Yup, Please Hate YourSelf (BJ's Life #5) by DeYtH Banger (best smutty novels txt) 📕

fucking life… I told one of my friends to put extazy into a drink of a girl… one of the guys told me that I have  shhh.. shh.. went too far… “come on we are addicts.. din’t say such shit..”.. the problem is that I have found the most shortcut to a pussy.
My friend grom facebook sent me “Evolution = Suicide” … I send him a book called “Reasons to kill yourself..” His reply was, it’s not funny anymore. Nobody wants the truth about themselves, they like to fuck around with others and say shit like … “get over it..”, “grow up” and “get your life in your hands…”..So being honest is the last trade mark of suceeding in life. I am not a zombie…


OKAY BITCH…

My life goes unemotional… okay, I don’t want to get overpulluted with emotions or even geeting a fucking flood from this shit.
People get easily addicted… that’s what’s awful about society. I am going disagree with David Mamet argument that crowds are smart and individuals are dumb.

The problem is that yoy haven’t met the right people… so your argument is wrong. Romance = Porn.. if you want all day sex and sex and getting fucking overflood with erection go with this fucking genres.. Life is not pnly about this it’s about the starvation kids in Africa.. the guy who rapes women… killers… We got fucking


Whole show .. full free package of entertainment.. IT’S GREAT THAT PEOLLE THINK LESS AND ADS MAKE PEOPLE DUMBER AND FEEL SHAME… FEELING INNER GUILT… IT’S GREAT


I can be Gregory House but his character was created by 6-7 authors.. me… I.. I am one… author snd character… I DEFINETLY CAN’T GO WITH MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER

I had one of those experiences where you talk loud then comes somebody out of the sheep pack and gives you a warning or something this sort of… “shh… try to be little less louder.. because my head is going to explode” You should see this guy he was massively staring at me.. he needed time punch up this type of confidence.

Such type of low value… high levels of agression; anger; feeling the need to bully people is main representor… representetive of humans…

THAT’S OUR MENTOR


And still wow this guy has opinion… Words like “wow”, “ehh”, “ughh”, “whoa” and others are parasites… They are useless… if you want to succeed with with women thelast thing you want show iff is your horrible utterly less value vocabulary.
Men are beasts ready ti fuck everything… women are with standards and still won’t fuck you… your fucking friend and your other fucking friends… but reay to fuck somebody out of your circle.


Women got pussy and circle… men give to others men what they have already used. Jokes are stories 1) thing… 2) If I go with explaining the joke… we already have lost it… I could sound as an expert like a doctor… pathalogy expert, psychogy expert or whatever you can name the term… but here is thing.. I am not..

I am just curious guy… open minded and right now I am reading:

“Oral Pathalogy”“Psychology Manual”And“Why curious?”


Too much masturbation… vision blur… lost of seing seight and hearth attack. Which sounds like a great syrup mix entertainment. Ouch and ouch for the people who say hurtful stuff to the future open micers. Comedy: Me And Me

 By DeYtH Banger


On first point … I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU
AND YOUR KIDS AND PARENTS
FYCK YOU

TODAY US MY DAY

YEAH I GOT ATTENTIOM DEFICIT PROBLEM
I AM CRAVING FOR ATTENTION
MY PARENTS DON’T LOVE ME ENOUGH

MY FATHER LOVES SO MUCH THAT HE KILLED HINSELF… BUT THE TRUTH HE IS A FAT LIAR


AND yes today is my day… my fucking day… not yours… fuck you…

I am here to be loud… alarming and fuck you over… I DON’T STEAL
I GROW AND FUCK AUDIENCE


I always have the pure bother touch to be more asshole and more as awful person… OKAY?

Fuck you… I hate people who get support… it personally offends me… because I DIDN’T GOT SO MUCH LOVE AS CHILD LIKE THOSE FUCKS

We need me… not you… if you are today here the most reasons are your life sucks, you have been forced..  you have been invited

YOU ARE DUMB SHITTER

WE DON’T NEED FLAT LINER FUCKS LIKE JOHN CLEESE



My day is awful… WHY?


I need to censor myself, to be careful what I say … when I say… little wrong moves with the girl without conversational empathy… I LOSE THE WHOLE FUCKING GAME

WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT GETTING IN RELATIONSHIP, MARRIAGE… GETTING FREE SEX..  THE TRAUMA WHICH YOU GET IS A LONG TERM FUCKER

YOU GET DEPRESS
YOU START FEELING GUILTY
I AM RIGHT NOW GUILTY THAT I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH THE GIRL WITH WHICH I AM INTO RELATIONSHIP

I AM HORRIBLE  MOOD BREAKER
…

THE SICK TRUTH THE MORE FURTHER GETS THE MEET UP… THE LESSER YOU GET CHANCES TO GET OUT WITH THIS PERSON



THE PROCESS CALLED

“GOD DOES NOT LIKE YOU”

“Context and meaning”




- As I said the moment you start adding meaning and context to things it puts you in misery. That’s the truth and what’s with wanning about argumenting my thing?


Middle Finger - It just an example of a thing which people have added meaning to a finger..  just to a fucking finger. . What’s the difference between the others and this?

Zero… to the others no meaning attached and to the mid section finger it’s a bad sign.

Fuck You - Just a word with weight attached to it



THIS HERE ARGUMENTS ARE FOR 10 YEARS PROTECTION


When you are kid you can sleep around your mommy… touch her tits or even play around… drink milk from it…

Right now doing this it’s called pervert section… so going on touching somebody’s tits or ass and context adde to it or an explanation or whatever those cry out whinny fuckers want to be added so to be normal.… SHE CALLS OVER THE COPS


When I see tranny … I SEE GOD IN ALL IS COLOURS
Yes… yesterday I went I started fucking my hand woth my big white dick, it’s denibetly good white stats.

Jealousy gets into to “Feeling happy… being happy” section… if somebody kills you out of jealousy it means that he likes you.

Comedy: Secret

 By DeYtH Banger

I prefer to fuck my right hand and if I want more enthusiastic handjob… I GO WITH LEFT HABD
IS MORE UNNATURAL
MORE ALIENATING


Girls waste energy and time
Rapist are good at timing… always ready to rape… to dominate and we are talking about level of toxicity… maximimal… in childhood.


If you think I speak fast… you are fucking wrong… it can go more faster and even more…
I just don’t add up pauses… life sucks with pauses… in the end of the show we don’t go for bugs, glitchers, errors and lag we go with the speed up shoe. That’s the way it sounds with minimum level of pauses.



People who are on their knees… are praying for salvation from addiction. So I GET THE IDEA OF GIRLS ACTING OUT… WITH ON THEIR KNEES..
THEY GO WITH BL0WJOB + PRAYING WHICH IS EGO PROBLEM… MULTI TASKING PROBLEM



AA AND AN Groups… suck… I WANT TO FUCK AN EMOTIONAL BITCH
A BITCH WHICH NEAR LEVEL OF SUICIDE… I WANT TO BE MENTALLY SO FUCKED UP THAT WHILE I FUCK HER… SHE TO START CUTTING WRIST
FUCKING AEOUND WITH VEINS
I LOVE THAT
THAT’S AN INVESTMENT
THAT’S WHAT I WANT IN SEX AS MUCH HIGH INVESTMENT AS POSSIBLE…


I want a bitch which acknowledges her problems… it’s lovely scenario… to say

“I HAD AN AFFAIRS, MY LIFE SUCKS… ”

I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT

WHAT’S WITH COUPLES AND PUBLIC FUCKING… KISSING AND UNAPPROPRIATE TOUCHING

“I WANT… I CAN?”
“I WILL… I AM GOING TO?”



Is this the shit?
Always got a problem, what I can sat say society fuctions on problems fundaments… Which start to make me think that the the bitch which was near me in the metro… WAS TYPICAL DYSFUCTIONAL WHORES


WHAT ARE WHORES… PROSTITUTES AND DANCERS?

All got one deep fundamental problem… they are comming not from healthy household, dysfuctional parents!


AND THEY DON’T GET ENOUGH

Nothing more than edgy… almost on the moment to kill “herself” girl…over emotional whore…


I WANT TO FUCK THAT SHIT
IT MAKES ME TO FEEL THAT

“I FUCK MY PROBLEMS”



Your mom sick rigid bitch, that’s the definion about your mommy…

MAN FUCK YOUR PARENTS
IF YOU ARE TODAY HERE AS CROWD… PROBABLY YOU PARENTS FUCK YOU OVER AS MUCH THAT YOUR GENES ARE GOIMG TO VE WIPED OUT
NATURAL SELECTION
IF YOU ARE ON THE STAGE TODAY
MAN YOU ARE IN PAIN…


Most comedians are expressive… show off as for me… I AM FUCKING DEAD INSIDE
REALLY
ANGER IS SUITABLE FOR BULGARIA

THE WHOLE STAND POINT IS NEUTRAL… THIS SOUND LIKE A SUITABLE IDEA

When I see happy couples… happy people I WANT TO KILL THOSE FOLKS… THIS KINDA SUMS UP THE WHOLE AUDIENCE IN MASS SHOOTING

JOKE ON ME
MY TURN
YOUR MOM IS AN EFFECTIVE COCK SUCKER
NOT A SMOKER
BUT A SUCKER

Comedy: Advice

By DeYtH Banger


Shut the fuck up… sums pretty clear everything… silence wins everything.

People say always shit… they shit others
…. And now we got delusions… believing in higher beings…



GROW THE FUCK UP
DIDN’T YOU ALREADY HAD IMAGINARY FRIENDS
WHEN YOU WERE YOUNGER
DIDN’T YOU GOT THOSE FUCKS
THE INVISIBLE FUCKER CAN HELP
YUP



“God grant us the serenity to accept the things we cannot change, the courage to change the things we can, and the wisdom to know the difference.”


Wisdom?
Delusion!
Grow the fuck up… come on… drugs… alcohol go get it… feed the fuck… go feed yourself. Didn’t worry you are classical dysfuctional being ..  LOOK FORWARD TO IT



Some people ask me “how to get a girl?” Or even “How do you get a girl?”

1) Don’t be Rude
2) Do not ask for permission, hate this
3) Take control of situation, dominate her… but do not be rapist


Guess what I AM THINKING OF FUCKING MY HAND IT’S MUCH EASIER IT HAS LESS STANDARDS AND I CAN USE BOTH OF HANDS AS MUCH AS I DARE




4) Be friendly… but not too friendly
5) Ask for her opinion… be honest as for what you think but never fuck around with something she likes
6) Tease her… fuck around with her… but not too much

Are you thinking about fucking your other hand … it nakes shapes… it can be