Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's Life #5) by DeYtH Banger (best smutty novels txt) 📕

the truth of the matter is process of manipulation, we go get married because most of you have attacent issues we are not talking about the doctor PHIL awful books or another self-help junkie book we are talking about the true issue of the problem.

When the dog while pooping looks you right in your fucking eyes, it’s called insecurity… it’s called level of akwardness…
The same of bitches which qualify themselves they are doing it… in the name of insecurity…THEY ARE FUCKING INSECURE

Nothings pumps her ego and boost up her self-esteem than a low standard fuck… this is theory okay… fuck me right in the eyes… but still no tongues.




What I want is to fuck fatso ..… fat bitch .. while I FUCK HER… TO SEE how her fatty acods, lard and the cup of calories are moving all in sync. It’s well balanced sex… like most diets…
When she touches my dick or jerk offs me… her fat glitchy hands are doing a the fucking work.

IT’S JERK OFF
MODE



What’s with whores after sex smoking and slowly killing themselves, what’s with piercing you hate yourself so much that you start punishing yourself with making holes in your body?
Women fuck… have sex… they can do it always as much as they want… in other side of the deck… men are fucked up…

With hard on dick… there is not beauty in it + they have rarely sex unpaid… and most sex is paid and if they have probably they have gone little too far.


If you fuck beauty, it means that you like yourself and you want to treat yourself in a good way.
Fucking fat girls, here the problems are that you have too much problems and you are ready to fuck your problems.
Fucking ugly girl, trying to have sex with yourself in front of the mirors.
Homos, here is the thing stop with sword hitting… it’s unnatural  and it’s the most dusturbing image you can see.

Okay… okay fucking stop with clapping and applause… I GET IT
ON THE TOPIC… I AM NOT A SUCESSFUL PERSON

When you talk to women there is calibrate mode which means in the mood in which she is the way she moves… that’s to what you need to adapt yourself and the conversation.



The comfort she has the more she speaks… the more low caliber hooks you  use  the more you start killing the conversation…


AND PLEASE REMIND ME WHY I SHOULD GO TO PROSTITUTES?

THE BITCH WANTS COMFORT
PUT MY DICK IN YOUR FUCKING MOUTH AND YOUR PUSSY… START THINKING ABOUT SUICIDE
IT'A FUN ARROGANT EXPERIENCE Comedy: Words 13

 By DeYtH Banger



Shakespear is a gay… look him… the most gayish character ever lived on this planet.

I just found out that my girlfriend has one trait of a  killers .. START UP AS A KILLER

SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE HAS PLAYED WITH DEAD ANIMALS… TOUCHING THEM WITH STICK AND ACTING OUT CURIOUS


THIS SHIT IS HORRIFIC END OF DISCUSSION

WHEN GUY FUCKS WOMEN HE THINKS ABOUT VALUE FUCKING IN MY BEHALF



I hate relationships because after this shit…. I GO FULL ON SUICIDE  ROLL GAME… I WANT TO KILL MYSELF

Did you knew that killing yourself, while acting out in stage of happiness… is not original at all… already one motherfucker has screw it up for all of us.

Warm up… you low type of piece of shit.



I thought about inviting my friends over… my new A AND AN friends to come over… but I AM AFRAID OF TO NOT OFFEND THEM



I HAD A CALL WITH MY MENTOR ABOUT SOME MOTIVATION

HE SAID “IF I WAS IN YOUR PLACE I WAS GOING POOP MYSELF.”


Few my other friends say, shit like:

“Stop energy drinks…”
“Start comming back more often and it work…”
“If something makes you feel bad or you don’t feel great call me.”



- Energy drinks, sorry I can’t stop it.. I AM DRINKING IT FOR WHILE I PERFORM TO DIE INMY SPECIAL TALENT

- Your mom was saying the same while I was fucking her, I did it for self-esteem boost.

“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,“Goodbye”,… nothing more than TV Show hecklers

Your mom didn’t say “Bye” when your father went with “Hello”… then the story goes as it follows, sorry for having so pathetic low self-esteem parents… definetly few members out of your family drink first to kill their dreams and second of all for not getting enough and third  just don’t like  what they see in the bitch… the women part of your family are drama queens… drama whores in other context and way.

Then your father lies with false time constrain in one of his hands and in the other with baybe stepping up to last location.




“After Party”

Sorry folks for killing the great thing but after party is after this club… bar… disco… festival… let’s go have sex…

Sex is more logical and easy deniable option so we go with the unlogical thing “after party”



IF YOU DON’T KNOW… I AM GOING TO MAKE YOU FAVOR… GIRLS FUCTION UNLOGICAL THAT’S WHY THEY BELIEVE IN GOD

ONE DAY THIS BEAST… BAD BOY… BAD FUCK IS GOING TO FUCK ‘EM!



“The Liar and The Secret”

- The guy who is ready to do everything for you… not from your family members, I am talking about the friend circle… the nice guy… this guy is ready to do everything BECAUSE HE WANTS TO FUCK YOU


THE LIAR

THE GUY WHO IS NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU… THE GUY WHO IS SAYING THIS TYPE OF SHIT

“I am not having sex tonight.”
“I won’t have sex with you… today…”



This guy is using the MANIPULATION “The Forbidden fruit"… which means the more you forbid something… the more people start to want it…


PEOPLE WANT TO HAVE
WHAT THEY CAN’T HAVE AT FIRST PLACE


Having human living inside you
…. For 9 months?

Really?


I HAVE SEEN SUCH FUCKERS ON TELLY … ALIENS

People kill themselves just to maxinize the sex percentage…

"I WANNA FUCK”

Comedy: Words 13 (Part 2)

By DeYtH Banger


If you are asking as for “am I good comedian?” Yourself must times the question is as near as “Do I have self-esteem?” Which means the moment you ask that’s the moment you lose the whole start… the whole beginning.




I thought about killing myself?
Why?
That’s my master lesson… the next level is get drunk… become a person in debt, suck in life, suck with stocks… go get a prostitute… START ROLLING OVER CASINO… DRUGS… SMOKE CIGARS AND MILL YOURSELF



If my mom needs to fuck somebody or even she start posting such type of post on the internet…

Most likely it will start with



“My husband died, I am lonely, not serious and I want to have sex.”


This pretty cuts through the chase… dicks is easy to get for girls… girls have more sex than males… I AM TALKING ABOUT STRAIGHT… NOT HOMOS… AS FOR HOMOS GO SUCK JESUS DICKS..
I HEARD THAT HE IS SPREADING AROUND MIRACLE

MIRACLE IS GENE DISTRIBUTED… GO GET SEMEN IN YOU MOUTH AND YOU ARE PRETTY READY TO GO AND FLASH MIRACLES AROUND



It’s pretty good technique… nobody wants to show off his bad side… probably meeting in AA and AN is sadly depressing, sad and pretty suicidal… as for here …. In out of such meetings… life is pretty like a bluepill.



My mom won’t add up… I AM TRAUMATAZING BITCH
I HAVE LOW TOLERANCE FOR BULLSHIT
DON’T FUCK AROUND WITH ME



Being with such snakes in relationship… is awful… it’s toxic, kill few years from your life + you got a wound from such bitches and definetly you are out of game.



I THOUGHT ABOUT GOING OUT WITH GIRLS… TALKING WITH THEM… HAVING FUN WITH THEM BUT AFTER PORN AND FUCKING MY HAND ARE THE BEST BET I CAN GO WITH RIGHT NOW



My hand has no hopes and nor those expectations on the other side of the coin girls have expectations.


Have experience… but do not fuck pleny of girls - Which is Paradox

Be nice - Which is wrong as fuck… if you listen to this advice… start working on your fucking gravestone because you gonna be lonely as fuck.

Don’t be control freak, obsessive and needy - Without a little experience or never been out with girl… accomplishing this shit as hard as asian yellow fuck trying to suck off his own cock.…

IF MALES COULD SUCK THEIR OWN COCKS DON’T EXPECT THEY WILL NEED IN FIRST PLACE FEMALE TOXICITY


Unreactive - This is bullshit… FOR ME IS BULLSHIT… BUT IT’S TRUE… THEY ARE SEARCHING OUT MALES WHICH ARE NON REACTIVE… IF YOU ARE REACTIVE YOU TOTALLY LOSE THE NEXT FEW ROUNDS WITH THE GIRL… SHE GONNA BE NICE JUST TO NOT CREATE PROBLEMS WITH YOU
BUT AFTER THAT ADIOUS AMIGO


Funny - But not a clown… or are clown monkey… if you are funmy be for yourself… not for them.… most advice on how to get a girl and fuck is paradoxical and fucked up advice… GIRLS DON’T SLEEP WITH CLOWNS


Pitty and Being Nice - Sorry folks but from she feeling pitty about you + you being nice… nor sex… so dig up your fucking grave.

Badass - It’s okay… a little… but not too much
Empathy - I don’t know… how to highlight this shit… OH GOD Empathy is the most important premise.

I got foot fetish + high heels fetish… I SAW TODAY A GRANNY… IF I THINK ABOUT FUCKING SUCH BITCH IN MY LIFE THE MOST CERTAIN PROBLEM IS THAT I NEED AUTHORITY IN MY LIFE… THAT’S THE TRUTH

I FUCK TO LEARN AUTHORITY… GRANDFATHERS ARE LOW CALIBRATED BY PRODUCTS THEIR LIFE SUCKS



I was thinking about how to pick up such a folk… I MEAN IT’S OUT OF YOUNG GROUP… MILF GROUP… IT’S WHOLE GILF SECTION



How do it… without being a rapist, without she calling the cops or on the other day she to be…
I DON’T KNOW
A KILLER?
A STALKER?
MAD?




I don’t know what happens with girls… girls since young age are toxic… that’s why men become homos… they want less troubles and less drama… males are stoic… cold wall… girls are so screw up and fucked up..
Few dates with those fuckers… little far or little… not too far going they can put you in the whole fucking suicide genre.
If I go to empthy my baggage of ball load … into a mommy hands… which means milf section… probably os for self-esteem boost… IF I FUCK THIS FUCKER… I CAN IGNORE IT



I hate religious nuts… they are so awful… so horrible… they believe that there is out there men who cares about them..

I GOT A THING ABOUT YOU
FUCKING GROW UP

Didn’t had enough childhood imaginary friends?

Here is the thing which makes me angry and feel awful… if he puts his voice down and talks in a down tone… probably he is nor interested and nor motivated having anything with you… he is going to treat you nicely… and going to fuck you over in a nice way.



Some girls smile because they want to mask being nervous… THEY DO GELREAT JOB MEN ON THE OTHER HAND ARE FUCKING BAD AT THIS SHIT… I WENT TO PROSTITUTE

The moment I was inside her fuck room…

- She knew that I feel worried
- She