person like me to be sexual.
ā€¦ I fucking lost my voiceā€¦ I canā€™t be angryā€¦ I canā€™t be loudā€¦ I am fucked upā€¦ with this kinda volumeā€¦ I can be more likely some creep lurking around. My voice is fucked over, and what so far is possibility of saying that God hates meā€¦


AT HIMā€¦ I THROWED MASSIVE AMOUNT HATEā€¦
IN HIS DEFENSE GET IT IN ALL LEVELS THAT HE IS GOING TO.SCREW ME OVER


As I would say or put itā€¦ ā€œLeverage that bitch"ā€¦ which meansā€¦ If you donā€™t do your magic right nowā€¦ getting the set hookā€¦ leadingā€¦ then in the further passed time.ā€¦ it gets harder and harderā€¦



ITā€™S DEFINETLY ONE OF THOSE BIG LOADS OF GODā€¦
THATā€™S HOW I SEE AND READ GODā€¦ HE IS MASSIVE CUNT

AND YUP YOU SHOULDNā€™T MAKE THE GIRL FEEL GUILTY



Let me tell you some shitā€¦ first of all put your shitty ads.. and comments in your assholeā€¦ Also the way you deal with a meet upā€¦ sucks!


FOR GOD SAKE GROW UP



So my study analysis say when a woman is full of alcoholā€¦ and laughing and on drugsā€¦ thatā€™s the best moment to  go and fuck her ā€¦ I MEAN SHE IS HAPPY ABOUT LIFE



MY THOUGHT IS LET ME MAKE THIS MISERABLE
ā€¦. LET ME WANKā€¦ YANK THAT BITCH ON EARTH LEVELā€¦


Have in mind the things which I say are from study analysis from secret society. So in other wordsā€¦ fucked up people got fetishes



FULL ON



When a prositute comes out of carā€¦ she walks confidentlyā€¦ full mouth with semenā€¦ The sheer level of tasting this white thing makes me vomitā€¦ FOR GOD SAKE ITā€™S NIT GRANDMA SOUPā€¦ ITā€™S KIDS AND YOU ARE TOTALLY  DIGESTING THEM AS JUICE


She wipes mouth or whatever is dirtyā€¦ fix clothesā€¦ and walks  confidently to the next target ā€¦ which us staring at herā€¦ Here is what I can spotā€¦ not an psychologistā€¦ but letā€™s sayā€¦ I GOT OPINION ON SPECIFIC TOPICS

SHE LIKES STALKERS TO FUCK HER
TO TOUCH BIG HARD DICKS

WE ARE TALKING HEREā€¦ RIGHT NOW ABOUT SERIOUS "DADDY LOVE ME ISSUESā€

You cool stories think.about Mother Theresaā€¦ she stealing from the poorā€¦ she is like Robin Hoodā€¦ from the futureā€¦ more screw up personā€¦ more fucked upā€¦
Muhamed Gandhi this guy here was sleeping naked with naked women in his bedā€¦ THIS PERVERT KNOWS HOW TO DO STUFF DO RIGHT



We as humans celeberate name daysā€¦ birthdays and even funeralsā€¦ all there is food and gifts and presentsā€¦ I MORE LIKELY LIKE FUNERALSā€¦ YOU GET TO MEET PEOPLE AT FIRST PLACE YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO MEET + I GO THERE BECAUSE OF THE FOODā€¦ BUT STILL IS FUCKED UPā€¦ THE BODY IS DECAYING AND YOU ARE SIGNINGā€¦ AND THROWINGā€¦ WINE AND SOILā€¦ OVER A BODYā€¦

WHAT TYPE OF MOLESTED FANTASY IS THIS?
I MEAN TO EAT IN FRONT OF A DEAD BODYā€¦ DECAYING BODY IS VERY FUCKED UPā€¦ YOU GOT SICKO ISSUES

Comedy: Touch

 By DeYtH Banger




Everybody is open minded when his thoughts are read and here is the truth ā€¦


ITā€™S FAKE
I DO ITā€¦ BY GOING AROUND STUFF WHICH ARE ALL ABOUT ALL PEOPLE

ā€¦

SO SORRY IF YOU FEEL BADā€¦ BUT ITā€™S NOT A DUNGEON AND RAPE ME PLEASE, OKAY?



When you visualize Godā€¦ see him as a woman which never gets enoughā€¦ always wants more and more and even.

Narcissticā€¦ self-centeredā€¦ yup be fun and playfulā€¦ but the truth is that you are hereā€¦ right nowā€¦ because your life sucksā€¦ your whole fucking life sucksā€¦

You are not fun person to be around at first place and with my vocal tonality before few days ā€¦ it was great as forā€¦ now I sound like a nigga with nicknameā€¦ GOD HAS CHOCKED ME!


Rainā€¦ thatā€™s  way of God coping woth depressionā€¦ this above fuckerā€¦ GOT TOO MUCH SHOT TO DEAL WITH

GOD SOUNDS LIKE A GUY WHO HAD THE WORST SEX IN HIS LIFEā€¦ THATā€™S WHY ITā€™S RAINING!



Girlsā€¦ when is up to go homeā€¦ time it goes like ā€œI am hereā€¦ Can you give me ride up to homeā€¦ I am ready to give you bj or hjā€¦ā€

It sucks when you find the truthā€¦ that she us not here for youā€¦ itā€™s for the little twat in your pants hands up fot itā€¦ and thumbs down to you as a persona.


Sometimes when you need to talk to peopleā€¦ but canā€™t say anythingā€¦ goes like pointing a fingerā€¦ at them like you are choosing themā€¦ there are cases im which it works.ā€¦ which is greatā€¦ but there are and cases in which gets akwardā€¦  full all levelā€¦ whole premium package of akwardness.
Public  speaking is likeā€¦ sucking a dick and posting it on pornhubā€¦ it sucks and most timesā€¦ you feel deep shame inside your body. The main  problem is godā€¦ the shame is because at first place we need to feel guilty for killing Jesus. Datingā€¦ fuckingā€¦ sex all those acts people say are easyā€¦ but somehow I feel like God fuck me over on those here levelsā€¦



With level of attraction of lost voiceā€¦ gets as far as going in the bathroom and shittingā€¦ just nobody gives a fuckā€¦ which is how life worksā€¦!

This here is huge .. this hereā€¦ right nowā€¦ right in this fucking second itā€™s a lotā€¦ what I am saying isā€¦
Girls like the macho assholeā€¦ peopleā€¦ the rude kinda guysā€¦ their pussy gets wet when they see a macho starting to beat the shit out of somebodyā€¦ rough and very controlling behaviorā€¦



So here is the next festivalā€¦ the machos on the line all of them get

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